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Scrunch, Fold, or Other?

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with_stupid
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When you take a shit...do you scrunch it quickly, take the time to fold it nicely, or do some other technique.

Personally, I scrunch because I like to get in and get out as fast as possible to get on with my life. What do you do.

Dec 26 2008 9:56PM
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fourhundred
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searchbar
Dec 26 2008 9:58PM
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Dainsey
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hahahahahahahaha
i love how ns already has a thread on this
well personally if i have somethin to do i take it quick but if i have my psp with me...it's always good to take a nice long poo
Dec 26 2008 9:59PM
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with_stupid
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
what the hell? i just thought of this while on the toilet...hahaha my bad but it's just funny someone already thought of this
Dec 26 2008 10:02PM
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Silence
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/402177/

8 squares, bi-folded 3 times was one popular method

Another option was to use sandpaper and/or a cactus
Dec 26 2008 10:38PM
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steezepleeze~
Posts: 103 - Karma: 22
use hot sauce turn it into liquid and shits take a record 15 seconds.
in and out cause i have more important things to do than poop.
Dec 26 2008 10:44PM
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popNfresh44
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haha yea i cant blame you for not searchbarring this one, it would seem very unlikely that someone would have already made a thread about this

but they did

and i think it was one of those Ju guys
Dec 26 2008 10:49PM
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7-11_Slurpee
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link to other thread plzz?
Dec 26 2008 11:04PM
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with_stupid
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ugh i searchbarred toilet paper and figured it might be there but it wasnt and if there was such a thread i assume the words toilet and paper might be in it
Dec 26 2008 11:40PM
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Hood.[scdb]
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ahah omg scrucj that
Dec 27 2008 12:02AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
see above
Dec 27 2008 1:31AM
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Skibumsmith
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I've seen at least 2 other threads on this subject.

Dec 27 2008 2:05AM
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richards
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you guys actually tink about stuff like that ? just wipe your goddamn ass . its probably the least important in my day
Dec 27 2008 2:20AM
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Skibumsmith
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says the man with shit stained underwear
Dec 27 2008 3:24AM
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samwise
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I don't think anything has influenced the way I shit more than NS. Seriously.
Dec 27 2008 8:00AM
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with_stupid
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10

lol'd.

and can you really say searchbar...i mean think of the topic, would you ever think that there would be another thread on this?

Dec 27 2008 11:41AM
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Malcolm
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i usually wrap my fist in toilet paper
Dec 27 2008 11:47AM
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Dainsey
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hahahahahahaha
i lol'd

Dec 27 2008 11:49AM
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DDrem.
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crumble/ball if its on the roll
fold if its off and i have to unroll by hand
Dec 27 2008 11:53AM
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