Replying to Im scared. very very very scared (warning, long read, but worth it)

i have shit my pants

so, basically. on facebook, this random chick adds me, don't know who she is, no friends in common

her profile picture looked mad hot tho

so i add her to find out who is this and all

and at first im suspecting its one of those spam accounts created by like companies to spam people by just adding like 500 friends, its really annoying

anyways, so to find out i write on her wall, hey do i know you or whatever? so she inbox's me back saying, hey you probably don't recognize me and im like hells no

also i might mention that she only had two pictures on her facebook, which i found kinda weird...

thing is, her wall post conversations with other people seemed pretty normal, like regular convo's

so anyways she inbox's me back, we exchange small talk and all, she seems to be diggin me, its really weird if you ask me, but at the time it seemed kinda normal

oh btw she says she's in gr. 12 in waterloo in Ontario, im in gr. 11 btw

so we keep talking, she asks if i got msn

so on msn, shes like do you wanna see pictures? and im like sure

so she sends them

i was explaining this all to my friend at the time, how funny the situation was, how all this just randomly happened, and then i send him the pics to show what she looks like

and hes like damn, she looks exactly like this one porn star

and im like wtf???

so he shows me on the internet

heres her pictures she sent me:

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so ya those are what she sent to me

and this is the porn star:

btw if you a kid, don't go to that.

just look at her face, look how similar it is

so i bring it up with her in an msn convo right

and ask her about this stuff

i wish i could have made an NS thread prior to this to find funny ways to ask how i should drop the bomb

so heres how it plays out on msn

note: you don't really need to read all this if you don't wanna

also note, i didnt want to go right out and be like YO MAN I KNOW THISIS A PORNSTAR MOTHA FUCKA IM CALLING THE COPS cause i wasnt sure, and if she just happeend to actually look like that by chance then damn thats an opportunity, ya dig?

so ya:

Amy says: (9:00:19 PM)haha yeah

Amy says: (9:00:21 PM)have u been to the uk?

gordie. says: (9:01:02 PM)nope

gordie. says: (9:01:05 PM)this is funny

Amy says: (9:01:18 PM)funny>?

Amy says: (9:01:29 PM)you should - its a nice trip.

gordie. says: (9:01:40 PM)mhm...

gordie. says: (9:01:54 PM)no whats funny is how i showed these pictures to my friend

gordie. says: (9:02:07 PM)who thought he recognized them from somewhere

Amy says: (9:02:17 PM)really?

Amy says: (9:02:37 PM)acutally haha can u not show ur pics to like other ppl? cuz then i dont know where they are going?

gordie. says: (9:02:51 PM)do you have a webcam?

Amy says: (9:03:13 PM)no sry - i hink my bro does

Amy says: (9:04:29 PM)i guess u dont wanna talk anymore? its up to you really.

gordie. says: (9:05:12 PM)no no its ok

Amy says: (9:05:17 PM)you sure?

gordie. says: (9:05:20 PM)just hold on ill brb

Amy says: (9:05:25 PM)k

gordie. says: (9:06:50 PM)are these pictures really of you?

Amy says: (9:07:13 PM)why? you dont believe me?

gordie. says: (9:07:56 PM)k well this may sound weird

gordie. says: (9:08:07 PM)but you happen to look the exact same as a soft core pornstar

gordie. says: (9:08:11 PM)so basically

gordie. says: (9:08:22 PM)considering i don't know you or anything

Amy says: (9:08:27 PM)alright i see

gordie. says: (9:08:33 PM)i have no idea, this could be a 50 year old man for all i know

Amy says: (9:08:37 PM)haha ok

Amy says: (9:08:51 PM)well thats fine - i think we can just leave it here since we dont really know each other

gordie. says: (9:09:00 PM)who is this?

Amy says: (9:09:06 PM)?

gordie. says: (9:09:32 PM)just tell me the truth, are those really pictures of you?

so then.

signs off msn, blocks me, deletes me

i check facebook

removed me as a friend

blocked my facebook so i can't even try to add her as a friend, i can't even bring up that little add friend window

took away her(or his) profile picture

i can't even add its facebook now

so i try to track her/him down

and send it a message

so ya basically this is the most fucked up shit in the world. ever. straight outta to catch a predator.

im scared for my sweet ass virginity

im sleeping with a knife under my pillow tonight

sparknotes:

hot chick adds me on fbook, don't know who she is, no friends in common, start talking to her on inbox, she digs me, sends me pictures over msn, my friend tells me that those are pictures of this porn star, i shit ma pants and call her/him out on it, her/him signs out, deletes me on facebook and msn, never to be seen again, now im afraid for my ass.

fuck that

sorry for the mad long read, just had to share this messed up shitttt