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Home Drug Tests yo

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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
so there be a home drug test sittin underneath my parents bathroom sink.
I was getting shampoo and was like what the fuck
SO
is there any way i can fuck with it to make it test negative?
+ K for answers
Dec 17 2008 8:22PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
if you have a dog, let him get a hold of it. It will buy you more time.

Dec 17 2008 8:26PM
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Casey
Posts: 7849 - Karma: 24,317
i believe you can add enough warm water to you piss that it will read negative
Dec 17 2008 8:28PM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
dont do anyhting, home drug tests are a fucking joke.
just put water in it with ur piss. and if ur parents are like right there watching you 100% of the time and its random, you will probably pass if you had been drinking juice and water plenty that day and hadnt smoked for like 6 days.
Dec 17 2008 8:34PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i got home tested by my rents. i had just been drinking alot of apple juice that day, like 2 gallons. and i passed(5 days after my last smoke)
Dec 17 2008 8:41PM
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weasel313
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
Hey bro, get drinking, and if you can, go to your local GNC or other supplement store and get straight Niacin.  Take two of the pills.  It will make your skin turn red and burn for a bit, but i have passed court issued drug tests with them
Dec 17 2008 8:45PM
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MangoSteeze
Posts: 793 - Karma: 48
add a little bleach to it
Dec 17 2008 9:57PM
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gingersteeze270
Posts: 358 - Karma: 784
yea that detox shit didnt work like i planned
Dec 22 2008 1:33PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
ohhhhhh rough....
how much shit are you in
Dec 22 2008 1:40PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
I HAVE TO RIGHT THIS PART IN CAPS SO YOU WILL READ

put a little salt in it

or put a few drops of eye drops in it
Dec 22 2008 2:39PM
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gingersteeze270
Posts: 358 - Karma: 784
grounded til i pass the next test
Dec 22 2008 2:58PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
redi-clean works like a charm. If you take it 2-3 hours before your test and drink a lot of water it will work. You gotta piss a lot too but thats easy since i'm pretty sure there's a diuretic in there too. It works 100% of the time if you do it right but it's $20 every time you have to take it. On the upside you can smoke the day before and it will still work.
Dec 22 2008 3:17PM
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jamers
Posts: 1311 - Karma: 164
bump
i think im getting tested tommorow, so im drinking mad water
anyway i can sabotage the actual test? i know where it is and im detoxing i just want to be sure that ill pass it
Dec 24 2008 3:37PM
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steezepleeze~
Posts: 103 - Karma: 22
my buddy got caught with pot at school he had to get drug tests once a week every saturday so hed blaze every day until thursday, then thursday and friday drink nothing but POM. and water duh but shitloads of that pom and it was negative every time.
Dec 24 2008 3:48PM
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with_stupid
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10

yo i saw this on manswers and my friend told me that he passed a court one by drinking 3L of water over 1.5 hours the night before...and when they test you THIS IS THEY MOST IMPORTANT PART. DO NOT PISS ON THE THING IMMEDIATELY!!!! start pissing for like...5 seconds...then do it

Dec 25 2008 12:05AM
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smuggsVT
Posts: 2145 - Karma: 19
who cares if your parents know you smoke.  i told mine straight up.   my dad asked me if i smoked and i said yeah i smoke ganj, what up  its as easy as that   just tell them they dont have to test you and that you smoke.  they will get over it eventually.  my parents dont approve of it but at least they dont bug me about it anymore.
Dec 25 2008 12:37AM
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powderfusion
Posts: 91 - Karma: 10
If you must yell, you should probably check your spelling. I believe its write.
Dec 25 2008 12:53AM
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