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My mom just got called a douchebag... by my dad

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charmander
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who has fisted her recently


i didnt know adults said douchebag, blew my mind
Dec 15 2008 11:12PM
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jeremy.g
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i cant even begin to describe how pissed id be if i heard my parents say that.
Dec 16 2008 7:14PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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.........................................................AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dec 16 2008 7:18PM
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cfox
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hahahaha funniest thread ever..
Dec 16 2008 7:23PM
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562056961108
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left hand or right?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dec 16 2008 7:41PM
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k-rob
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haha, funny. my mom said "dissin" yesterday when i was making fun of her. i did a double take and asked her what she just said and then she said it again. i think she must have picked it up from the television, that's it, no more TV after 4:00 for her.
Dec 16 2008 7:45PM
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put
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weird thread
Dec 16 2008 7:49PM
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blindside
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fist me like a boxer?




ps this is really disturbing
Dec 16 2008 7:57PM
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assface
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haha heres a story top,

my grandma died, my family went to moscow ID for the funeral, when stacking our bags at the front door, my dad had to get something out of his toiletry kit, and a trojan accidentally flew out, he grabbed it quickly but the damage was done... after my granma died too WTF?
Dec 16 2008 8:05PM
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A.R.
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hahahahahahaha
Dec 16 2008 9:31PM
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charmander
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for everybody that doesnt believe me, im not mskin this shit uo haha
Dec 16 2008 9:49PM
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BMB
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yeah try really fucking uncomfortable/AWKWARD i hate to say it but there's something wrong with your parents, then again I say that about my parents all the times, but then again they never talk about that shit, i guess it depends on their age?
Dec 16 2008 9:50PM
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sethski
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this thread is fucked
Dec 16 2008 10:29PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
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this senior said douchebag while doing a presentation in front of the whole class + teacher today
Dec 16 2008 11:43PM
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C0RN
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hahaha i know what you mean my mom tries to repeat stuff on tv to
Dec 16 2008 11:48PM
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bermbuster49
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haha and then....he put on his robe and wizard hat
Dec 16 2008 11:52PM
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steezemeister
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that is so far out of the realm of shit i ever wanted to hear.

why the fuck would you ever tell anyone that your dad fisted your mom?
but actually it would be worse if your mom fisted your dad

PICTURE THAT ONE!
Dec 17 2008 1:54AM
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[MEGAMO]
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oh dear god
Dec 17 2008 2:04AM
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steezemeister
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yeah, that one can be my bad
Dec 17 2008 2:09AM
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Skibumsmith
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You said who got fisted recently like it happens all the time.
"Oh yeah my mom, who got fisted recently, is picking me up after school."
WTF!

Dec 17 2008 2:13AM
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doritos
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Uh...
Dec 17 2008 2:22AM
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[MEGAMO]
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your mom probably does, she just doesn't say it, which makes it ok
Dec 17 2008 2:36AM
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1990
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is this your dad?
Dec 17 2008 8:04AM
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Steezius_Maximus
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you spy your parents relations? thats sick
Dec 17 2008 1:59PM
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Hoppy
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No. They all talk about it at breakfast
Dec 17 2008 3:50PM
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Craze
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Holy shit im still laughing, best F***ing post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 17 2008 4:01PM
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EthanJPAskier
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Oh God! i can't imagine the emotional pain you must be going through
Dec 17 2008 4:03PM
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ECfreeski3
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hahaha
Dec 17 2008 4:32PM
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narwhal
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anyone who fists anything is really messed up with to begin with.
Dec 17 2008 5:35PM
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DaveM
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Dec 17 2008 5:45PM
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MO-gan
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this is so disturbing
Dec 17 2008 6:21PM
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jfoley019
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everytime I see this thread I keep thinking of these lyrics

Tool Stinkfist

Something has to change.
Undeniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
Constant over stimulation numbs me
But I would not want you any other way.
Just not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my.

I can help you change tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be well upon our waaay.
Blend and balance pain and comfort deep within you
till you will not want me any other way.
But it's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip awaaaaaaaay.

Chupa minha pica pichu
Chupa minha pica pinto

Something kinda sad about,
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me,
if I really don't feel a thing at all?

I'll, keep, digging
till I, feel, something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax, turn around and take my hand

Dec 17 2008 6:37PM
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