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Bawb
Posts: 622 - Karma: 11
I myself am dyslexic and the following amused me

Dyslexic 1: Can you smell burning?

Dyslexic 2: Buddy, I can't even smell my own name
Drink fast vomit early and leave a passed out corspe
Dec 2 2003 9:43AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
i thought it did say spell at first so i guess i am a little dyslexic
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 2 2003 9:45AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
WHAT@@???!!#$ im confused, what is this about


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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Dec 2 2003 9:49AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Bawb is drunk and can't read again....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Dec 2 2003 9:59AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
smell looks like spell if you are dyslexic
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 2 2003 10:15AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i guess im not dyslexic


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Dec 2 2003 10:42AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^i beg to differ


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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Dec 2 2003 10:45AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^ your funny, dont try to insult me, it doesnt work


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Dec 2 2003 10:46AM
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hype
Posts: 1440 - Karma: 21
if i dont get it does that make me more stupid than people with dyslexia
Dec 2 2003 11:01AM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
most lijely
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Grandmaster CT Skiers

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
Dec 2 2003 11:50AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
haha im never serious. its all about fun and games for me


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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

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Dec 2 2003 11:52AM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
isnt our president dyslexic?




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Dec 2 2003 8:34PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
SOme kid in my school is really dyslexic...he uses bright blue paper and special pens so he can read better
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Dec 2 2003 8:52PM
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lenzner
Posts: 1590 - Karma: 80
being dyslexic doesnt mean your dumb. Some of the CEO's of the fortune 500 companies are dyslexic.
Dec 2 2003 8:56PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^^ yeah and they got those jobs by inheriting them... like say PARIS HILTON the 11 billion dollar girl


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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
Dec 3 2003 7:57AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
lexus i drive don't.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Dec 3 2003 3:17PM
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deedar
Posts: 1 - Karma: 8
I took a quiz and my score was 31 out of 41 means i am also.
http://testmyquiz.com/dyslexia-test/
Dec 31 2014 1:18AM
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