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I just fell down my stairs
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i was on my way downstairs to go my coat to go outside, i tripped right at the top and flew and smacked my head on the part that comes straight down ( you kind of have to duck your head to go down) then i cleared the stairs and landed on my hip and elbow on concrete, im just lucky nothing is broken and that i had my hat or else i would of had a gash on my head from the edge part, damn this sucks
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Wow, that sounds painful.
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shit that would suckm how many stairs was it?
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9 stairs
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I was trying to open a cupcake once while standing at the top of my 15 stair staircase. Well I pulled the crap on the bottom off and as I did that the cupcake fell. I tried to grab it by swinging my arm down at it from the top, I missed, hit myself in the balls and fell down the stairs...my mom laughed her head off. I never did get that cupcake tho...
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ya i slipped down mine this morning with my skis, dunno what happened
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At least you didn't fall up the stairs, that always sucks.
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I always slip going up my stairs because im stupid, then i slam my shins into the right angle of wood on my stairs. It hurts like crazy
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^ thats olways funny shit to hear someone say they tripped up stairs but even though its sound very possible and we all know it is how the hell do you explain that shit
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That's why I live in a house with no stairs. Too dangerous.
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we live out side so i have never been up stairs. they look fun though
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^ hahaha, I'm still laughing at the cupcake story!!
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A couple of years ago I broke my ankle and was on crutches at school and the elevator was the fuck on the other side of the building so I just decided to go down the stairs but I wasn't smart enough to just carry my crutches down, I thought I would use them to get down... yep I lauchend myself from the first stair through the air and slammed my face/head on the concrete floor. In front of my crush too.
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thats gotta suck.
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i used to fall down my stairs on a weekly basis, cause i had an inner ear problem, or something like that....
but i also used to get in a sleeping bag and slide down the stairs, but it hurt like a mo
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^^hahahhahi used to do that sleeping bag thing too!! My brother and me used to go down our old stairs in boxes. It kicked ass
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ya that sucks, today i was walking and wasn't paying attention and walked straight into the edge of a cement wall. I have this bloody mark down my face.
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i fall up the stairs all the time... most of the time in school when im to lazy after goin up 6 flights of stairs and i forget to lift my foot the whole way up and it gets caught on the lip of the step.
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ya falling up stairs sucks. this one time i fell up my stairs into a blachole and woke up pantsless in my backyard
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My bro and I used to have contests to see who could slide down the stairs the fastest in sleeping bags. We also used to put the sleeping bag over top of our head and run around the house not being able to see.
Two years ago I was running in socks and we have hard wood floors and then the stairs have carpet on them so I slip as I was reaching up two stairs from the floor and I broke my toe. That was over Thanksgiving and come Dec we went up to VT for xmas and I almost wasn't able to board cause I was still in serious pain from it. Only about 6 months after it all happened did the toe stop hurting.
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i have a huge bump on the top of my head,
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i used to do that too tiffy, it was the shit, worm style
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What the fuck...whats the matter with you people? You all fall down stairases and run into walls? FREQUENTLY? how do you manage to avoid skiing into trees???
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back when we were youngin's....me and my best friend would sit on a mattress and slide down the stairs. that was so sick. except when we got to the bottom and flew off the mattress then into the wall. that was silly...
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i get hurt walking down stairs too...ive actually broken something
but thats like something that happens to me every six months on average, so no biggie
next time, look at the steps when you walk down them,it helps me a lot
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^ Thats wierd, every six months... lol. It's like you have some masochistic biological clock, 'Oh, we're due for a staircase injury...'
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they come in other forms too...like rails, or soccer or stuff like that
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i dont hit trees when i ski cause i can ski better than i can walk.
yah, i fell running up the stairs once, missed the step right before the top, and hit my shin on the corner, it hurt like a bitch, but i got right up cause there were people around me
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