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Funny things people have said to you about skis movies

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JeffersonDavis
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This quote was elicited 5 minutes into Hotlunch by my gaper ass friend:

"So Are any of the girls in this here ski movie hot?"
Dec 12 2008 2:24AM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
Probably the most common one I've heard is "why do they keep doing the same thing over and over"
Dec 12 2008 2:27AM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 150
Same as any action sports film though, only those that appreciate the sport can see the differences
Dec 12 2008 2:39AM
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dwalk
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 21

"Can you do that???"

Dec 12 2008 2:45AM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
"Can you do that???" is quite common.

"Is any of this movie filmed here?" also quite common

"Is this one of them Warren Miller movies?" also quite common

"Are you in this movie?"

"Why do you watch this movie so much?"


Dec 12 2008 10:58AM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
the one i always get is "is this one of those movies where all they do is ski"
Dec 12 2008 11:06AM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134

haha these are pretty funny i cant think of any at the moment but if i do...

Dec 12 2008 11:07AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
i always get asked "is that you?", "do you know those guys?", "are you better then them?", and the best gaper quote ever for me is "why isn't shaune white in this movie?"
Dec 12 2008 11:18AM
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Chronic_
Posts: 1730 - Karma: 1,602
my friend drew always gives me

"oh my god all they do is the same tricks"
"why does he land backwards so much its stupid"
Dec 12 2008 11:33AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
ahha ive had the "can you do that?" so many times, one time in particular though, some chick (not my "type") asked me that, and it just so happened that i could since it was only like a noseslide (snowboarding) and then she was like "oh thats dope, youre hot" and then she tried to get with me, but she wasnt exactly easy on the eyes in any way whatsoever /claim
Dec 12 2008 1:07PM
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Avifarer
Posts: 5926 - Karma: 598
One time i was watching Teddy Bear crisis with my sister and Niklas Karlstrom came on and she said "Finally! A girl skier!"
Dec 12 2008 1:12PM
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nickmiles
Posts: 1070 - Karma: 844
i was sore from the previous day of riding, and i was talking to this guy. he was a big racer dude and thought he was shit and tried to sound like he knew what he was talking about. he asked if i was going to be killing it "today" and i said, "no probably not i am real sore from yesterday just going to take it easy". he responds with....not even kidding this is what he said. "oh yea i hear ya, getting old wears down the body. you just relax and do mellow stuff, you know like 50-50 tailgrab, stuff like that"
Dec 12 2008 1:13PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
ive heard girls say its so hot when guys land backwards cause there butts stick out
Dec 12 2008 1:19PM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
put the porn back on
Dec 12 2008 1:20PM
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AEROPLAEHN
Posts: 1353 - Karma: 192
QFT.  I've herd that one a lot.
Dec 12 2008 1:24PM
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ski_DC
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 58
Why is it called Ski Porn?
Dec 12 2008 1:45PM
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KarmaInitiative
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 174
"whats the point"

i can understand it being boring if your not into skiing though, i didnt like fast & furious as much till i started driving
Dec 12 2008 6:59PM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 91
hardcore skiing action with no plot.
Dec 12 2008 7:17PM
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soup
Posts: 6345 - Karma: 4,442
I remember showing Ski Porn to my grandparents (both 80 yrs old and have been skiing for about 70 of those years) and they didnt know what they were watching.  They thought it was a stunt show.  My grandma actually asked how much they pay the actors to do things like that. 
Dec 12 2008 9:38PM
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MoistAbode
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 37

i was talking to my friend about butters and what they are (doesn't ski AT all) so i said id show hinm the butters in wallisch's enjoy seggie and my science teacher waslike " Sam ski movies? i know your addicted but thats too much. what do you do watch and think Hey what size skis do you think those are?"(in a very sarcastic voice) my teacher is a gaper

Dec 12 2008 9:48PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
A kid on here(nickharris), "isnt turbo pretty much all Tanner Hall".
Dec 12 2008 9:57PM
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