Ive recently just got my first kill
And i fucking swear theres a cockblock god
Everything that day just tried to stop me from gettin muff,
It was the last day of school before the christmas break and i just got out of school early, my mom didnt know it was a half day so we skipped half the day, which in the end wasnt enough
Then we start to walk and she forgets her house key in her loker, so we go back
2nd of all it was a blizzard outside and i was freezing my nads off out there, it was about a 20 minute walk
i get to these train tracks, and the trains NEVER there, but today it decided to drop by for 20 mintues to stall me
the 20 minute walk soon turns into an hour but i eventually get to her house, soaked
so i was miserable and covered in snow, not really in the mood for pussy,
We go downstairs and then her brother comes downstairs and finds that we have three condoms on the fucking table, he takes them cause hes gay and it takes me 1/2 hour to get them back
Anyway, i got the pooon, so in the end it wasnt that bad
Do you guyz have cockblock stories?
