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How do you wipe your ass?

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Flo_Rida_2016
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i take 3 squares, trifold that shit, wipe once, if it was a small smear, ill refold in a bifold and then wipe again.

most ppl use the crumple up the toilet paper and just have at it technique, but i find this method to be much more efficient and you get a cleaner wipe.

also how clean do you go to? I like to get it really nice and clean but some of my friends are lazy and just get it clean enough.

I know this topic is pretty taboo and ppl dont really share methods so im pretty curious...
Dec 11 2008 2:12PM
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MangoSteeze
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im not sure what to make of this...
Dec 11 2008 2:15PM
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spruitm
Posts: 2221 - Karma: 1,069
do you sit or stand?
Dec 11 2008 2:24PM
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KidBroSweets
Posts: 98 - Karma: -41
bump
Dec 11 2008 2:25PM
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C.R.E.A.M
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 4,577
i saw this coming a couple days back, always fold, no standing bs.
Dec 11 2008 2:37PM
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GingerKid08
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Haha believe it or not, but searchbar. There was a thread about this a few years ago and it was like 3 or 4 pages.
Dec 11 2008 2:38PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
I do the say as jumister. Sometimes a little more then 3 sheets, if its a big shit. I also get as clean as possible, no shit stains for me.
Dec 11 2008 2:38PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
Has anyone tried those toilets that clean your ass for you? Aren't they in Japan or something?
Dec 11 2008 2:42PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
A girl that I went to high school with had a badeu (sp), I walked in her bathroom and was amazed by the thing. I sat there and drank in the bathroom for 20minutes in awe.
Dec 11 2008 2:47PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
hahaha, I actually do the same as thread creator. and I'm pretty anal about it being 100% clean.. pun intended. baby wipes too, they work.
Dec 11 2008 2:49PM
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bout_it
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fuck yeah.
I'm glad someone finally said it.
Dec 11 2008 2:50PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
for sure. honestly I think it's nasty to leave anything, or not clean as much as possible. I normally shit before my daily shower, so it works out anyway.
Dec 11 2008 3:08PM
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KravtZ
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aright its all about sitting i was recently converted from standing to sitting muchhh better also u gotta use a smallish amount depending on thickness but its all about the crumple a few times till that shits clean
Dec 11 2008 3:15PM
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anxju
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well gee mike i never knew that about you....

i take motherfuckin 8 sqaures, bifold so its like 4 squares, bifold again so its motherfuckin 2 squares, then bifold again so its 1 square, but like 8 sqaures thick. then i wipe, i unfold the last bifold, and bifold it back the other way, so now the shit is sandwiched in between 2 layers of 4. then i wipe again, and if its clean, i bifold that, and wipe again.

i like my ass clean to the point of spotlessness
Dec 11 2008 3:20PM
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beezey
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girls don't poop
Dec 11 2008 3:30PM
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kthnxbai.
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 179
everybody poops
Dec 11 2008 3:40PM
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tahoed
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Ummmm

SEARCHBAR NOOB
Dec 11 2008 3:50PM
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Scolson
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 92
I take like 8 sheets long, bunch it up, and wipe.  Sitting down, back to front of course.
Dec 11 2008 3:55PM
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BloodDemOut
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Alright so i start off by laying of few sheets down on top of the water. (This gives a good Lilly pad technique). Then i proceed by laying my turd among the sheets of floating paper. I proceed to wet my ball of toilet paper in the sink and gently pat my bum hole with it. Continuing until all the "paperwork" is complete. Every so often I apply more water to reduce the burning sensation in the anal cavity.
Dec 11 2008 3:58PM
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amo
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i take a random amount of tp (usually between 6 and 10 pieces i'd say) and fold them once, then fold them in half again, or in triplets, (like a letter) depending on the length of the folded tp.

then i wipe

SITTING
Dec 11 2008 4:01PM
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gordie.
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frequently and vigorously.
Dec 11 2008 4:02PM
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sarahskis
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Girls don't poop.
Dec 11 2008 4:03PM
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dguay13
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thats the right answer
Dec 11 2008 5:08PM
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hellomynameisjef
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i sit
Dec 11 2008 5:11PM
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First.Aid
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Standing, 3 sheets trifolded, wipe once, fold wipe, fold wipe (carefully, if there's room).  Repeat if necessary, and sometimes I make a little tiny cone with a couple sheets and "scrape", that works really well.
Dec 11 2008 5:14PM
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Corben
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we throw parties and everybody uses my bathroom cus its close, anyways my roomies invite the dum ugly chics always come over and they use like ten rolls of toilet paper in one night. so one time when we had a party i put all that toilet paper shit into my closet and took out all towels and shit from the bathroom. none of the chics even said anything, not even a, wheres the toilet paper

hate those chics man
Dec 11 2008 5:22PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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I remember watching a show and i think tom cruise said that u only need 1 piece of tp to wipe
haha
where is that? or was it tom cruise? i forget, it was funny tho.
Dec 11 2008 5:26PM
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MADmidwest
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2 sheets folded in the beginning and 1 towards the end as long as it's quality stuff. Sitting too, I didn't know standing was a viable option.
Dec 11 2008 7:44PM
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no_steeze
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i'm too lazy to bother folding, i crumple and stand and wipe until there's pretty much nothing left on the paper
Dec 11 2008 7:46PM
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KarmaInitiative
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i usually use sandpaper or a cactus
Dec 11 2008 7:47PM
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pussymoneyweed
Posts: 2055 - Karma: 60
however you want me to...
Dec 11 2008 7:48PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
haha beat me to it, i cant believe there is another thread on this shit









pun intended
Dec 11 2008 7:54PM
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Pandana
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I wasn't aware anyone stood when they wiped, ever. I want my ass cheeks apart for maximum cleaning potential and I don't stand untill the job is done. Also, wiping back to front seems unsanitary, spreading the toxic waste towards areas I don't want it to ever come in contact with. This is especially true for girls who have various folds and creases that could easily become contaminated...
Dec 11 2008 7:56PM
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Microcosm
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I think in health sometime we learned that its kinda gross for guys but thats it.
for girls though, it can be pretty nasty and also result in infections and that sorta thing.
Dec 11 2008 8:04PM
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Mr.Capone
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1) Finish dropping the kids at the pool.
2) Lean over to side and wipe while sitting
3) Once almost no evidence on TP (usually ~3-4 wipes) stand and wipe once more, if ok then finito

Works amazing. It only takes me like 30 seconds to shit. No joke.
Dec 11 2008 8:12PM
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friedcheese
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This is the most helpful thread that I have ever seen on newschoolers

Dec 11 2008 8:19PM
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Mr.Capone
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haha back to front....lulz

what kind of n00bs would do that....that's some Hep A shit right there
Dec 11 2008 8:26PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
once im done, i push a button and a little urchin pops up from out of my toilet with a tiny hose and sprays down my asshole
Dec 11 2008 8:32PM
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spliff.Life
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i stand and use a giant wod
Dec 11 2008 8:33PM
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hartig
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depends on the tp brand.. that thin shit you gotta fold like 8 times..
charmin is mad good.. like 2 folds and you're good to go
Dec 11 2008 8:34PM
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TotallyTrevor
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i stick my hand in a sock and just reach back there and do work
Dec 11 2008 9:18PM
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ONTerriible
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Dec 11 2008 9:25PM
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Mr.Capone
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andddd....gonna have nightmares tonight. Damn
Dec 11 2008 9:52PM
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Canuker
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almost exactly the same EXCEPT i just recently converted to sitting and sometimes ( depending on the type of shit) i wipe more than once beofre folding again

Dec 11 2008 9:53PM
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FUUUCK
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eww you re-wipe?
Dec 11 2008 9:56PM
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mmallender.
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i go for a bunch and fold combo, it allows for maximum surface area to get rid of the poo stuck to my ass. anyone ever wipe so much their ass is raw?
Dec 11 2008 9:58PM
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FartBoy05
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baby wipes!

Dec 11 2008 10:00PM
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Microcosm
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I went on vacation and I didn't want to waste the milk left at home, which would surely go bad before we got back. long story short, I drank a half gallon of milk pretty quickly prior to arriving at the airport. it was awful and the airport toilet paper is not forgiving. that's all I have to say about that.
Dec 11 2008 10:17PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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rather get shot aha
Dec 11 2008 10:20PM
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pianoman
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i use 3 sheets of glossy photo paper to wipe
Dec 11 2008 10:21PM
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dmc12380
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i just use the sleeve of my shirt... its not even that bad.
Dec 11 2008 11:55PM
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