Last night, while at a Indian restaurant with my family whom I am visiting for the break, my mother noticed the drink "sex on the beach" on the menu. She couldn't believe her eyes. I contended that there was another drink called anal sex on the rooftop, at which point my cousin chipped in that their was also a drink called handjob at the office party. My mom, all the while was searching for these drinks on the menu.
Make up some sexy drink names.