Are they super god children?
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Are they super god children?
With gold medals from the Nippon Open and US Open, Ashley Battersby is taking over women's slopestyle for Team Jesus.
end wide photo Competitive excellence has adorned TEAM JESUS with enough gold and silver to push a camel through the eye of a needle. Male TEAM member Jossi Wells is on a hot streak, backing up his X Games silver with silver at the US Open big air and the victories aforementioned. Ashley's run this season has proved no less exothermic, winning slopestyle gold in Nippon and earlier this year at the US Open.I admit that the term "TEAM JESUS" is my own invention. But in an individual sport like skiing, JESUS sticker wearers (which I have been noticing on the hill quite frequently this winter) are much more a team than other brands' "teams." For example, Hall and Dumont are teammates strictly by virtue of their allegiance to the Oakley trademark. TEAM JESUS isn't just a sponsorship. To the insinuation that it is, Jossi's younger brother (and fellow Jesus sticker affixee) replied, "He doesn't pay me, but He lets me go to heaven when I'm done." Thus, the sticker is an emblem of membership to a global team, skiers and non-skiers alike, bound together in this life and in the great hereafter by holy christian brotherhood.