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BattleAxeFortress
Posts: 17 - Karma: 10
This is the website for you...

http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/
Dec 5 2003 1:20AM
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Trouble
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
ok this is the dumbest post ever but...

I am giving away a cat and will post a pic in just a second...





i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
Dec 5 2003 1:24AM
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Trouble
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10






i invented eBay so does that mean i get a discount on the crap u sell
Dec 5 2003 1:24AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Move To: hmmmmm
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TAK is BACK... sorta
Dec 5 2003 1:40AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
^^haha
i hate cats
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Dec 5 2003 2:40AM
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JackieChan
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That's where cats belong. It'll probably end up in someone's Dim Sum down in Chinatown.
Dec 5 2003 3:05AM
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Deann
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I have a cat and i want it dead so does anyone have any ideas on how to kill it without my parents knowing it was me.
Dec 5 2003 4:13PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
cats rule. if anything i hate dogs




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Dec 5 2003 4:16PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
cats rule





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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

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Dec 5 2003 4:17PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
^you die now

one of my friends hung a cat by it's neck in his garage over night to die and when he woke up hte next morning it was still alive so he start dragging it around and put it on the back of his friends car and then when it finally died he threw it at a window at mcdonalds
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Dec 5 2003 4:20PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^ lets replace the free cat with a free dead skibum.




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Dec 5 2003 4:22PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
Thats the most sick and disgustiong thing Ive ever heard. If you MUST get rid of it it least do it in a humane way, or try to find someone to adopt it ro something
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Dec 5 2003 4:31PM
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Mattman
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nice 2nd post dumbass, Cats Rule
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the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ
Dec 5 2003 4:51PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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cats > dogs


God is an American.
Dec 5 2003 4:53PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
cats are awesome and dogs are awesome


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 5 2003 4:54PM
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Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
petting a cat lowers blood presure and makes you live longer.

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im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
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Dec 5 2003 4:55PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
and they are so much nicer, cleaner, smarter, easier to care for, better smelling than dogs...the list goes on and on
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Dec 5 2003 5:02PM
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winterparksuks
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cats shold all be anihalated dogs have so much more personality cats just suck
cats are the face of evil
if i had one wish it would be tto have 1000 more wishes and one of those wishes would be to destroyall cats...with extreme predgedist





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Dec 5 2003 5:12PM
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wiglaf
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 141
i shot my cat by mistake, he looked like a racoon in the cornfield and it was dark out.. poor bagdad bob
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Dec 5 2003 5:18PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
cats are awesome



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make boursht, not bombs!
Dec 5 2003 5:25PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
cats are also smarter then dogs. they can make something like 90 vocalizations where dogs can make around 10. and if you dont think cats have personality then you have obviously never been around cats. i have had 3 different cats and they all have had totally unique personalities. plus there much easier to car for and much less independant. and 221 is right. rubbing your pussy is proven to lower blood preasure.




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Dec 5 2003 5:25PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah cats are smart and they own dogs
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Dec 5 2003 5:43PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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sk3bum you are a fucking disgusting. that is not funny at all. you're fucking sick, i wish someone would hang you.





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Dec 5 2003 6:03PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
ill do it ^
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Dec 5 2003 7:24PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
bahahaha sk3bum that was hilarious, well as long as it wasnt real it was. and i dought it was but if it was real u are a sick bastard!
Dec 5 2003 8:19PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
Kids these days...


Dec 5 2003 8:22PM
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linejibber550
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wow i crossed the line on that one^
Dec 5 2003 11:20PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
haahahah vacuumings the cats cock with a dirt devil..........reminds me of old timews


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Dec 6 2003 1:22AM
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PremiumWood
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
i have 3 cats, and they don't bother me to much. but one of them 'peaches' is sooo fuckin bitchy and fat. if she were a human, i swear to god, she'd be a fat cougar who thinks she looks good. honestly, can't even pick the stupid thing up, its way to heavy... its walks surprisingly, shes 24 lbs
Dec 6 2003 6:27AM
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Mattman
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hey fagjibber, how orginal!

you did that POST before like 2-4 months ago, you should me shot!
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Matt

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks

you guys on the east have mountains yet?-CJ
Dec 6 2003 4:19PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
You little animal cruelty bitches. I hope a bunch of cats attack and maul you someday.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Dec 6 2003 4:24PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^u should me shot?
Dec 6 2003 4:35PM
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joei
Posts: 2141 - Karma: 20
dog lovers are slackers...
dogs love you if you give them food and scratch their nuts
with cats, you have to work for their affection

but, nevertheless, cats are bitches in a feline body



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Dec 6 2003 4:35PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
i like pussy





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Dec 6 2003 4:36PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
linejibber, that made no sense whatsoever.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Dec 6 2003 4:38PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
You should be shot in the nuts by an elephant gun

Matt

the girls in mammoth are like parking spaces - the good ones are already taken and the rest are handicapped -mammothpunks


Your signature has been changed to: (trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

Dec 6 2003 4:46PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
ski3bum, thats fuckin digusting, your friends got problems, kill him now...




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Dec 6 2003 7:23PM
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fatpigeon
Posts: 364 - Karma: 10
im sure petting a cat to lower blood pressure is COMPLETELY different than petting a dog. Cats have a magical chemical in them that when you pet them it lowers your blood pressure and makes you live longer. But dogs lack that magical chemical.
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Dec 6 2003 8:12PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
^what if u pet kitty backwards?
Dec 6 2003 8:23PM
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switchskier88
Posts: 2829 - Karma: 12
dogs are way better than cats, but that shit ski3bum said is fucking disgusting, who deos that? your friends gonna end up to be some sorta fuckin derranged serial killer or somethin
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Dec 6 2003 11:13PM
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lineskier10
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im a slacker and my cat lives me, what you said was completely wrong nrthfacer, dogs love you no matter what, and cats love you if you are nice to them, think about it this way, dogs are like retards and cats are like smart people
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Dec 7 2003 1:00AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
your cat is insane^ thats why she likes you she doesn't like anyone else she attacks me
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Dec 7 2003 11:58AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
I don't see how cats are so smart if their heads/brains are so tiny.




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Dec 7 2003 12:13PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^just like how whales are smarter then us because they have a giant head right? didnt think so.




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Dec 7 2003 3:13PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
why am i a sick bastard? i did nothing wrong. my friend was the one who killed the cat not me. sure i laughed when he showed me this cat that he caught and what he was going to do with it, but i didn't actually think he would go through wieh it. he is actually a super nice kid, but he has a hate for cats... come on can you blame him? cats are bringing this world down.they are the cause of all of the violence in this world.
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Dec 7 2003 3:31PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
pussy is great. i like hitting it really hard and then putting it to sleep





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Dec 7 2003 3:47PM
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strode
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usually though i pet it for a while and if it takes good care of itself i might even give it a kiss





Abba Zabba, you my only friend
Dec 7 2003 3:48PM
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