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as we speek, I am on the crapper!
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well not really but I could be because I got this really long eathernet cord for my laptop so it is fucking awsome. I can just go lay down on a couch and and chat with my friends and shit.
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freek heaven!
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or watch some porn on tv in the room beside you and jerk off like a wild goat with no testicles.........that could work
'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
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I didn't know that wild goats with no testicles jacked off much.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
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must take them a while
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freek heaven!
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you AIM addict... do you really need a comp in front of ur face 24/7
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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well come on now, what if one of his friends want's to contact him and he's not there!!!?!?!?! That would be a nightmare
-Jason
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haha i have the same setup, and it is super nice when you have to type papers and stuff. i can sit on the comfy seats in my dorm room instead of the desk chair, and if i go somewhere like a lounge or study area i can still do research and stuff.
mark
'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
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oh them testicleless goats jack off like crazy
'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
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do their owner help them since the goats dont have and hands?
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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my dad has a wireless connection and u can just walk around with no cords hanging from u or anything, but im not allowed to use it
~You Can Call Me Matty~
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^ he probly dosent want you on the shiter with it.
'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school
'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight
'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson
'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
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Isn't that kinda risky,.....I mean...typing messages on NS whilst sitting down taking a dump.....like ..what if you had a major unexpected ,uncontrolable BLOWOUT and you started shitting all over the computer and yourself.All covered in your own fecal matter,stinking to high heaven and then your dad starts yelling for the computer.Sure hope ya didn't have corn nibblets for din din.
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my old high school has wireless laptops in the libary, i used to take them into the shitter and write papers all the time, thats the only real time that you can get shit done.
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PUFFY PRODUCTIONS
DONT FUCK WIT US.
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thats sick man then other people have to use that laptop... where have ur hands been
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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I can barely work this computer enough to post here, I have no idea what the hell you guys are talking about? And why would you need a computer while on the shitter?
Just Like The Cool Kids....
I Get Head
'I Love You Spit Bucket' -My Drunk Roommate
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anyone see the seinfeld episode where the fat guy couldnt return a book because they knew he took it into the bathroom
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-kevan
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ahh, just spray it with a little lysol when your done
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PUFFY PRODUCTIONS
DONT FUCK WIT US.
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haha yea that episode is hilarious but its not the fat guy (neuman) it is George Kastanza
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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haha, yah, i saw that episode too.
when i get my laptop for school this winter, we're gonna get a wireless connection, seems like less work than wiring up the house. and more convienient cause i can work anywhere i want
Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver screws and turns, Bill Clinton screws interns
He who dares wins
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oh man, i love phoning friends while im taking a dump, especially when im in a big bathroom and the sounds echo around in there. whoever youre talking to will freak out
Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver screws and turns, Bill Clinton screws interns
He who dares wins
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^^ haha sick focker
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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uhhhhhh... it's building up inside of me
littering and....
littering and....
littering and....
littering and....
littering and smoking the reefer
oh officer thats not ours!
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just get a wireless modem
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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!
Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
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We got a wirelss router thing yesterday. The first thing i did was grabbed the laptop and went and took a shit and checked my e-mail. it was dope.
VIVA LA FRONTFLIP!
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pimp shit for sure
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who honestly uses the bathrooms at there school......
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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'
Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
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I would never take a dump at school but I do #1 all the time.
we have a wireless router I am just to lazy to go get a card for my laptop. (also I am saving money for skiing) anyway I had this wire laying around for my PS2 network adapter and for some reason it never occered to me that I should use it for my laptop untill now
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freek heaven!
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i take dumps at school all the time, just gives me a nice break from class!@
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Now, Whats all the hustlebustle about?
PUFFY PRODUCTIONS
DONT FUCK WIT US.
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I have a wireless keyboard with mean range, the shitter is def not out of bounds
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^^but you have no monitor, what good does that do man?
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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
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if its not outta bounds, he can probably still see the screen.
'This one goes out to all the depressed women in the house.
Whether you taken the Prozac, the Zanax, or the Pax, or whatever the hell they put in the caps.
I want y'all to come up to the front of the stage, grab me a shot of something along the way.
Put a smile on the front of your head.'
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im on my wirteless lap top so im sittin on ym couch watchin pornos lol no just tv
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jolly good job jacob, now lets all go have a good ole gay time and play cricket while eating crumpets and tea.
-Pat
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cant stand ya!
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
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well mabey I actually was on the crapper, you guys will never know! hahahah!!!!
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