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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
well what r u waiting for? post the best pickup line u can think of!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 20 2003 6:15PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
Hi *wink*
-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...

The Lab
Nov 20 2003 6:17PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
i have an 11 inch penis

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore
ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
Nov 20 2003 6:17PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
if you were the new sandwich at McDonalds then you'd be the McGourgeous




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 20 2003 6:20PM
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
do you work at subway? because you give me a footlong....

hahahah..... not funny
-Nick Iwanyshyn
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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
Nov 20 2003 6:22PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
'hey look over there!'
then u hit her on the head, put her in the passenger seat of your car and show off your hot new girlfriend.
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Weed: My Anti-Drug
Nov 20 2003 6:27PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
^^^thatz some funny shit


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 20 2003 6:28PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
excuse me miss will you help me find my puppy? I think he wandered into the cheap motel over there




'The online store is now online'
-4FRNT Website
Nov 20 2003 6:29PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
the nerdy angle
lets make like a C14 molecule and date, hahahhaahahhahahaha
hahahahahahhahaahhaahah
hhahahahahhahhahahaha
do you get it?


jesus was a liberal
thats why i vote conservative.
Nov 20 2003 6:29PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
i dont get it...... lol


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 20 2003 6:34PM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
that was so pathetic is was funny pete

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ElasmoSKIEROates: I really don't care what people on NS think at all anymore
ElasmoSKIEROates: they can all lick my nonexistant sweaty nut sack
Nov 20 2003 6:34PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
good think i have my library card cause im a checking you out - kid who doesnt drink amped




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 20 2003 6:35PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants
HoldFast
Nov 20 2003 6:47PM
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Frenchy88
Posts: 576 - Karma: 184
Will you help me with my algebra, I'm a little confused but doesn't U+I=69
Nov 20 2003 6:52PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Did i just take a bear trap to the neck or are you taking my breath away.

Is that a small kawasaki dirt bike in my pants or did i forget to take out my enormously large pencil to write down your phone number.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.

Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.

'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Nov 20 2003 6:53PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
Did i just take a bear trap to the neck or are you taking my breath away.

Is that a small kawasaki dirt bike in my pants or did i forget to take out my enormously large pencil to write down your phone number.
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.

Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.

'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Nov 20 2003 6:54PM
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clrumivier4life
Posts: 2429 - Karma: 9
damn it, double post. sorry
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'What the shit-fuck' - Stupid chinese kid.

Proud owner of 2001-2002 Line 1260's

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.

'Do you think people would make fun of me at Mt. Hood if I took snowlerblades there?' - Moron

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.
Nov 20 2003 6:57PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
heres one... is your daddy a thief? (no) than who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 20 2003 7:01PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 20 2003 7:05PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
shag me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 20 2003 7:06PM
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bigtreefallhard
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 11
do you have a map cause im getting lost in your eyes




what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
Nov 20 2003 7:43PM
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winterparksuks
Posts: 3949 - Karma: 16
you may not be really hot but i bet you like to do it

excuse me do you wanna fuck or should i apoligize.

i would like to use your thighs as earmuffs

i would like to tie you to a rafter and fuck up and down!

if i told you i had a 2 inch penis would you fuck me?no! good because mine is 9 inches!

tell me how my cum tastes.

have you run in to any trees lately? Then how about a root!

greetings and salvittaions!

i'm drunk

that outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer huh?

you know i would really



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excuse me flow,
whats the soup de jour?
it's the soup of the day.
ummm that sounds good, i'll have that.

dark helmet : if there is one thing i despise it's a fair fight
Nov 20 2003 7:48PM
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720skiguy
Posts: 4553 - Karma: 21
do you beleive in love at first sight or should i ski past you again?
Nov 20 2003 8:13PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
lol concept_dude that second one was awesome...
That dress is becoming you... and if you wore it, i'd be coming too!
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 20 2003 8:39PM
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nilzlet
Posts: 1892 - Karma: 16
you smell like_____ (name of perfume there wearing)
-ME-
Nov 20 2003 8:56PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
If you and were show dogs, your dad would pay me $1000 to fuck you

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
Nov 20 2003 9:16PM
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manus
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 10
nice pants, wanna fuck (never worked - but twice I didn't get slapped)

nice pants, they'd look better on my floor (gotten a couple laughs)

Wanna go for a pizza and a screw, what you don't like pizza?

I forgot my phone number, can I borrow yours

my friends over there bet me $50 I wouldn't come over and talk to you try to get your phone number, so you wanna have a couple drinks on them? (this one worked - but I spent my $50)

The funniest ones I've heard were my friend Stew, whos really short and looks like a troll:
I'm taller laying down than I am standing up

I may buy my pants in the boys department, but I buy my underwear in the mens. (He really fucked this, and the whole place started cracking up when he walked up to this chick saying ''I may buy my boys in the..., oh shit, uhhh''

Nov 21 2003 11:24AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Wip your dick out and ask a girl if this is normal.



'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'
-Tolken
Nov 21 2003 12:22PM
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z_boarder914
Posts: 1668 - Karma: 10
My word of the day is 'legs'. Want to go upstairs and spread the word?
.:PABLO:.
Member no: 12718

I think I've gone insane, can't remember my own name....

www.MOUNTAINCANON.com
Nov 21 2003 2:27PM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
its nice shoes wanna fuck!!!!

did it hurt? what? when you fell from heaven

is your dad a baker? no cause you have nice buns

are you tired? cause you've been runnin through my mind all day



Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On That Good Ol White Stuff
Nov 21 2003 2:43PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
i may not be fred fintstone but i can make your bed rock!






My mom: 'would you jump a cliff if someone told you to?'
Me: 'i guess not. i'd have jumped off before they told me to!'

NS Old-Timer

**Viva La Resistance**
Nov 21 2003 3:04PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
^^ niiiiice


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 21 2003 3:34PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
hey can u help me find me wallet. i dropped it around that cheap motel over there


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 21 2003 4:01PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
whatz witht this no one has anymore pick up lines?!?!?!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 21 2003 5:15PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
would you like an australian kiss?

well whats that?

its like a french kiss....only down under...
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'I have luffahs'

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-kevan
Nov 21 2003 5:19PM
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AJ_concepts
Posts: 903 - Karma: 11
scuse me, let me see your teeth, (smiles, wondering), WOW! those are the nicest teeth i ever did CUM across


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derek got runned over by a canadian

***official derek wannabee***
'just give a girl the 'wink and the gun'. easy as falling off a bike.'~221
Nov 21 2003 10:17PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
pick up a sugar packet (that says SUGAR right on it), and go up to a girl and say

'hey, i found your name tag'

and give her the sugar packet :)


°SamDCaylor°

Poniverus
Nov 21 2003 10:24PM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
I love the new icon sam, finally you get a real pic of yourself



'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Nov 21 2003 11:10PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
are you jamacan cause your jamacan me crazy
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'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Nov 21 2003 11:14PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
jamacan is spelt jamaican lol


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 22 2003 12:07AM
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Rosy
Posts: 140 - Karma: 10
If i could rearrange the alphabet Id put U and I toghter


because I care
Nov 22 2003 12:14AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
ive heard that one alot but its a classic ^^^


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 22 2003 12:16AM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3861 - Karma: 490
ok im here, whats your second wish

go up to her and say'a 10 000 pound polar bear, sorry, i just had to say something to break the ice'

look down at your penis and then look at the girl, look down again and then back at the girl and say 'its not gonna suck itself!!!!!!'
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Nov 22 2003 2:01AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
hi
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe
Nov 22 2003 3:46AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
haha twintippin. 'its not gonna suck itslef'. im so gonna use that. thats awesome.
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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)
'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)
'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)
“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)
Nov 22 2003 11:33AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
my friend is egyptian..and we're trying to hook him up with this girl..so we made him wear a 'i am an egyptian' sign all day...and when they were talking we just walked by with 'egyptians have big wangs' signs...stupid but funny at the time
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-kevan
Nov 22 2003 12:20PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
hooking up with dudes is wack, but hooking up with chicks is wacker. what?
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'Hollywood Hulk you're at the end of your rope / i'll kick you in the butt, and wash your mouth at with soap' -Macho Man Randy Savage -from the hit album BE A MAN
Nov 23 2003 1:32AM
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RideBLUNT
Posts: 3393 - Karma: 11
^ i fur shur dint get that one



'Dude, he has a hella infinitesimal protuberance' - matt referring to jon fleury

'No regrets, that's my motto, that and everyone Wang Chung Tonight.'

BC Fusion - Skier Tested, Mother Approved
Nov 23 2003 10:18AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 73
'I heard you wanna make out with me.' works really well when you're drunk.
-Mike

'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
Nov 23 2003 10:26AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
i think cj's quote in your sig would work.....
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- Ian
That's Mr. Bangor to you!

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
Nov 23 2003 11:27AM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
heres a couple

I may not have a big cock, but i got a 3 foot tounge and i can breathe through my ears.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i like spaghetti, lets go fuck

Is that a keg in ure pants? cuz i would love to tap that ass.

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Ontario represent.

NS Skaters Cult
Nov 23 2003 11:38AM
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