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three couples want to join a morman church (dont ask why idk) a elderly couple, a middleaged couple and newlyweds
the pastor tells them all that in order to join the church the are required to be abstidenet for two weeks
two weeks later they all come back
the pastor asks the elderly couple did you stay abstident the last two weeks?
the couple replies well we dont have sex much anyway so yeah it was easy
the pastor says welcome to our church
the middleaged couple says yeah it was hard and we fought a lot but we made it
the pastor says welcom to our church
then the newlyweds say well... we made it the first couple of days but then my wife bent over to grab somthing off the bottom shelf and i just had to take her right there
the pastor says well im sorry your not welcome to our church
the couple replies thats okay were not welcome at the grocery store either