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steezeonskeeze
Posts: 351 - Karma: 14
pretty self explanatory, find you favorite word from http://www.urbandictionary.com and post it here along with a definition.



Testosterphone

(Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.
"Let me testosterphone James, it will only take a minute!"

derp
-interjection

1. An expression used when a predictable, negative outcome occurs
2. An appropriate response to an obvious statement

Cornelius: Ya know, 4/20 is a day a lot of people like to smoke.
Philip: Thank you, derp.

Jack: I got suspended today.
Samuel: Derp, most schools look down on shitting in the classroom.

Maxwell: Dude, did you know you have a huge bruise on your face?
Stephen: Derp, I was there when it happened.

Dec 22 2008 10:37PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
1. hermaphaggot 1 up, 5 down [IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG][IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]
1. A hermaphrodite who has traits similar to that of a faggot, (not in the literally homosexual sense, as that would be impossible for someone who is of both genders, but more as a generally offensive term)
Best used in a mock-moronic sense, spewing saliva while pronouncing the PH sound.
Only a hermaphaggot like Billy Joel would write a song like Piano Man. Durr-hurr-hurr.


One my friend made^
Ridiculous
Dec 22 2008 10:45PM
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steezepleeze~
Posts: 103 - Karma: 22

queef-greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
Dec 22 2008 10:50PM
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908
Posts: 716 - Karma: 11
1. Penguin

When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back.

6. (Nothing good in between) Penguin

After a man climaxes in a woman's anus, the cheek clinching waddle she makes on her way to the toilet to avoid spilling on the new carpet.
Dec 22 2008 10:56PM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
1. Lamp

To hit someone, especially in the face.
Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!
Dec 22 2008 11:00PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
pudding201 up, 36 down [IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG][IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]
a desert given to kids who eat their meat
eat your meat! how can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat?!

story of my life
Dec 22 2008 11:03PM
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j.saaaarela
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 856
2. snowboarder 70 up, 19 down[IMG]newschoolers.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG][IMG]newschoolers.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]
Someone who is unconcerned with most things apart from snowboarding. Including moaning about skiers, if there were no skiers there would be no ski patrol, you would bash your head because you messed up on a jump that you had no idea how to do because you learnt snowboard tricks from SSX tricky on the playsation 2, and you would die on the mountain because no-body would get you down. If people didnt ski, then ski resorts would lose 80% of their income, and shut down. Most snowboarders who are actively involved in the sport or live in a resort have best friends who are skiers. Bad snowboarders are just as annoying on the hill as bad skiers. People who sit in the park and take an hour to build up the courage to hit a jump are far better than people who ride through the park, hit nothing, and then bitch about those people who are sat down. Calling a skier a bitch or a c*nt doesnt make you a cool snowboarder, it makes you a prick. Wearing ridiculous clothing and using words like 'steez' 'shred the gnar' and 'badass mother fucker' doesnt make you a snowboarder, it makes you sound like a retared ex-ganster. Snowboarding is a lifestyle choice, you choose to be unconcerned with politics and social crap, including belittling other people. You snowboard because it gives you a rush, because you like the peace and quiet of the hill, and because its fun, it has nothing to do with status. Yeah there are annoying things like skiers going slowly infront of you, get over it, and get good enough to avoid them. Bitch less ride more.
Peace.
Written by a snowboarder.

:D
no offense to any snowboarding nsers, believe me, there are also some bad shit on skiers on urbandict... :D

Dec 22 2008 11:03PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
SKEET

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

Dec 22 2008 11:13PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
Russian Bobsled

A sexual act in where a man is engaging a woman doggy style next to a flight of stairs and then pushes her down the stairs and rides her the whole way.
Bob:Hey man, what did you do last night?
John:Oh nothing much, i just pulled the Russian Bobsled on Jen.
Bob:Nice, hopefully it didn't bruise her knees too bad.
Dec 22 2008 11:14PM
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skithe49th
Posts: 2487 - Karma: 14
Timbo

A timbo is a sexual position unparalleled in greatness. It occurs when a man is lying down on a bed and a woman mounts his member. She then places a firm grip on an above-hanging ceiling fan, as the fan spins, the woman will spin also. She maintains intercourse while spinning, which causes extreme pleasure for both parties.
Yo me and my girl were going at it all night long. I hit that shit doggy style, missionary, but when she grabbed that ceiling fan for the timbo, I couldn't hold back and popped right in that.
Dec 22 2008 11:34PM
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Happy.
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 9
angry dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!
Dec 22 2008 11:44PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
grenade
The solitary ugly girl always found with a group of hotties. If the grenade doesn't get any action, then neither does anyone else.
"Come on man, take one for the team and jump the grenade"
Dec 23 2008 12:05AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
negrodamis 1 up, 8 downClick for larger imageClick for larger image
A Big Black Dick That cannot fit in a condom
matt fergeuson does not have a negrodamis
Dec 23 2008 12:10AM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48

emo 28524 up, 11241 down [IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG][IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:

1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
Dec 23 2008 12:31AM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
1. slut 29160 up, 5011 down

a woman with the morals of a man
Dec 23 2008 12:44AM
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Meh42
Posts: 2431 - Karma: 14

hoodrat deficiency syndrome 1 thumb up [IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG][IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]
Also known as HDS, hoodrat deficiency syndrome is a serious ailment resulting from a lack of easy hoodrat poon so far in one's life. Often found in individuals recovering from a recent bout of virginitis.

HDS can lead to reduced self-confidence, fear of girls, and repetitive stress injuries in the wrists.

Usually cured by slaying 30-40 hoodrats.

"Man, why is Max such a pussy around girls?"
"Oh dude. He's got hoodrat deficiency syndrome."

"Thanks urban dictionary! Now I know I have HDS!"
"Word son, now go romp on a bunch of uggos till you realize bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks.
Feb 9 2009 4:02PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
hahahah never really thought about it that way before...
Feb 9 2009 4:15PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3826 - Karma: 3,509

mollywhopped 8 up, 16 down [IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG][IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]
To strike a human forehead with ones heavy penis.
Yo, dat bitch wuz unconscious so I mollywhopped dat ho.
Feb 9 2009 5:20PM
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Mike34113
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 112
munging

its fucked up
Apr 2 2009 9:18PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
oh my god so fucking true, it's always the fat girl who acts as the mother hen to the group and cockblocks everyone
Apr 2 2009 9:23PM
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daringharry
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soulja boy 6152 up, 1072 down [IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsup.gif[/IMG][IMG]urbandictionary.com/images/thumbsdown.gif[/IMG]
A stupid loser who can't rap for shit.

He has trouble with english, and can only speak a couple sentences.

He looks like shit, he's a fucking wannabe, and a fucking poser.

Flava Flav could rap better than that motherfucker. (If you even call soulja boy's piece of shit songs "rap")

For all you stupid soulja boy fan-boys/girls, giving me a thumbs down won't do shit about soulja boy's fucking disgusting face.
Soulja Shit: CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY

Person: Shut the fuck up you loser.

Soulja Shit: THEN SUPERMAN DAT HOE

Person: I would rather fuck my dog AND listen to Flava Flav's songs at the same time than listen to garbage like that

Take your fucking ugly ass face out of the fucking music industry.
Apr 2 2009 9:31PM
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