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Kristi's Seg. Sucked

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Ban11
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Who here thought that kristi's seg. in 1242 was the gayest thing ever? not the skiing, but the intro made me want to cry for all women skiers. i was hoping it would end up being a joke, but just showed me how very untalented women skiers are, had they just shown her clean the rail without the drama, I would have thought her a much more talented and cool skier
Nov 28 2003 6:47PM
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rodeo7
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Dude, just cos one female skier does that, doesnt make the whole world of freeskiing ladies look bad.
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Nov 28 2003 6:55PM
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Ban11
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but i just read a post where nearly everyone said that she is the BEST female skier......
Nov 28 2003 6:59PM
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1080tahoegirl
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wow....i cant believe you said that....asshole
Nov 28 2003 7:02PM
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Ban11
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what can i say
Nov 28 2003 7:25PM
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newschool_huck69
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you need to crawl back into the hole you came from.
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Nov 28 2003 7:45PM
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PBP-BOI
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I rather liked it
Nov 28 2003 7:51PM
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Girays_Brother
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i thought it was a sick seg and i also think ur gay and need to fuck some man bum cuz u obviously dont like women

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Nov 28 2003 7:58PM
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3ski6guy0
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ya, i thought it was good. who cares if she crashes, they are fun to watch.

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Nov 28 2003 7:58PM
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Kasanovah
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I haven't seen it, but I've heard what it's generally about and seen pics of it. I don't care how gay the seg looks or how much she whined about it (if she did or not I haven't seen it yet, I don't know), but any girl that eats it on a rail like that more than once even, and keeps trying till she gets it, gets my respect.
Kristi's the shit


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Nov 28 2003 8:31PM
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Almost
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It's called determination man, and listen to Johnny D's explanation of the thing, she didn't just crash once, she c4rashednhard like that 4 times before giving up, the second time she hyper extended her knee and couldnt stand for 4 days. lets see you suck it up, take 4 advil and go try to slide a rail that damn near killed you every single time you tried it.

That took guts to keep trying at it, and whether it fits in her segment or not i dunno but I commend her for it
Nov 28 2003 8:37PM
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CorkWormTurn
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'but any girl that eats it on a rail like that more than once even, and keeps trying till she gets it, gets my respect.'

That pisses me off in soo many ways. Do females have special nerves that magnify pain? You're telling me it doesn't hurt just as bad when I fuck myself up on a rail?

Boronowski and others have lost teeth on serious rail crashes. But you don't see them starting their segments with a 3 minute drama of them versus the rail.

Lastly, while on this subject: why shouldn't girls be just as good as guys in snow sports? I'd bet Kristi could out-lift Tanner in a weight room, he's small and skinny from every pic I've seen. Lots of pros our. Skiing/boarding (not counting racing) is about finesse and skill. So where lies the difference?
Nov 28 2003 8:42PM
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C.Royce
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look at the bodies you dumbfuck ^
Nov 28 2003 8:51PM
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Rogge
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i liked her seg. personally


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Nov 28 2003 9:06PM
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CorkWormTurn
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look at the bodies? ok, so lemme get this straight. it's totally cool for girls to go and fight a war for our country, because as far as war fighting goes, girls bodies can hack it. but skiing? now that's just too damned far.
Nov 28 2003 9:08PM
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D-spin
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the truth is, most girls do have way less of a pain tollerence and lots of girls arnt interested in actully doing cool shit on the hill, i would say over 80% of the snowboard/skier girls are jsut there to impress the guys. Although there is that other fraction of the population out there pushing hte sport.



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Nov 28 2003 9:09PM
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CorkWormTurn
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I haven't been to med school yet so maybe you can clue me in on this 'pain tolerance thing' for girls compared to guys. is there some sort of ratio? like, for every 3 of my fingers you cut off before I can't take the pain, you can only cut off one girl finger?
Nov 28 2003 9:12PM
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C.Royce
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what's the ratio for girls and guys in the war? not all girls in the war are out w/ a gun putting their lives on the line
Nov 28 2003 9:13PM
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*cowboy*
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Wow. That this post is ridiculous.. Kristi and Sarah could both out-ski you blindfolded. I agree witht he part that the intro to her segment was a little boring. But other than that, i thought her segment totally rocked.. She has progressed so much, she really really rips!


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Nov 28 2003 9:15PM
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CorkWormTurn
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'what's the ratio for girls and guys in the war? not all girls in the war are out w/ a gun putting their lives on the line'

no, not all, but some. My point is that I don't think it should be a physical thing so much as mental. How come Seth or Jamie Pierre huck 60 foot cliffs and I don't? Because they're more phyically adapted to it? or because I'm afraid to.

It's mental, not physical. This is why I don't understand why girls aren't just as good as guys in skiing and boarding.
Nov 28 2003 9:20PM
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C.Royce
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it is definitely physical too...guys have a much better pain threshhold
Nov 28 2003 9:23PM
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SwitchPollard
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Well Ban, if you can get out there and grease that rail better than she can, props. But seeing as she did try, and didn't give up just yet, she deserves respect. Ride on guys...and Kristi.
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Nov 28 2003 9:30PM
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Kasanovah
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whoa dude, i didn't mean I give her crazy respect all because she got up again, lots of people do. But not too many girls even slide rails, let alone would suck it up after a bad bail. So if you wanna be gay and technical, then, 'for a girl, I give Kristi mad props'
but she's still pretty sick,... even for a girl


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Nov 28 2003 10:03PM
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d-spin89
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'lets see you suck it up, take 4 advil and go try to slide a rail that damn near killed you every single time you tried it. '

now, i don't agree that her segment sucked, i didn't like her dramatic intro but she stil rips, but to the above comment, I remember seeing Brent, sprang/ break, tweak or whatever his wrist at a big air comp in qualifying. he couldn't even hold his pole and he went back to win the thing with a switch rodeo seven grabbed with his good hand and stuck that would bring any man to tears.
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what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day. were crashing all over the place.

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Nov 28 2003 10:19PM
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d-spin89
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'lets see you suck it up, take 4 advil and go try to slide a rail that damn near killed you every single time you tried it. '

now, i don't agree that her segment sucked, i didn't like her dramatic intro but she stil rips, but to the above comment, I remember seeing Brent, sprang/ break, tweak or whatever his wrist at a big air comp in qualifying. he couldn't even hold his pole and he went back to win the thing with a switch rodeo seven grabbed with his good hand and stuck that would bring any man to tears.
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Dumont has mad sick style... but hes black with white face paint

what a beautiful day, what a beautiful day. were crashing all over the place.

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Nov 28 2003 10:23PM
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bigsky_gurl
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It took women's snowboarding alot longer to evolve, and there are some really good girls now. I think its going to take a few years for the girls to start catching up to the guys. If you look at the girl to guy ratio on the mountain, its ridiculous. The reality is that these girls are better then most of you guys who are talking shit.
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Nov 28 2003 10:45PM
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CorkWormTurn
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for the record, I'm not talking shit on any particular girl. i'm more making a generalazation about the entire sex. i'm sure that's less offensive.
Nov 28 2003 11:30PM
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SkierDave
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lol what an ignorant child, She's a girl, her segment killed, we love it and her, the end!

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Nov 29 2003 12:31AM
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Ban11
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whoever said kristi could outski me blindfolded.....I promise you she cannot outski me, and never will....I think she is sick as can be, as far as girls go, but the intro was gay as fuck, everybody eats shit, its part of skiing, not some epic triumph or personal conquest
Nov 29 2003 12:45AM
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Ds91260
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i agree, that intro wasnt even funny, it was just like, what the fuck/, i dont even know, i skipped it





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Nov 29 2003 12:47AM
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flatspinner
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I thought that her voice over was kinda gay. JUST THE VOICE OVER! They should have had someone else do it, but yeah she kills....especially since she's the first girl to throw a cork 7. there is a lot of up and coming talent in the women department of freeskiing, and by the way, Charlotte Motts would dollar sign almost all guys's turns. Women kill it, give them the respect they deserve


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Nov 29 2003 3:36AM
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poniverus
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i garuntee that it wasn't kristi..like i bet yall that it was ALL jonny's idea to do it and she just was like w/e i'll do it soooooooo don't be sippn' too much of that haterade fellas


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Nov 29 2003 7:23AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i agree with you corkwormturn. its just as much mental as physical but alot of it has to do with the fact theat we have balls and they dont. and sarah burke has ugly ass style.but she still rips for a girl. i hate how girls think that they are just as goodas guys but they are not!! they are meant to be in the kitchen!!!!sorry about that

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Nov 29 2003 8:07AM
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VANULAR
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I AGREE WITH THE VERY FIRST POST

skiing is so hot right now!!!
Nov 29 2003 8:18AM
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F5*
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Isn't a girls pain threshold greater then a guys? they have kids, enough said.






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Nov 29 2003 9:55AM
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offtrail
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I would have to agree with Ban11. and he would ski circles around kristi. if you don't think so check out the videos oof him, brent neil, that i posted.


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Nov 29 2003 11:47AM
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Nov 29 2003 12:20PM
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dpoiii
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what girl has ever had a better segment than her's in 1242? I can't name any
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Nov 29 2003 1:19PM
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quebecfreestyler
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Most guys out there are willign to try some shit even aafter they took a major beating from it but mostt girls will move onto onto something else, but she didnt and tried again and again. She get respect for that cause she is prolly one of the only chicks in skiing who would have continued hitting it.




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Nov 29 2003 1:51PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Krista had an amazing segment!!! She's the only girl I've seen throw cork 7s, rodeos, mistys, slide hand rails, and do it all with style.
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Nov 29 2003 1:56PM
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Ban11
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i hated her oakley ad also with her quote that was just her voice over in print
Nov 29 2003 2:08PM
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empire
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I saw her segment in focused. It was in the DVD 'extras'. Why didn't she have a seg in the main film? You can't be a badass skier and make in the big films anymore. your sponsor has to give the film company big $$$$. skiing gone hollywood
Nov 29 2003 2:08PM
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