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have you guys/girls ever heard the song "foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo" by the bloodhound gang? it's really funny, its a whole song using different ways of describing sex. (Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo = fuck, get it?)
anyway here's the vid, hopefully it gets some laughs. it's an old song, i know.
Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter
If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so empathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple
If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic so empathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
