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Billiards.
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What the fuck is up with that place? Every single skier is so fucking good. Its a damn breading ground. Every-time an edit comes out from either a Norwegian or from a location in Norway its going to be epic. Hot damn.
Dec 24 2008 7:28PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
and y are all the girls so hot? i was there for a week this summer and i had a raging boner the whole time, y cant the girls in my town look like that?!?!?!?!?!
Dec 24 2008 7:31PM
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alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
euro's kill it.
Dec 24 2008 7:36PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
I live there, but i'm currently in Oregon as an exchange student. I'd do anything to go back home for christmas.
Dec 24 2008 8:18PM
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Bjello
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you know, it's an ancient myth that says that Norwegians are born with skis on their feet...
Dec 24 2008 8:25PM
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Billiards.
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agreed on the b comment son!
Dec 24 2008 9:40PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
because scandinavians are the dominant race.

everyone knows that.

must be why i kill at life so hard / claim
Dec 24 2008 9:53PM
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Billiards.
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It only counts if you live there.
Dec 25 2008 10:29AM
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griffon
Posts: 167 - Karma: 15
not all norwegian have skills. not me for example
Dec 25 2008 10:49AM
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rightcoastskier
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im 50% norwegian woo
Dec 25 2008 11:30AM
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jibbnor
Posts: 56 - Karma: 10
i'm norwegian and I suck...
Dec 25 2008 11:33AM
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skodeo7
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Apparently they are just better than the rest of us; have hotter women, better skiers, bigger mountains. I want to go there. Now.
Dec 25 2008 12:29PM
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DaewonS
Posts: 717 - Karma: 104
the women are fuckin goddeses
Dec 25 2008 12:40PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
no way pal. its in the blood. like blacks have big dicks? well scandoes annihilate at everything.

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Dec 25 2008 12:42PM
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casual
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Your desire to be ns-popular is cringeworthy.
Dec 25 2008 1:07PM
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espen^R
Posts: 2330 - Karma: 192
Im a 100% norwegian, guess I gotta suck it up and pull som sweet moves this season
Dec 25 2008 2:12PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
Well actually the rockies are quite a bit bigger than their mountains to my knowledge. Their mountains rise up from the sea, therefore they aren't as big elevation wise.
Dec 25 2008 2:27PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
oh DRIT i am 50% Asian and 50% Norwegian i am a Korwegian

also I think drit means shit in Norwegian
Dec 25 2008 2:29PM
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casual
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Yes, but their mountains are alive with magic and wonder and the aforementioned nordic beauties and their golden vages silly goose.
Dec 25 2008 2:30PM
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adrianms
Posts: 162 - Karma: 86
Yeah, dritt means shit in Norwegian. I'm half albanian and half norwegian, so if someone are talking shit to me, I just pull the "racist card", hahaha:]
Dec 25 2008 3:09PM
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spqr
Posts: 182 - Karma: 141
well the Norwegians did invent skis, so I would hope they are good at it.
Dec 25 2008 3:16PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169

shut up. your e - ego sickens me get off of ns

Dec 25 2008 3:36PM
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h_bar
Posts: 1611 - Karma: 506
because the norwegian government has been genetically expirimenting in secret for over ten years to produce the perfect freeskier.

they serve us, at every skiresort "protein bars". which is basically filled with hormones and cromosones to make us ski better.

thats why.
Dec 25 2008 4:37PM
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looneygeorge
Posts: 633 - Karma: 14
I'm half Norwegian and half Danish and I WANT TO LEAVE NORWAY... NOW!
alcohol is too damn expensive, sure the agelimit is 18 - but 10bucks for a sixpack ?!
I'm gonna go to school in Oregon in 2-3 years I hope !

but yeah, the norwegian girls are hot - Swedish girls are the HOTTEST. and Danish the easiest /claim for Denmark
Dec 25 2008 4:51PM
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griffon
Posts: 167 - Karma: 15
agreed. why should we have high taxes on everything when have all this oil money??
Dec 25 2008 7:12PM
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J.robinson
Posts: 110 - Karma: 9
yea, and its in your blood to make everything look homosexual because your a euro.
Dec 25 2008 7:37PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
calm down.

i was just joking, shit, its christmas.
Dec 25 2008 7:40PM
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908
Posts: 716 - Karma: 11
i'm 25% swedish

/claim
Dec 25 2008 7:48PM
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looneygeorge
Posts: 633 - Karma: 14
we aren't Euros ! we're Scandinavians ! and btw, the gay part... you got us confused with brits and germans !

Scandinavian blod consists of pure ownage and epicness.. why do they call us Vikings? that's why.

/double epic claim

//fail thread that has turned into claim thread
Dec 25 2008 8:20PM
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GetPitted
Posts: 3443 - Karma: 2,299
But you're not a girl...
Dec 25 2008 8:25PM
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Elg
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ahaha, touche!
Dec 26 2008 12:43AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
Jon is the most beautiful pro skier. this has alreday been decided, hes sweidish.

ya dig?
Dec 26 2008 12:44AM
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AtomicTweaker
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naw thats sweden i thought, norwegan girls are manly i thought
Dec 26 2008 12:49AM
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Aasert
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 9
Securing the country's economy, or are you having a really hard time surviving in Norway?
Dec 26 2008 5:45AM
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looneygeorge
Posts: 633 - Karma: 14
Norway has been proven the best country to live in health wise and shit. And Norway is also the country with the most cash ! :P but the fact that all of Norway's money is being locked in a bankaccount to "wait for bad times" instead of using it to decrease taxes and prevent bad times from happening.
Dec 26 2008 11:12AM
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N.O.B
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Norwegian parks sucks if you compare them to the american ones!
Dec 26 2008 12:41PM
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