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Operation_Ivy
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
alright this is how it happened. At my high school I was with my friend Zack in a class when some nerd made fun of him for the grade he got on his science test, he only did it because he felt 'protected' by the teacher. Later on during lunch break my friend went up to the nerd and kicked him as hard as he could in his calf making the faggot nerd fall over (so funny). Next the nerd gets up and aims a kick and a punch at Zack ,Zack then punched him in the face and gave the nerd a bloody nose and then the nerd had a crazy nerd adrenaline rush and was swinging punches and missing everytime, a yard narc then grabbed the nerd kid behind the arms and pinned him to the ground (hilarious). they went to talk to the principal and was told that he and the nerd would be suspended for 3 days from school (the nerd was petrified). Later me and my friend thought of this idea since our friend always got in trouble. we walked by the principal acting like we were talking to eachother and we said that Zack felt like killing himself because he always would get in trouble. The next day I saw Zack in science class and he said thanks to what we said they told him he could come back. All he had to do was talk to a counselor who told him not to kill himself. The principal had gotten scared that he would have been responsible for Zack killing himself and had called him that night telling him he could come back to school and he was not in trouble. the nerd on the other hand got suspended the full 3 days. So great.
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Dec 3 2003 11:51PM
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Ds91260
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thats fucking retarded, i dont think i can write how much i hate people like you and how fucking stupid you are, the 'nerd' obviously wants to be at school so he can learn and is doing what he wants to, your punk ass and your faggot friend zack are a couple of bitch kids who should not be allowed in such a great place as school, i hope for your sake someday you learn how fuckin wrong you are





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Dec 3 2003 11:56PM
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cousinbird
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thats great i fuckin hate nerds haha

Dec 3 2003 11:57PM
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Operation_Ivy
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
ds you are hella gay. You probably get picked on thats why you hate so much.
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Dec 3 2003 11:58PM
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Ds91260
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OH MY GOD!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THAT UP!!!!! IM CRYING NOW YOU CRUEL BASTARD!!!! I HATE IT WHEN BITCHES LIKE YOU MAKE FUN OF ME!!!!!!!





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Dec 3 2003 11:59PM
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Operation_Ivy
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you are pretty gay you are a nerd look at your icon its like fucking star wars. And the number of posts you have. You are a nerd and you feel cool on NS.com thats pretty pathetic. I'll kick your nerd ass.
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Dec 4 2003 12:03AM
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Muteman
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yeah why mess up a kids life liek that? Getting suspended fucks up your record making getting in to a more prestigious college harder and the kid who you guys picked on probably wants to go to a good school and make something of his life unlike you two dumbasses who will endup at mcdonalds until your fifty. ANd making fun of the 'nerds' was cool in like 5 grade. JUst let them be.
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Dec 4 2003 12:04AM
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nerds are hot



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Dec 4 2003 12:04AM
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Ds91260
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LIKE OMG!!!! STOP IT!!!





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Dec 4 2003 12:05AM
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Operation_Ivy
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did you read my story correctly? the nerd started this shit. and do you really think i care if this kid goes to Stanford instead of Harvard? well actually i do, i cry about it at night. dont answer this post if your gonna write something gay like dont pick on nerds.
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Dec 4 2003 12:09AM
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Muteman
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what good does it do you to pcik on someone? I think you do it to compensate for your insecurities
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Dec 4 2003 12:10AM
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Ds91260
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your right muteman, but you know, its always gonna be like that, aint nothin you can do to change it





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Dec 4 2003 12:12AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
Wow, you're really cool dude! Beating up nerds and stuff! Go suck off a horse or something...fucker.
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Dec 4 2003 12:12AM
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Operation_Ivy
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fine, im sorry im so insecure with my life and im so jealous of that nerd. i mean that guy is so good at everything, he goes to all the parties, he gets all the girls. sorry i am jealous and insecure. you guys are not new schoolers. you are not better than racers.
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Dec 4 2003 12:13AM
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Ds91260
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who gives a shit if he gets girls or goes to parties, if he wants to learn all he can and be smarter than everyone, let him, its respectable that he tries, hes only doin what he really wants too, you on the other hand aint respectable for shit





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Dec 4 2003 12:15AM
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aoe
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hahaha sounds like a childish middleschool fight. seriously now how old are you? although that was quite stupid in general i have to give you and for friend credit for how he got unsuspended. thats genious. i wish i knew to do that in jr high




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Dec 4 2003 12:15AM
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UpDawg
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So you're bringing racers into this, eh? So ignorant...
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Dec 4 2003 12:17AM
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Muteman
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how can you bring skiing in to this? Just because we think what you did was gay makes us not worthy to ski? YOur logic is genious. How old are you? IM doubting whether or not you get anymore chicks than he does.
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Dec 4 2003 12:18AM
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Operation_Ivy
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Ignorant about racers? no. i was on a racing team and everyone was dumb. everyone.
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Dec 4 2003 12:22AM
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Muteman
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being kinda hypocritical eh?
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Dec 4 2003 12:23AM
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Muteman
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your the most insecure person i ahve ever seen. your hobbies are to make fun of preps, nerds, goths, fags and weirdos. What a fun life. What enjoyment does that bring. IB et your like 12.
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Dec 4 2003 12:27AM
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UpDawg
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Oh, they were all dumb huh? Are you sure you weren't the 'dumb' one? This may come as a shock, but not everyone has the same priorities as you...get used to it.
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Dec 4 2003 12:29AM
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Operation_Ivy
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haha it is fun. if you dont think so i dont care.
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Dec 4 2003 12:33AM
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SimonFiller
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operation_ivy....you and your friend are the type of people that will be cool in highschool, but will never amount to anything after highschool is over. you'll become an inbred loser just like your parents and then your kids will pick on kids in school too who will go on to be successful. your such a punk.
Dec 4 2003 12:34AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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yeah operation ivy, youre a little bitch, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your pubic area. im going to burn your house down. and kill several goats, chinese people and kittens in the name of my hatred for you.
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Dec 4 2003 1:08AM
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RRhighrider
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Operation_Ivy do you feel stupid now you posted this trying to be cool but instead evryone made fun of you. picking on people is stupid and making sterotypes is stupid too. why do you care if the dude is a nerd. you can still be nice to someone and don't have to hang out with them. this dude likes school probily just like you like skiing. when peole make fun of you for skiing you probily don't care because you love it and know how cool it really is that is proibly how he feels about school.that my two bits



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Dec 4 2003 3:49AM
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sconniestyle
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hey man i feel you. a few days ago, this super smart kid in my soc. class totally ripped on me for a grade i got on a paper. so to get him back, i let it go and got over it, cause its just a number on a piece of paper. i totally got him, eh??



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Dec 4 2003 3:57AM
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Dec 4 2003 5:26AM
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big_foot_skier
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operation_ivy, howshort is your dick, i mean, youmust be a serious dickless losser. in my experience 'nerds'generally rn't that big, they'er not into sport so don't ever get developed muscels, and you seem to make yourself out to be big and cool, so your kiking off with some one smaller and weaker than you, and you couldn't be the bigger person and let it go when you were being mocked. and for that you are a dickless losser.
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Dec 4 2003 5:47AM
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my friend got suspended for 3 days for mooning a fat kid in the locker room
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Dec 4 2003 5:54AM
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u are such a badass.
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Dec 4 2003 7:22AM
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hahah like johnny depp.

this thread is gay..

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Dec 4 2003 8:06AM
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It'll be that nerd's shoulder you look over during your exam....

Grow up....

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Dec 4 2003 8:48AM
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d-loc
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hey well the nerd wouldnt be suspended if he wouldnt have fought back. so why are you getting all up in ivy's face. sure him and his friend might have started the fight but the nerd didnt have to retaliate. if he really was smart he would have gone to someone and told them what happend. so obviously this so called 'NERD' is not so smart anymore now is he. cuz if he would have know the code of conduct it states 'anyone who attemps to fight back even if in defense will be suspended' so quite honestly it was wrong to start picking on the nerd but the nerd got suspended because of what the nerd did, not because of ivy and his friends actions.


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Dec 4 2003 8:55AM
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J.D.
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^ Ok I think you missed the point, we're not saying that the nerd shouldn't have been suspended, we're saying Operation_Ivy is a world class assface.

For the guy who thinks he's 'cool' for beating up little smart people: Thank you for contributing to the labour pool of fast food restaurants over the coming decades. It's so nice to see people willing to sacrifice their success to live a life of obscurity and uselessness to provide society with individually expendable workers. Without you, we would have no janitors to clean our floors, no attendants to pump our gas, and would never again hear 'Do you want fries with that?' So let me first thank you.

Secondly, now that that's over with, let me add that you may be the dumbest piece of shit it has ever been my supreme displeasure to come across. Beating up kids for being smart... you're the poster boy for underachievement, apathy and mediocrity and you're happy about it. How about trying to do something decent with your heretofore useless existence rather than hurting other people who might make some fucking difference in the world. If you don't want to become a useful memboer of society, then I WOULD rather see you and your fucknut friend kill yourselves for real rather than impede the progress of people who are, in all other realms but neandrathal punching contests, your superiors.

Try fighting a big, buff nerd next time. That would be fun to watch.

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Dec 4 2003 11:10AM
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d-loc
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^^ so its cool and alright for the nerd to make fun of people cuz hes smart and others arent. yea that makes sence, doesnt it. do onto others how you want to be treated. if the nerd wants to make fun of ppl for getting lower test grades than him, then so be it, let the fight begin. i could care less about the whole debate im just stating the obvious.


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Dec 4 2003 11:17AM
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J.D.
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^So if somebody makes a comment that annoys you, go kick the crap out of him even though he's smaller than you, is that it? How about saying something back...
Dec 4 2003 11:24AM
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JackieChan
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My cousin used to be 'cool' like Ivy in high school, now he works the graveyard shift at Denny's washing dishes.
Dec 4 2003 11:37AM
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deeznutz
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I enjoy Operation_Ivy's signature:

'School is a prison' Ha!

I believe you're quite wrong with this statement. McDonalds is a prison, especially when you will have to work there for 40+ years after dropping out of school.

How old are you anyway? I guess 11 or 12 at the oldest.


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Dec 4 2003 11:56AM
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d-loc
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YEAH DUH AMERICA LAND OF THE VIOLENT. people are gonna get mad and resort to violence that how americans work.


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Dec 4 2003 12:00PM
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J.D.
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^Well god, I hope that's not universal. Land of the free becomes land of the 99 cent hamburger. Seriously, some people need to get their priorities straight; if you want to live in a strong nation, make it strong. The guy who posted this is a microcosm of a much larger problem. School is a prison... you represent all the anti-intellectualism that is wrecking your society. And nobody can say it isn't a BIG problem... never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Dec 4 2003 12:06PM
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d-loc
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land of the free my ass. how are we free, we have more rules and regulations than the mind can comprehend. why is it the gov right to tell me what i can and cannot put into my own body which was created by my parents and not authorites of the gov. im sick of all the corrupt cops who misuse authority, im sick of all the laws that resrict my from smoking a plant known as mirijuana, which by the way GOD CREATED. yet i can go buy beer anytime i want and get 10 times more fucked up than i ever could on pot. god made pot, man made beer, who are YOU gonna trust. its proven fact that an exsessive everyday drinker is going to have mass problems with his body and someone who smoke some weed everyday will barely have anything go wrong if anyhting at all. its a fact that 1/3 of accidents were caused by someone who was either on pot at the time or had it in their system(30 days ) so doesnt that mean that 2/3 of accidents were caused by sober people. im my eyes we need to get everyone stoned before they drive and we could cut back on accidents 66.6% its simple logic, no more, no less.


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Dec 4 2003 12:12PM
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UpDawg
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Haha...man, Ivy got his ass handed to him! Too funny...
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Dec 4 2003 12:19PM
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J.D.
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^^ D-loc... I agree, but it has nothing to do with this topic.
Dec 4 2003 12:31PM
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d-loc
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haha yea i know but this topic is stupid so i thought i might spice it up :P


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Dec 4 2003 12:33PM
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buck490
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you do know that your still in highschool, and when you graduate, the past 12 yrs of school doesn't matter at all. you dont care about nerds or hardasses in college. its all about the beer.

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Dec 4 2003 12:55PM
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MacMahoooon
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cant beleive noone commented on the fact that these kids turned a pretty serious issue of depression and suicide into a joke to get their buddy off a little susspension he deserved anyways. its like a girl claiming rape so she doesnt look like a slut. its fuckin wrong to treat things like that so lightly.

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Dec 4 2003 1:21PM
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sxeskier
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this nation is ignorant, this thread helps to prove that fact. In my mind violence is the worst way to solve any issue(one reason i disagree with our very violent government) A few mindless words should never have to cause a fight, but hey thats what grade school is all about. For your sake 'opivy' i hope you realize the folly of your ways and grow up to make yourself a productive, intelligent human being. Good luck!




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Dec 4 2003 1:38PM
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sxeskier
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P.S. move to Canada, less violence, better skiing




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Dec 4 2003 1:39PM
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d-loc
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you can leave your doors unlocked in canada, and its no problem what so ever... thats where im headed.


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Dec 4 2003 1:45PM
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winterparksuks
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operation ivy i think you should be hung ds is so right about you if i had the chance to kick your panzie ass i would youare a disgrace to the skiing world



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