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Describe your skis in one sentence.

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DBAKE
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 340

My 09 k2 obsetheds "They are amazing its like riding Jessica Alba"

-(before she got pregnant like from the fantastic four)

your turn

Dec 23 2008 8:36PM
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skibikeclambake
Posts: 2346 - Karma: 27

Like peeing in her butt, with my robe and wizard hat on, while hitting chads gap.

FYI, I have Moment Reno Jibs

Dec 23 2008 8:38PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60

"My skis ride like an old mans penis, long but are as flexible as noodles"

armada arvs

Dec 23 2008 8:39PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
beat the shit out of em and they still put out.


invaders
Dec 23 2008 8:40PM
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AALT
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 60
im 5 foot, their 165cm, their very long for me.
Dec 23 2008 8:40PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
i like my skis fat and soft, like my women
Dec 23 2008 8:44PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
They get the job done, but I am not in love with them.

Silencers
Dec 23 2008 8:44PM
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griffon
Posts: 167 - Karma: 15
Works great in park and pow, just like Mark Abma

k2 kung fujas
Dec 23 2008 8:45PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i can ride them anywhere, comfortably.

PE's
Dec 23 2008 8:46PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
chiped and not used enough
Dec 23 2008 8:46PM
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mtsteez03
Posts: 748 - Karma: 122
used and well abused
Dec 23 2008 8:47PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Like that dirty old crack whore you keep coming back to.
Dec 23 2008 8:47PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
my skis are as soft as fresh romen noodles
Dec 23 2008 8:48PM
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sykonaut
Posts: 346 - Karma: 11
Mmmm jello.

Line anthem
Dec 23 2008 8:48PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
light, there are worse park skis.

thrusters
Dec 23 2008 8:54PM
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Blandct
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 37
06 fujatives

tall dark and handsome?
Dec 23 2008 8:55PM
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S.Anderson
Posts: 369 - Karma: 18
i got the jibs to they are ridiculous its like shredding fresh powder on a cool winter morning and coming home and soaking up to the warm fire while listening to some amazing classical music
Dec 23 2008 8:56PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
line anthems

"My skis are line anthems."
Dec 23 2008 8:57PM
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Schwipples
Posts: 61 - Karma: 71
"Every pow turn is as sensational as an orgasm." - Line EP Pro

" They butter toast." - Line Elizabeth
Dec 23 2008 8:57PM
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Dan.
Posts: 7201 - Karma: 1,126
The Tits.
Dec 23 2008 8:58PM
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Tbrody
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 685
If you cut a surfboard in half and added some race base.

Armada ARG
Dec 23 2008 8:59PM
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MayorWest
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 160
09 armada ar6 181
long and strong n' baller as fuck.
Dec 23 2008 9:01PM
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notomatoplz
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 29
like chris farley, except they float on pow.
Dec 23 2008 9:03PM
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fresshhhh
Posts: 792 - Karma: 9



Liberty Phil Larose Pros 178


BUY LIBERTY!!
Dec 23 2008 9:10PM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
i beat the crap out of them, but they still come back every time. just like a desperate whore. (but i love themmmm)

rossi scratches
Dec 23 2008 9:14PM
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Canuker
Posts: 4730 - Karma: 165

they slide well on snow

Ninthward Lil' Butters

Dec 23 2008 9:17PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23

"they have just enough flexibility for my liking, just like your sister"

181 Salomon Suspects

Dec 23 2008 9:23PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
Rocketships.

ON3P 191 Wrenegade
Dec 23 2008 9:31PM
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steeze2pleeze
Posts: 362 - Karma: 14
i like my skis black like my president...
Dec 23 2008 9:35PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
Smooth with nice curves, like your mother.


Salomon Foils
Dec 23 2008 9:44PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
hella greasy hesh steeze- 161 karmas

rad motherfuckers-176 katanas
Dec 23 2008 9:54PM
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gabfreeski
Posts: 1459 - Karma: 23
salomon suspect
best skis I ever own but the chip too easly
Dec 23 2008 9:56PM
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jibbits56
Posts: 336 - Karma: 10
they take the beating that is east coast skiin, but they aren't anything fantastic.

- '08 K2 silencers
Dec 23 2008 9:57PM
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Shlogan
Posts: 4942 - Karma: 430
stoked to ride these for years to come.

line spiral anthems
Dec 23 2008 9:58PM
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Dylan_
Posts: 9824 - Karma: 1,403
dope, fun ski. i love riding them, more than you're mom ooO)OOO)o0o0o

phil larose pro models
Dec 23 2008 9:59PM
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steezepleeze~
Posts: 103 - Karma: 22

08 foils

"they go on my feet"

Dec 23 2008 9:59PM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
"I like riding my skis more than riding my girlfriend, they are just that sexy"

Armada PipeCleaners
Dec 23 2008 10:04PM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2264 - Karma: 956

like sex

Line Octolands-178

Dec 23 2008 10:12PM
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.Brink.
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 188
graphics are gay but they rip.


rossi steeze
Dec 23 2008 10:16PM
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westmtnskier
Posts: 36 - Karma: 10

do what i got them for

-Salomon Foils

Are the best things that ever lived

-Blizzard 07'-08' SL WC Race ski

Are impossible

-Blizzard 07'-08' GS WC Race ski

CHEETAH LIKE fast

-Blizzard 07'-08' SG WC Race ski

Dec 23 2008 10:17PM
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KeithB.
Posts: 608 - Karma: 12

More rippin than an Oregon sawmill!

Lib Tech Recurve

Dec 23 2008 10:17PM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
yah me too, i have the same skis too
Dec 23 2008 10:18PM
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FreeBallin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 17
08 STL's
"So hood"
Dec 23 2008 10:18PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
they suck balls.

4frnt STLs
Dec 23 2008 10:20PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
"They have wolves on them! OMG!"

Line Anthems
Dec 23 2008 10:20PM
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scott-skis
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 141
ZOMG i like turtles too
like riding a chick and skiing at the same time
08 jo pros 169
Dec 23 2008 10:21PM
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fuckyocouch
Posts: 965 - Karma: 501
"Boner"
Dec 23 2008 10:28PM
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DannyArnold
Posts: 247 - Karma: 366
thats exactly what i thought, until i broke 3 pairs in less than a season hahahah
Dec 23 2008 11:08PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Choice.

Live Live 2s
Dec 23 2008 11:22PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 61

long, fat, flexy (thats what she said)

firstbloods

Dec 23 2008 11:24PM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
Just like my women, tall, skinny, fast, and I stomp on them all day.
Dec 23 2008 11:25PM
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