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Best Dog Trick in the world
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I've seen some pretty cool stuff from counting dogs to dogs that can perform standing backflips.
But the best and funniest trick by far is in the movie 'something about Mcconkey' - in the secret section 'roxy' the female dog shows how she can hump on command wether it be a leg or mcconkey's ass :)
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my cat does 720's and backflips across the room gap into my bed
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mcconkey's dog takes the cake... i mean a bitch that humps you on command.. shit
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50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
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I taught my horse to do a 360 mute at full gallop, his style sucks but we are working on that.
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no seriously, McConkey's dog can hump shit on command ........
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that dog they showed on ripleys who won most incredible pet was fucken stupid, all it did was drag its ass on the ground on command and they called it butt surfing
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best dog trick ever is to bring a hot peice of ass home to his master
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best dog trick is to take a poodle, toss it, PULL! POOF
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i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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somehow im' not surprised that mcConkey taught his dog to do that.
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cats are so cool they always land on there feet
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ok, thats 3 posts saying your pets do rodeos and such. i think we can all let it slide now?
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just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
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As I am sitting here, there is a Xmas parade going by ther window. Most floats suck except there are these dogs pulling people on these giant scooter things. Those dogs are cool.
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^ your horsee cant do a 3 sixty. our parade is tommorow.
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Yes, but its all penciled out. He can only do them while going down the hill. Most of these floats are broke as fuck. But there is a cool pony right now, and some llamas. Some horse just pooped.
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what the fuck kinda horse you got? i have a horse.. and it doesnt do shit like that.
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My dad 'You can ski on grass, i've seen your friends do it'
Me 'What? no way'
Dad 'yeah way, they just toke it up, and go skiing.'
Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
221 'i like to rub diluted sulfuric acid on my inner thigh'
Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'
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You gotta train it! We used a carrot and made him twist his head around by holding it by his ear until he started to spin. Now he can just jump off something and do them. I will post a video.
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