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PremiumWood
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ok... tonight me and my buddy drank 2 mickeys of sminoff raseberry twist, and figure this, an irish kid (yah irish), he drank a mickey (one, uno, une) or sminoff and he was hella throwin up, like so much that he was reduced to heaving up pea soup coloured bile. then again, this is is like 85 lbs, and really fuckin stupid. BUT, get this; after he started throwin up and he couldn't sit up straight we put him in a shopping cart and left him at the bus stop... i kinda feel bad, but i was out in the rain till like 1:30 waiting for the fuckin bus to come and pick this low tolerance bitch... i'm soo never gonna forget this night, when he was 'trying' to give us his moms cell number, he said the 10 digits and then kept going... soooo fucked up. and sorry if i'm rambling, i'm just laughing histarically and i want ALL of u to piss ur boxers/breifs, and panties... or both if ur twisted (*cough*freak*cough*)
Dec 6 2003 4:38AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
thats fucked up...his body might not have like the alchohal mixed with the sweet shit



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Dec 6 2003 9:55AM
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johnnypsunami
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thats still a lot of alcohol, especially for someone who is 85 pounds...
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Dec 6 2003 10:12AM
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WIfreeskier
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drank a bottle of Captains last night, it was a good time

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Dec 6 2003 10:44AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
hes 85 lbs??? hahahahhaahahah


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Dec 6 2003 11:09AM
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west
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Yah, what was he like 7 yrs old?




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Dec 6 2003 12:17PM
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waterville_NH
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fucking, 2 shmirnoffs is not a lot of alchohal, thats like saying 2 and a half beers is a lot



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Dec 6 2003 2:40PM
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gravteck
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you gotta remember he's 85 lbs, that's about half the weight of some people
Dec 6 2003 2:57PM
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joe_cool_ski
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that is why 14 year olds dont drink
Dec 6 2003 3:01PM
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switchskier88
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haha yeah, i wish i could get cocked off 2 smirnofs it would save me the money of havin to buy a twelve pack each time cant kill a whole one in one night but i need more than a six
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Dec 6 2003 11:20PM
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Howell
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
he was saying two mickeys of smirnoff vodka, not two bottle of smirnoff ice, even tho its not alot for two ppl they seem pretty young so i guess its alot, but still an 85 lbs body taking in a mickey of vodka would prolly fuck him up good
Dec 7 2003 12:19AM
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uglysnowgirl
Posts: 581 - Karma: 15
That was really really irresponsible for you to leave him like that. You should have made sure he got home safe. I hope he never talks to you again.
Dec 7 2003 12:23AM
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therealjerk
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well at least he drank it. ive been ragging on my fuckin roommate all night because get this... this kid is the biggest pussy drinker ever. He cringes when he sees me take a full double shot and tonight, he filled up a double shot glass like he just wanted one shot- then this fuckin wimp starts SIPPING ON THE SHIT!!!! its not even hard booze!!! Its Captain Morgans!!! fuck me dude

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Dec 7 2003 12:48AM
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Line1260x
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uglysnowgirl, take the cucumber out of your ass, and hit yourself in the head with it






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Dec 7 2003 1:30AM
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MadTrix4185
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what the fuck does '2 mickeys of sminoff raseberry twist' what the hell is 2 mickeys? u talking about like 2 fifths of hard a of 2 lil bitch brews? if its just two lil bitch brews u should call him a pussy cuz thats nothing.
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Dec 7 2003 3:10AM
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Jib_This
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smirnoff raspberry twist is raspberry flavoured vodka. Same alcohol percentage, tastes even worse than regular vodka.



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Dec 7 2003 3:21AM
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PhattTim
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haha, americans and canadians, can't drink. And of course he was smashed, he's 85lbs. And you must be a fucking retard if you don't realise there's a million variables that attribute to how quickly you get boozed, so go fuck your mum and pretend that you're not so damn stupid.

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Dec 7 2003 3:22AM
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Pipe_Munky
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you do know if anything happened to him you'd be responisble right? for example is his shopping cart rolled out into the street and he got hit by a car you'd be liable for that.




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Dec 7 2003 8:14AM
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Lateralis
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2 mickeys equals a 26er in case some of the dumbasses are wondering what the fuck a 2 mickeys are


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Dec 7 2003 9:02AM
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P-JO
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yeah and whats a 26er?? I still don't know what this smirnoff shit is, I don't drink that sugar alcohol, why don't people just drink beer now a days?




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Dec 7 2003 12:21PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
smirnoff is vodka, smirnoff ice is the cooler shit thats 7% alcohol, they drank 2 mickeys which is 40%, where the hell have you been if you dont even know what smirnoff is???


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Dec 7 2003 12:25PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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and a 26er is a 1/5 of a gallon.
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Dec 7 2003 12:42PM
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uglysnowgirl
Posts: 581 - Karma: 15
pipe_monkey... he wouldn't be responsible, the parents at the house they were drinking at would be held responsible. He would just have to live with the guilt of what he did for the rest of his life.
Dec 7 2003 1:00PM
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jensen
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two weeks ago i got an MIC and blew a .3 BAC

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Dec 7 2003 1:48PM
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jsof9
Posts: 214 - Karma: 8
so you were surprised when this little fucker got sick after drinking a 1/5 of vodka by himself?

i dont get it

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Dec 8 2003 12:32AM
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Maximumsushi
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Two Mickies = 24 ounces
1 26er = well... 26 ounces.

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Dec 8 2003 1:20AM
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SkierDave
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you guys are such idoits. Bragging about how much you can down? yeah thats cool. Thats gotta be one of the stupidest things ever, teen drinking, I'm cool cuz i can steak it when I'm under age, I'm cool cuz i can down 5 beers and not puke blah blah blah, getting sick isn't cool, and if your drinking impresses others, wow, you need a life! why not do something good for ur body.

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Dec 8 2003 11:13AM
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Lanemeyers
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Too bad you're a pussy cause you were drinking Rasberry Vodka...what are you a girl? Or did you steal it off your parents?

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Dec 8 2003 11:22AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
skierdave, puking is fun and it can also make other people puke which is funny, then after your done puking you can continue drinking more, thats the fun of it, dont be a pussy


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Dec 8 2003 11:29AM
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freeskiing04
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fuck yea lateralis u got right there
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Dec 8 2003 1:16PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
So the moral of this story is you're a fuckin' idiot. It's a good thing I can drink four mickeys or I'd get no respect. It's also a good rule that friends should be abandoned unless they had at least 3 mickeys (the equivalent of 39 drinks). Most importantly, if somebody drinks but doesn't tell you how many they've had, assume they're still on their first drink.
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Dec 8 2003 1:38PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i didnt understand what you said jay


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Dec 8 2003 1:39PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
in terms of a shot glass, how much is a mickey?
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Dec 8 2003 1:45PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
13 shots


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 8 2003 1:46PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
It doesn't matter Stef. All that matter is that given the opportunity, I would break the knees of the guy that started this thread.
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Dec 8 2003 1:49PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
yeah but break his knees while your pissed hammered......oh the irony


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Dec 8 2003 1:51PM
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freeskiing04
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 10
damn thats alot of shots.. i can do 4-5 and a beer and be ok
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Dec 8 2003 1:54PM
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It all depends on how fast he was drinking. A fairly small ammount of alcohol can fuck anyone up real good if you drink fast on an empty stomach.

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Dec 8 2003 1:58PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
thats true ^^^ my luscious hung boyfriend


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 8 2003 2:05PM
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Detective
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hahhaah man I'd give anything to be that lightweight!!!! haha wait a minute...no no I wouldnt.
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Dec 8 2003 6:02PM
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mammothpunks
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we all know your a kid at heart reedy

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Dec 8 2003 6:15PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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chances are that somebody that only weighs 85 pounds is either 12 or 13, is fuckin skinny, or a midget. and 85 pounds cant take very much liquour.

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Dec 8 2003 6:41PM
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Line1260
Posts: 1946 - Karma: 14
blahblahblah look how much i can drink blahblah i can drink more than you, so you are a pussy. blah
drink because its good times! whos keeping count? the frat guy trying to slip roofies in some broads mikes, thats who. keeping count is for little kids.


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Dec 8 2003 8:56PM
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Your an asshole man, I know it sucks looking after friends when they drink too much, but thats why your their friend, you jackass, to watch their back. One night me and two friends tried to go camping, but we decided to stop at a party first. well my one friend drinks too much, and we end up dragging the guy for 3 hours, mostly uphill back to my house, with camping equipment and his lifeless body weighing us down. I was sooooo mad at the time, about how retarded he was, yet I'm his FRIEND, so i made sure he got home alright. you bastard.
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Dec 8 2003 9:30PM
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strode
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it's all about food for me......last week i drank 3 beers, 4 red bull/vodkas, two double cranberry/vodkas, a bloody mary, and a shot of jaerger on a full stomach and i could still walk fairly straight. the other night i only had 4 beers and a shot of jaerger (empty stomach) and i was more drunk than the first night





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Dec 8 2003 10:01PM
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SkierDave
Posts: 435 - Karma: 10
wow u guys are queer kids on the playground swing set, i can drink this i can drink that. Its just rediculous you guys boost your self esteem off of this, i envy that uh huh

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Dec 8 2003 10:06PM
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freeskiing04
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dave what the fuck do u care. have u ever even had anything to drink? other than water?
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Dec 8 2003 10:33PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
he's had big glasses of warm semen before, but i dont think that counts


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Dec 8 2003 10:52PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
warm semen....so hot right now





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Dec 8 2003 10:56PM
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d-loc
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i like to have my semen on the rocks personally, but whatever floats ur boat


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