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Just the other day, i was taking a leisurely stroll through the park. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my bloodshot eye, i noticed a dancing racoon. This was no ordinary racoon. Not only did this beastly rodent have six eyes, but it had a fucking penis the size of a mars bar. It was the same shap too might i add. Unlike all the other little fuckers, stewart, the name of the squirel, talked french. eh men tabarnak quest tu fais isit calisse. and so on. all of the others were like super intimidated by stewart so they killed him by throwing him off a telephone wire. On his way down he managed to shoot all the others of his kind in the genitals, leaving them unable to reproduce. the only squirrels that were left were the niggas in brooklyn. aka the black squirrels. those fuckers didnt know what was coming. all the white rodents began humping the other black ones with there pizza looking genitals. only they didnt need a condom because they all already had aids to begin with. after a good month of fucking around the troupo of black squirrels felt the neccesity to kill off the hybrid captain: the flying squirrel. this guy didnt like to fuck around he was like shit son ill bust a cap in youre ass. then all of a sudden he did just that and everyone lived happily ever after the end/