Replying to ADDERALL: GREATEST INVENTION EVARRR!!!

Step 1) Go to doctor

Step 2) Say you can't focus and have a hard time getting your work done

Step 3) Be sure you dress decently and present yourself as a together kid

Step 4) Get prescription for greatest invention of mankind to date: ADDERALL! YAY!


If you haven't taken adderall, imagine drinking really strong coffee, but having it last for hours. Coffee generally makes people jittery but adderall doesn't. At worst it may raise your heart rate a little.

Basically it makes you feel like you're the shit. It makes you want to get all your work done...and actually do it, makes you happier, makes you wayy more productive/faster at doing work, increases confidence, increases talkitive instincts (decreases inhibitions), and as long as you manage when you will come down off it (6hrs generally for the generic) then you can completely manage your sleep patterns. It won't necessarily make you "smarter" but it will make you be on top of your game. In general it just makes you feel like a boss.

Sadly it has recieved a lot of criticism. Some kids take it to party which can be dangerous. Some kids snort it which is stupid. If you are responsible then you really won't become hooked on it or "need" it to get through the day. Some people frown on taking it if you aren't diagnosed with ADD. Guess what, when they decide you have ADD they base it on how you respond to adderall. If it helps you get shit done then you must have had ADD. Clearly it will help everyone get shit done so therefore we must all have ADD.

To those who think that taking adderall for school is somehow cheating: it doesn't magically make you smarter. The only thing it does is allows you to study and get things done in the way you imagine you can but always get distracted/lose focus from.

Adderall saved me this quarter during finals. Thank you adderall gods. I know this has been discussed a bit so please don't searchbar me. This is just an urge to everyone on NS to at least try it. I guarantee it will help you.

p.s. I am not a doctor and this is by no means medical advice. K cool.