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Short, pointless, angry rant.

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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I've been skiing and functioning with a broken thumb for two weeks now. I have a super shitty cast on my dominant hand that makes everything 1000x more annoying... and today I fell and probably broke my other thumb. It's still swollen to shit after twelve hours of Ibuprofen and icing. So I'll be double-casting it. I best be getting mad sympathy points from the bids or else I'll probably kill myself trying to zip up my fucking fly or something. Christ.

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Dec 23 2008 1:52AM
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Campeador
Posts: 7516 - Karma: -1,227
Thats too bad, I remember seeing the old jackass where Johnny Knoxville had two casts on and would go around asking random people if they could zip up his fly.


Dec 23 2008 1:57AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha, well as long as I can be as cool as Johnny Knox...
Dec 23 2008 1:59AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
quick question...

how the fuck are you typing with two 'broken' thumbs?
hahaha
Dec 23 2008 2:03AM
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dguay13
Posts: 372 - Karma: 14
damn that blows sorry to hear that man. but i gotta agree with the johnny know thing, it does look pretty badass
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Dec 23 2008 2:04AM
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Piste.Off
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you know you can type with your fingers too
Dec 23 2008 2:06AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Think how slowly the fat kid in your group moves after a blunt. You're just now beginning to grasp the agonizing slowness of nearly every aspect of my life as a temporary cripple.
Dec 23 2008 2:21AM
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jason...
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Atleast your not on crutches. But if you were I would really feel sorry for you. Two broken thumbs and crutches.
Dec 23 2008 2:33AM
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dguay13
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i dont think i could ever be on crutches with dual casts. is prob opt for a wheel chair cause those are so much fun to mess around on. but that would still suck
Dec 23 2008 2:37AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
my right arm doesnt work. and its permanent.

quit bitching.
Dec 23 2008 2:38AM
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AmyLikes2Planks
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i preemptively forgive you for anything stupid you say because that last bit about the zipper made me laugh for a good 5 minutes.
Dec 23 2008 2:43AM
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J-mo44
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not being a dick but ive seen a photo of you biking, dont know if this is old or what but im hoping you were exaggerating about the whole arm permanently not working thing...
Dec 23 2008 3:46AM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Uh.. sorry?
Dec 23 2008 11:36AM
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DaveM
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I wont even begin to rant on how stupid that was... hahahaha

Phailure.

Dec 23 2008 11:51AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
biking is actually what did it. i used to be sponsored and race nationally and shit. /claim
Dec 23 2008 1:34PM
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h_bar
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ur kidding, right?
Dec 23 2008 2:21PM
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charmander
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dude, no im not. ask peteyg on here, he knows me, in real life.
Dec 23 2008 4:10PM
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miketheskier88
Posts: 749 - Karma: 66
So.. why is your profile picture you holding up a camera with your right arm?
Dec 23 2008 4:35PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
can you seriously not tell that its into a mirror...? come on now, think before you post
Dec 23 2008 4:54PM
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charmander
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ok, pics. look in my profile. its stuck like that.
Dec 23 2008 4:59PM
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AmyLikes2Planks
Posts: 89 - Karma: 37
how the hell did you manage to do that?!
Dec 23 2008 5:31PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Holy fuck.
Dec 23 2008 5:31PM
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.Brink.
Posts: 1622 - Karma: 189
thats fucked, and get a haircut.
Dec 23 2008 5:37PM
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spen-cer
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hahahahahahah dude your picture is of your left arm, you said your right arm is the fucked one
Dec 23 2008 9:30PM
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spen-cer
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sorry i didnt read the title of the picture,
Dec 23 2008 9:32PM
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PopsicleStand
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ok so now is your chance to tell a reasonably believable story now that all the attention is on you.
Dec 23 2008 9:49PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
i came up short on a 25 ft. road gap. broke radius and ulna. couldnt operate for 5 days because i have a low platelet count (30,000). fucked shit up.
Dec 23 2008 9:57PM
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802amplitude
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It looks FUCKING GROSS
Apr 7 2009 11:10PM
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Z_rob
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because you dont type with your thumbs?
Apr 7 2009 11:13PM
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Slinger1x1
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oxycodone
Apr 7 2009 11:21PM
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ECfreeski3
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still wish you could rate threads. but im sorry about your double casts man
Apr 7 2009 11:50PM
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uni-corn
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Apr 8 2009 1:50AM
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special_k10101
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dude, that sucks about your thumbs

and charmander about your arm...
but what are the details of your arm now? like other than you got a skin graft or something... is it bent or completely immobile?
Apr 8 2009 2:04AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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I think it's fucked for life
Apr 8 2009 11:06AM
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Nicholas.
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shit, that sucks. howd you manage that man?
Apr 8 2009 11:12AM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
for some reason i had you at 4 karma, now its 0 because of how stupid that comment was.

i also typed this with no thumbs.
Apr 8 2009 11:15AM
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skia4life91
Posts: 657 - Karma: 379

sucks for you

atleast u still have skiing, my mountain is closed 4 the season

Apr 8 2009 11:28AM
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0123456789
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solid bump
Apr 8 2009 11:34AM
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skiinLINE
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jus take it a day at a time...still got skiin tho thats always a plus
Apr 8 2009 2:37PM
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sick-as-aids
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haha you said you had pubes growing on your arm!!! thats pretty funny
but in all seriousness, get a haircut
Apr 8 2009 5:36PM
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