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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
lets do one of those 'who can think up the best caption to this picture' contest......




GOD DAMNIT! whered it go?!?!




$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

'this goes to kevin quinn for bein the man! yip yip! pornstar 2002! yip yip!' - hanner tall
Nov 28 2003 2:42AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
ya know, i took the whole damn bottle, c'mon now!


rolling backpacks.....so hot right now
Nov 28 2003 3:14AM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
'more tongue, less teeth, sam'

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Nov 28 2003 3:28AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
damn chinease fingertrap !
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Nov 28 2003 3:57AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
'Hey Teddy, slow down, I'm gonna cum...'

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Nov 28 2003 7:54AM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
Wow, when did that get there?
Evan
Nov 28 2003 8:08AM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
'It's just that, I love you so much. you make me a better man'




'The online store is now online'
-4FRNT Website
Nov 28 2003 8:12AM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
'what the hell is that?'
Nov 28 2003 8:15AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
hey there little fella
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Nov 28 2003 8:42AM
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Rogge
Posts: 5773 - Karma: 3,930
'Where'd it go?!?'


Mike Rogge
Five-9 Productions
Nov 28 2003 9:11AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
aww crap, I'm standing on an anthill!

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
Nov 28 2003 9:14AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Ummm, looks tasty.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Nov 28 2003 9:41AM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
'hrm i did do a wonderful job painting my toenails'


...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Nov 28 2003 9:46AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i got a prostate the size of a honeydew...just gimme a lil peepee huh just a drop......THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!!
~zoolander
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Nov 28 2003 9:47AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i dont remember shaving my nuts???


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Nov 28 2003 9:55AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
'I CAN'T SEE MY WINKY!'
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- Ian
That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 28 2003 10:37AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
wow. so thats why all my girlfriends have gone lez... damn.


°SamDCaylor°

www.poniverus.com
Nov 28 2003 10:45AM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
I told my mom it was bigger than her pinky, but she didn't believe me.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.

Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.

'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Nov 28 2003 11:28AM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
wtf? 3 KNEES!?!!?
Nov 28 2003 11:42AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
COME HERE BOY! WHO LIKES THE SKIPPY?? WHO LIKES THE SKIPPY PEANUT BUTTER???

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
Nov 28 2003 11:45AM
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spin
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 11
holy shit, its hairy, is that supposed to happen?!


what did the whales ever do for us?
Nov 28 2003 11:50AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
damnit, i wish i had more viagra.
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- Ian
That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 28 2003 12:09PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
Lance, when did you get your asshole pierced?

whos the wiseguy that swapped my lube with super glue?

no stir sticks huh? that wont stop me from enjoying a cup of coffee...

When was the last time you wiped?

She had quite a bit to drink. I wonder if she'll wake up...?





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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
Nov 28 2003 12:24PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
looks like frostbite...

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
Nov 28 2003 12:27PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
'a cathadur goes in there, oochy'





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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
Nov 28 2003 12:28PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
grandma will you take out your teeth?





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Nov 28 2003 12:41PM
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joe_cool_ski
Posts: 796 - Karma: 9
3 inches is better than 2
Nov 28 2003 4:27PM
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
Alright Jansen, im putting the gerbil in now??
Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
Nov 28 2003 6:06PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
What do you mean I'm not invisible?
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What is the colour of a mirror?

'Fear is your only god' - Zach Dela Rocha

NS hockey pool champion: 2003

www.theeasyrider.com
Nov 28 2003 6:32PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
so I tried turpentine, but that just made it worse.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
Nov 28 2003 6:59PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
come baby, at least PRETEND you like it.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options
-switchskier88
Nov 28 2003 7:01PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
croikey, this crowc bagged me roight in the dick.


rolling backpacks.....so hot right now
Nov 28 2003 7:18PM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
damn lube does really make a difference



original member of CWDM

official CWDM rep

official kuddha rep

- ROOTS
Nov 28 2003 7:22PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:
'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G
Nov 28 2003 8:11PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
thats the last time i go swimming...
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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

Nov 28 2003 8:19PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
whoa,im a tripod
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'What Would Harvey DO?'


SRMC

-kevan
Nov 28 2003 8:43PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
lick my taint you jersey fuck
*$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$* *$*

-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r
Nov 28 2003 9:18PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
huh, it's an innie.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Nov 28 2003 9:57PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Damn that's itchy.


'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
Nov 28 2003 10:04PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
self improvement is masturbation, now self destruction...
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
Nov 28 2003 10:06PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Look ma, no hands.

Here fishy fishy fishy.
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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
Nov 28 2003 10:34PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
well the infection is starting to get a little better.

or: damn! masterbating is tireing!
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freek heaven!
Nov 28 2003 10:40PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
hey look! the gound!

hey look! a penis!

its always the pretty girls who have em
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 28 2003 11:37PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
now i have a combover everywhere!
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Nov 28 2003 11:45PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
oooh look a lady bug. i wonder if that lady bug is into beastiality as much as i am. here mrs lady bug..... i have a present for you






if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

ns army, whatever is right below the general
Nov 28 2003 11:48PM
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D-40
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 100
why are my nipples bigger than you?
Nov 28 2003 11:48PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
i didnt know it was THAT cold out there
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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say 'what' again. SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker! Say 'what' one more goddamn time! Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Brett: NO! Jules: Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
BFSC WE DO IT FROGGY STYLE
Nov 28 2003 11:56PM
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tan
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 19
ron who? ohh yeah


The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Nov 29 2003 12:33AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
hmmm, id fuck that





die.
Nov 29 2003 12:56AM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
man i cant think of anythign when im staring at his naked chest....
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Nov 29 2003 5:59AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
where did you go little buddy?

whats the difference between beernuts and deernuts?

beernuts cost a dollar 39 and deernuts are under a buck
Nov 29 2003 10:47AM
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