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SimonFiller
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So a month and a half ago i was experiencing the ripest farts of my life. so i grabbed a few tennis ball cans and started catching the farts to preserve them. i would then take them and seal them with black tape in order to lock in the freshness. so anyways just to make sure my fart in a can idea works i took one of the cans from a while ago, popped the lid off, and squeezed it into one of my roommates faces. to my suprise he vomitted all over the place...not just once, but several times. this idea works great and i would highly reccommend it. i'm saving a tube to give to my grandma as a xmas present. she has a good sense of humor.
Dec 3 2003 11:21AM
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d-loc
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HAHAHA thats fucking great he was puking everywhere haha


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Dec 3 2003 11:42AM
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SimonFiller
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yeah i read it in a book somewhere that you could trap farts and save them for years. it really works.
Dec 3 2003 11:43AM
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jumpman
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that is fucking hilarious


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Dec 3 2003 11:48AM
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aoe
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hahahahahahaha give it to your grandma.




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Dec 3 2003 11:52AM
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d-loc
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ur gonna end up killing someone with that smell


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Dec 3 2003 12:00PM
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Concord
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That is pretty mean to do that to your grandma.


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Dec 3 2003 12:38PM
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winterparksuks
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wow that is extremly screwed up
trapping farts from your asshole in a tennisball can....



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Dec 3 2003 12:43PM
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SimonFiller
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actually its genius.
Dec 3 2003 12:46PM
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Lanemeyers
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Take it to the next level....

Russian Fart Film Can Roulette

You fart in a film can, like those 35mm black ones, and put it in with 5 other cans...You and your partner take turns picking one and opening it up and smelling....until someone gets shit in their face....

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Dec 3 2003 1:24PM
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PurpleSkier
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hahahahahaah
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Dec 3 2003 7:20PM
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Lateralis
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you have the wierdest and most pointless threads


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Dec 3 2003 7:22PM
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SimonFiller
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thanks for taking the time to read and post in my pointless threads.
Dec 3 2003 7:45PM
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theBOSS.
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sell them on ebay...you could start a business
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Dec 3 2003 8:03PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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or you could sell them to iraq, im sure theyre looking for some new chemical weapons.
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Dec 3 2003 8:10PM
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404404
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im eatting alot of dary and getting some cans to fart in



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Dec 3 2003 8:26PM
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Lateralis
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farting in a jar is a good idea, its a good way to save natural gas


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Dec 3 2003 9:51PM
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123ski
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they get worse after time too
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Dec 3 2003 10:13PM
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jtski
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here this out.. get a ton of people to rip em off into a dehumidifier and then you could have fart juice. that would be fucking insane



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Dec 3 2003 10:34PM
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123ski
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bad idea
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Dec 3 2003 11:19PM
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elemeno89
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beauty thread. bumpzzz
Feb 28 2012 4:02PM
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Number1Lawd
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thats very mean. you shant fait ca
Feb 28 2012 4:04PM
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yuck
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solid bump
Feb 28 2012 4:06PM
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most_mint
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I approve of this ancient thread bump. I have done this with cups, fart into the cup then flip it over on a table so its trapped inside, but alas, they seem to escape after more than 10 minutes. One night at my friends camp, we all started farting into solo cups and trapping them on his bedroom floor while he was busy, then kicked them all over releasing a mega fart into the room.
I thought this would be a good twist on the "fill cups with water and put them all over the floor so you have to pick up each one" senior prank. fart in the cup, flip it over so its trapped, repeat. as they got picked up, it would just get worse. why not?
Feb 28 2012 4:10PM
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theabortionator
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da fuck?
Feb 28 2012 4:11PM
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soulskier
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you make ke sick
Feb 28 2012 4:13PM
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elemeno89
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idk seemed like a good pull from the ancient abyss...
Feb 28 2012 4:13PM
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