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Posts: 1632 - Karma: 16
i just (a few minutes ag) sat down on the toilet when it was up. i was surprised my ass didn't really get wet. has this ever happened to anyone else?

I haven't changed my signature in quite some time, so I will change it. Here it is.
Nov 27 2003 4:53PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
change your sig. thats all i have to say
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 27 2003 5:23PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
i like it





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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
Nov 27 2003 5:24PM
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Nopow
Posts: 624 - Karma: 11
what is the meaning of life?
that's my two cents


School=no money=no skiing=insanity
Nov 27 2003 6:20PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
once i pised all over the place in myt bathroom.
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
Nov 27 2003 6:23PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
hahahaha ryan... you dont have carpet in your bathroom do you?


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Nov 27 2003 8:32PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
just a little foot rug. i got it mostly on the mirror.
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'

Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
Nov 27 2003 8:35PM
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LINEtwelvesixty
Posts: 101 - Karma: 10
i'll take some shit with you on this one and admit, yes that happened to me too. but sometimes you have other things on your mind
Nov 27 2003 8:36PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
when the seats up there isnt enough rim support for your bum and it hurts.

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Nov 27 2003 10:42PM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
I have never done that but once this kid ate shit on his had from whiping. (he serously thought it was peanut butter, but why would there just randomly be peanut butter on his hand?
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freek heaven!
Nov 27 2003 10:50PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
that's horrible. almost as bad as, ummm..... something else disgusting
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That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 27 2003 11:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
falling in would be a treat


'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
Nov 27 2003 11:29PM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
Posts: 2023 - Karma: 8
what i like to do is stick my ass in the water and take an aquadump

Whats the difference between a screwdriver and Bill Clinton?
A screwdriver screws and turns, Bill Clinton screws interns

He who dares wins
Nov 28 2003 1:07AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
that poop story makes me want to cry.
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 28 2003 12:58PM
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