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proud to be american bumper stickers
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if i see another one of those proud to be american bumer stickers, or a united we stand bumber stickers, or any of those stupid fuckin american proud crowd stickers or flags on some ones car i swear im gunna drive right into them. they are the gayest fuckin thing ever. fuckin makeshift patriots. if you have one on your car you should be ashamed.
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ya good call
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You definately cqan be too patriotic
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ya i know i hate those people, but i saw one that said 'these colors dont run!' with the american flag, and it was all faded, dirty, and its colors were waaay off the red was pinkish and the blue was a cross between sky blue and dogshit. so apparently these colors dont run they just fade and turn to dogshitt
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''primetime gay porn with a little animal sex''..
shit man..i gotta start watchin that show..
mommy: ^that idea has been done sooo many times.. dr. phil, helllo?
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especially the ones that say proud to be an american those ones are really annoying
i agree though everyone has them they dont really mean anything anymore
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Up until the 1950's or so America was the bet country in the world, it was lost its roots.
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i AM proud tho. i odnt care if you guys hate america. im proud of what i am and where i come from.
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proud to be american, power of pride, united we stand or any other pathetic sloagan= i am a complacent and ignorant fool, as your drive past me please honk your horn and say god bless america, oh ya i also need to be shot.
Youre not like the others with their empty eyes and plastic smiles
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^very well said
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yeah, those stickers always make me envy the people in the trucks with them. they always make me wish i was in their car cause then id have a gun rack... and then i could take my gun and shoot them for having such an asshole bumper sticker.
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i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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i wanna make a 'used to be proud to be american' sticker. itd sell pretty damn well
what did the whales ever do for us?
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or just a 'ashamed to be american' bumper sticker
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I saw one that said 'America: We WILL take revenge.' It pissed me off.
Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.
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It should be we will take revenge on america
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an ashamed to be an american bumpersticker would be my favorite thing ever..i have one on my car that says ' i wasnt using my civil liberties anyway'
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I have a sticker.
It says 'Im not under the Influence, It's under me'
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The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.
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bring Back The 60's!!
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I have a little flag sticker on the back of my jeep. You are all cornholers. If it was up to me you ungrateful assdwellers would be deported to Iraq or Afghanistan.
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mmmm great white north
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my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie
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all i have to say is, if they are so proud and patriotitc, why the hell would the person need a bumper sticker to say it?
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they dont have to, but there is nothing wrong with showing pride like that.
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but isnt it also bad to have an inate hatred for the united states, especially its government?
phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
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the people are the gov't. so that doesnt make sense. things that happen, whether we like or dont like, are a result of our votes. we put our officials into office.
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im going biblical on your ass: pride goeth before the fall.... or some such business. i hope you get hit by a truck... with an american pride sticker on it.
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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i guess i would rather get hit by one with a sticker than one without
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u guys stickers that say
god fuck america and god bless chill dogs
your country sicks dick
'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
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oh please. the people are not all the government. there are some people who didnt vote for those in office, think for a second.
phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
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second is up. we did put them all in office...either directly or indirectly. if Bush appoints someone to office it is our fault as we put Bush in office. you see?
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except the people there to begin with put him in office, not us
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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people with those bumper stickers actually are proud to be americans and you should be too, all of you would bitch so much more if you went to a most of the countries in the world after you have lived in a place like america, just because you dont like some american policies doesnt mean you need to say you dislike america, america is more than its government, it is the actual places you guys live in, and they are a lot better than 90% of the rest of the world, so be pround and dont look down on someone who is pround and can look beyond some shit the government does and see america for what it really is, the land and the people
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oh but i look down on them because most of them are mullet sporting rednecks
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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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I'm sick of people saying that all americans are ignorant fat people or rednecks^. There are just as many fucknuts in your country, possibly more, whatever it doesn't matter. And I guess it could be true that we have the most fucknuts, but then we have some of the worst people and some of the best, who cares.
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Thats nucking futs!
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my country is america, im from seattle, i have a canadian student visa. eat my ass you sheep humping cowboy
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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if you would take the time to read my post you should notice i wasn't insulting you, did you not say that we were all rednecks? Scroll up and its right there.
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Thats nucking futs!
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i said most of the people with the stickers are rednecks. its true, look around. and you said i was a stereotyping canadian fucknut. i think fair's fair. i dont like people with big egos, if you have a big sticker that says your proud, well same deal. humility is underrated.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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i agree, but i didn't call you a 'stereotyping canadian fucknut'. What i said was that there are stupid people everywhere. It isn't specific to america like everyone seems to think.
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Thats nucking futs!
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oh, certainly not, but you called me... that... as much as i called you... whatever you said i called you... but american jackasses are the only ones with a sticker who are proud of their stupidity which is the point here. my remedy to you is to go listen to some bad religion.
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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i mean certainly, there are stupid people everywhere... damn concussions
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
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america sucks dick plain and simple
'I been pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin.
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not everyone voted for bush...
jesus, do you know even the most basic workings of govt
phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
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no, but enough people did. if you think about it Bush was put into office because of all of you liberal hippie democrats that voted for Ralph Nader. had you not had wasted your votes on him and given them to gore the percentage would have been high enough to give him the win. so suck it.
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enough people is not reason enough to blame everyone.
Earlier you said:
'If Bush appoints someone to office it is our fault as we put Bush in office.'
Not all of us voted for Nader or Bush (though i did). What more do you want people to do than exercise their right to vote. Those who voted for gore should still be able to complain without you blaming them for bush being elected.
phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
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'enough people is not reason enough to blame everyone.' sure it is...we live in a country were majority reigns supreme. if you dont like it then move out of the country.
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you are an idiot. majority does rule, but not everyone is IN THE FUCKING MAJORITY. thats why you can't blame the minority for the actions of the ruling majority.
phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
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i wouldn't say you can blame them just because they are the minority, but they can be blamed for bitching about who is in or not in office. they earn that privelage by casting a vote and entering the 'game'.
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ahahah majority? *cough* fixed election *cough*
bush stole the election..... bush does NOT deserve to be in the white house
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blamed for bitching
^^i think they'd take the blame for that
phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
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oh and bush is better than gore would have been
phish *live* at fleetcenter on Dec. 2 is gonna be so sick
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