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i heard the freakiest thing tonight...

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RyeeMitch
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I heard tonight from a friend that some guys have hair follicles (the bumps that hair grows from) on the shafts of their dicks...that would suck so bad, and my friend said it was normal? man, have any of u heard of this 'phenomenon'? sounds like it would really suck.....btw, i know this is a stupid post, but i was really troubled by the thought of it...
Nov 22 2003 7:26PM
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RyeeMitch
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
apparently nobody finds that strange
Nov 22 2003 8:01PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i find YOU strange
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Nov 22 2003 8:07PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
maybe you should wait until you go through puberty to find out
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Nov 22 2003 8:15PM
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DRISKEY
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im not sure that, but i have one hairy asshole

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Nov 22 2003 9:17PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
do u want me to shampoo it for you?


jesus was a liberal
thats why i vote conservative.
Nov 22 2003 9:19PM
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RyeeMitch
Posts: 157 - Karma: 10
hairy assholes...gotta hate the dingleberries
Nov 22 2003 9:39PM
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Bangor
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ahahaa, that sucks
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Nov 22 2003 9:45PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
well i could see where that might matter, when the tip of your penis is exactly a half inch from the shaft. Myself, all shaved. Am i kidding.... to be continued.
If you like Jack Johnson, O.A.R., Dispatch type music check out Speechwriters LLC
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Nov 22 2003 9:56PM
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petek
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there are people in asia that get ball bearings surgically inserted into there dicks to get bumps, and i am FAR from jokin on that one.


jesus was a liberal
thats why i vote conservative.
Nov 22 2003 9:57PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i believe that, asians are crazy people





die.
Nov 22 2003 10:03PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
that happens all over the world, i know in south america they use handmade beads and do it themselves. That takes balls, bumpy ones. I bet it would help if you were hopped up on opium.
If you like Jack Johnson, O.A.R., Dispatch type music check out Speechwriters LLC
http://team.speechwritersllc.com/swllc-smallbanner.jpg
Nov 22 2003 10:35PM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
I find it weird that you are curious as to whether our shafts are hairy or not.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Nov 23 2003 12:57AM
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caylorswift
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the whole beads/peircings ont he dick is called a Prince Albert if im not mistaken.

i shave a little down thurr. my GF likes it all smooth and shit


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Nov 23 2003 1:13AM
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
its crazy, the part of me you can see is lacking in hair, except for the mop on my head, but everywhere else that is covered is hairy as hell.






Smoke 2 Joints
Nov 23 2003 1:26AM
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MistaSkier
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And we all needed to know that.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Nov 23 2003 1:28AM
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F5*
Posts: 1595 - Karma: 54
I find it interesting, comeon, its just biology.






Smoke 2 Joints
Nov 23 2003 1:37AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
so does this mean that hot chocolate is going to be the next big thing.. kind of like vaginal canal
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Nov 23 2003 2:00AM
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mattster
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ummmm..... yes ? ^
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
Nov 23 2003 5:51PM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3536 - Karma: 1,199
i cant see the skin of my dick cause it is so hairy





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Nov 23 2003 5:58PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
^that is quite possibly the grosstest thing i have ever heard...im scared now


I am a skier.
Nov 23 2003 7:35PM
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Vtsnowski
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^ thanks i try





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Nov 23 2003 7:42PM
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ElChapoTrapHaus
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 38
prince albert is a specific penis percing, there are a lot of others with different names.
If you like Jack Johnson, O.A.R., Dispatch type music check out Speechwriters LLC
http://team.speechwritersllc.com/swllc-smallbanner.jpg
Nov 24 2003 6:55PM
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QuazBotch
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If you had peircings in the right spots made out of the right materials, then hooked it up to some heavy duty electric current, you could use your penis as a rail gun.
Nov 24 2003 6:59PM
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bigtreefallhard
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hahaha what the fuck^




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 24 2003 7:06PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
prince albert is thru the head.

i trim neatly around the shaft.

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Nov 24 2003 10:12PM
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7SpringsMisfit
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dude fuck i dont need to know waht the fuck u do. god damn lol
Nov 25 2003 4:02AM
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