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toilet seats and women in the house

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jarossamdb7
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since we are on the subject (see other thread similer...)
well my mom aloways complains that she falls in because I never put the seat down (LOL) and she says that it is common maners for a man to put it down when they are done. well I say, start a rebellion! becuase if I did that then I would have to lift it up when I wanna go pee pee. so I say that she needs to look before she sits down, just like I do before I sit to take a shit!

and thanks to me for one of the most pointless threades ever on the internet!
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Nov 27 2003 10:48PM
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skiflake
Posts: 509 - Karma: -55
just leave it down and piss all over it.
Nov 27 2003 10:55PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
yeah why wouldnt she look before she sat down? Girls shouldnt be that lazy.

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Nov 27 2003 11:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
maybe she likes dirty toilet water spackling her hoo-haw


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Nov 27 2003 11:27PM
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estaked
Posts: 7388 - Karma: 79
lmao nice bs thread(s)

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Nov 27 2003 11:35PM
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ECFS-Attitash
Posts: 2573 - Karma: 13
what ever happened to manners?

honestly, in one thread you are asking for advice when you have yet to TALK to a girl you like. in another, you are bashing women for wanting you to put the toilet seat down...

something isnt right here, get your shit together




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Nov 28 2003 1:44AM
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JackieChan
Posts: 417 - Karma: 10
I don't know, the toilet seat thing is pretty gay. Everything's supposed to equal nowadays, so if the fuckin' lid is up, then put it down. Why should I have to do all the work? I think women have enough intelligence to figure out the complex mechanical workings of a toilet seat.
Nov 28 2003 5:01PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
put it down, but put plastic wrap under it





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Nov 28 2003 5:11PM
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freeskiBC
Posts: 807 - Karma: 10
shit, we have to put the lid up dont we, they can put it down. works both ways.
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Nov 28 2003 6:31PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
they should just build urinal in homes too
Nov 28 2003 6:39PM
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sherLocke
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my home will have a urninal, its gonna be awesome.


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Nov 28 2003 7:20PM
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Parkboy
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just leave it down and piss
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Nov 29 2003 1:37AM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
i just got in the habit of putting it up and down. oh well, i guess that makes me a gentleman.
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Nov 29 2003 1:59AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
lets yell at them and tell them that they left it down, then everyone will do it and eventually theyll make a toilet seatthat only goes down half way at a 45 degree angle and everyone will know to put it up or down and everyone will be happy.
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Nov 29 2003 10:52AM
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360spins
Posts: 618 - Karma: 10
I dunno man - think of it this way - if you make a habit of keeping the seat down now, when chicks stay over at your house when you are older, they will dig it and you will get laid way more.
Nov 29 2003 10:55AM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
well thats when u just put it the whole way down and not halfway. ill call the new toilet seat 'meeting ya half way'
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Nov 29 2003 10:57AM
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stevie.
Posts: 956 - Karma: 10
^^ putting the toilet seat down will get you laid more often?! thats the funniest thing ive read today... wow






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Nov 29 2003 11:00AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
my friend has a urinal in his house.

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Nov 29 2003 3:59PM
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Capurnicus
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You're like linejibber.

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Nov 29 2003 4:22PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
i pee on seats

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May 30 2005 6:16PM
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norbastradamus
Posts: 358 - Karma: 11
lol, i never new what the reason was the y wanted it down, its because they fall in it it, that hillarious!!

May 30 2005 6:20PM
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lindsayjibber
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I'm usually smart enough to check before I would fall in

May 30 2005 6:21PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
is that the reason? becasue girls r too damn stupid to realize that the seat isn't down and fall right in? i'm not even that stupid

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May 30 2005 6:23PM
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sacchettiadam
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its her fault, should of checked



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May 30 2005 6:23PM
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TOILET
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have u ever fallen in? if u have, i will give u 50 bucks for being that stupid

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May 30 2005 6:26PM
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