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Rice Skiing

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SloanKetterin
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Hey, in the summer, you know how its all gay because you can't ski.  Well iver been thinking, and do any of you guys think that if you got enough rice, youd be able to use that in place of snow, so you have enough for rails and boxes?
Dec 21 2008 9:20PM
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BKlein
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 81
It would be like an avalanche because none of it would sick together so it would just slide down
Dec 21 2008 9:22PM
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IceCreamer
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 27
i thought you were talking about travis rice when i say the thread name and probly not because i wouldnt hold
Dec 21 2008 9:22PM
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SloanKetterin
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
. . . well lets think of a way to make it gently hold together.
Dec 21 2008 9:27PM
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Aaaron.
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big black dildos
Dec 21 2008 9:33PM
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hedgehog
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 167
simple. make a small "track" and put 2x4's or someting on the outside to keep it in there leading to your rail or whatever. you'd have to keep raking it back up, but it would work.
Dec 21 2008 9:33PM
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JCsteezy
Posts: 758 - Karma: 211
yes
Dec 21 2008 9:35PM
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Piste.Off
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this is probably the worst idea ever for summer skiing
Dec 21 2008 9:35PM
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joly.sp
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 585
astro turf and a hose my firend. why are you talkign about this anyways its winter so you have snow???
Dec 21 2008 9:39PM
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SloanKetterin
Posts: 53 - Karma: 10
Yeah, so we have just enough time to plan for our long SDS filled summers.   And yes, big black dildos would obviously work, why didn't I think of that?
Dec 21 2008 9:42PM
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k-rob
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i clicked on the thread thinking that it might have something to do with asian_allen.

if you had the kind of time or money to get that much rice and make it stick together yet still be slippery, like snow, then you probably have the time and money to just travel to wherever the snow is.
Dec 21 2008 10:11PM
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Ryno
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You want rice? I'll make a pile!
Dec 21 2008 10:16PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
sprayed with axe...
Dec 21 2008 10:21PM
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Balto
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"did...did you spray axe body spray on these?"
"like a can and a half"
Dec 21 2008 10:23PM
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CFD
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that's a great idea! now those poor people in hot places like africa can put their overabundance of food to good use
Dec 21 2008 10:26PM
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Aaaron.
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ouch.
Dec 21 2008 10:33PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
maybe if you got sticky rice and put it on astroturf but wouldnt buying snowgel even be cheaper then that much rice or better yet go to a hockey rink and get real snow
Dec 21 2008 10:37PM
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Squirrel_Murphy
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 1,165
I too thought this was a travis rice thread but then i clicked on it and saw the worst idea ever.  I feel dumber after reading this idea.
Dec 21 2008 10:40PM
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Nakas
Posts: 248 - Karma: 252
calamari is the only food that you can slide on  for a summer setup
Dec 21 2008 10:41PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
yoo wan fwie wice? i have fwie wice
Dec 21 2008 10:46PM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Ive been skiing on sawdust piles, and like fine barkdust
Dec 21 2008 11:34PM
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SteezethePirate
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Dec 22 2008 8:59AM
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