Replying to Messed up.

Let me just start by saying this was more fucked than a skinny kid in a mens prison.

This was just about the most random thing. I've never met this girl before... I 'know' her and some people on this site 'know' her. but yeah here's the conversation:

Session Start (MSN - Mike: Sun Apr 14 00:44:22)
girl: hey seXXXy
Mike: hey
Mike: how's stuff
girl: up in da clouds
Mike: is there anyother way?
girl: the greeeeeeen way
girl: :-P
Mike: ahhaha. then you're still in the clouds
girl: huh
Mike: clouds = smoke
girl: yes
Mike: yeah.
Mike: ok.... are you baked now?
girl: yesno
girl: yes
girl: no
girl: ok
Mike: ok.
Mike: hahaha
girl: ha
girl: hbakgrhjsl
Mike: sweet
Mike: afdhadf?
girl: im a stoned bitch...nothin better eh
Mike: I guess
girl: haha
Mike: hahah you like (blank) at all?
girl: hus (blank)
Mike: the guy on MSN that you were talking to.
Mike: 'his MSN name'
girl: yeah
girl: but i don't KNOW him
Mike: oh I seee
Mike: yeah.
Mike: I need to get hammied
girl: u mean married
Mike: no hammied = drunk
girl: fuck you
Mike: why?
girl: its over bitch. i'm breaking this off jus like mariah carey ikn glitttter
Mike: hahahah
Mike: well I'm gonna run like gump. and get my sorry ass out-a herez
Mike: hahah are you sure you're talking to the right person?
girl: yes bitch
girl: bye
girl:.
*** @hotmail.com signed off
Mike: hahah


So I've never met this girl in my life. Never even talked to her before. that was weird.


'Hey... I drive a foreign car. I can drive in the left lane.'