'why do we call it corn on the cob? and corn that is off the cob...just corn?' 'Corn that is on the cob should just be called corn, and all other forms of corn should just be called corn OFF the cob.' 'its not like you would cut my arm off and call it, mitch. then sew it back on and call it, mitch altogetha...'
i have an excellent....... memory