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She raped my friends...

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Bridges
Posts: 193 - Karma: 16
So there's this fat girl at my school who needs to be stopped.  Over the last couple of months, In an attempt to gain self confidence, she began whoring herself out everywhere she went.  But then she gained too much self confidence and began to believe that she could get any guy.  Luckily her attempts to get on one of my friends were blocked.  However, on three separate occasions she has gotten one of my close friends, alone, who was drunk or high or whatever and made the whoopy with them. 

So what should I do?  How do I stop this monster from raping more of my friends?!   Whose next?  No one is safe!  Why do I have to live in fear every day?!

If you would like to help one of her rape victims, please send a message to Dufa and show him how much support he has here on ns.

O yeah and she stole my pop rocks and dropped them in the damn hot tub...
Dec 10 2008 5:40PM
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Nico_G
Posts: 1480 - Karma: 15
I would agree with that statement. You friend obviously likes fat chicks you can always deny and say fuck you fat bitch!
Dec 10 2008 9:03PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
usually i just hit the wall or some shit. windows, man, thats some highley advanced pissing
Dec 10 2008 9:04PM
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MANDER
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Dec 10 2008 9:07PM
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natedogg789435
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the next party she is at u need to use this foolproof plan:

1) make sure u have a pack of M&M's and some fishing line, like 15 ft.

2) tie the m&ms's to the fishing line

3) while out of her sight throw the pack of m&m's to her feet and make her chase them into a dark room

4) while she is going to town on the m&m's escape from the room before she gets u and trap her in

5) hope like fuck she does not get out
Dec 10 2008 9:12PM
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t_rob
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Dec 10 2008 9:16PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Best so far.  Get the peanut butter ones though.
Dec 10 2008 9:17PM
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Bridges
Posts: 193 - Karma: 16
The m&m's idea rocks.  Although I will probably use pop rocks cause like i said, she stole mine AND DROPPED THEM IN THE DAMN HOT TUB!!!
Dec 10 2008 9:36PM
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no_steeze
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you have to kind of bend your knees and lean forward over the toilet
it's a very awkward and painful experience
you just can't pee within seconds of blowing your load because your prostate blocks the tube from your bladder and opens up the tubes from the seminal vesicles....sorry i just took health
Dec 10 2008 9:53PM
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cclan
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chuck it in her pooper
Dec 10 2008 10:24PM
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WhackStyle.
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BBW
Dec 10 2008 10:28PM
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Shark.
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hey guys its me the rape victim here asking you to HELP US STOP FAT-CHICK RAPE!!!  

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....and by the way i was plastered at the time (not high) and am fully ashamed of being raped.  
Dec 10 2008 10:35PM
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DJay.
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hahahaha .it sounds like the kids fucking enjoying it
Dec 10 2008 10:36PM
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HenniferLopez
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bahahaha. FAIL.
Dec 10 2008 10:42PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
image fail anyone.

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Dec 10 2008 10:43PM
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Bridges
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WWW.THEDISEASE.NET
Dec 10 2008 10:44PM
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Shark.
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fuuck.

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Dec 10 2008 10:48PM
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Shark.
Posts: 3158 - Karma: 270
one more try then i call absolute epic phail.

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Dec 10 2008 10:52PM
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Shark.
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damnit.  i'm quitting life.
Dec 10 2008 10:55PM
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GreekAR6
Posts: 527 - Karma: 11
This is one of the funniest threads i've read in a while. 

This is truly an epidemic though, theres one at my school too.  She's running rampant.
Probably gonna fuck this up.

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Dec 10 2008 11:59PM
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GreekAR6
Posts: 527 - Karma: 11
well i fail
Dec 10 2008 11:59PM
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ben802
Posts: 565 - Karma: 16
notoriously big dicks?
Dec 11 2008 8:46AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Hahahaha, wow, excellent analogy.

Your buddy needs to come to terms with the fact that he loves the XXL girls. One drunken night with a mediocre chick is acceptable. More than one with that primate? That is what we educated folks call a fetish.
Dec 11 2008 9:02AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,549
kill her!!!
Dec 11 2008 9:31AM
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wh@t
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call her fat? HOW HAS NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS!
Dec 11 2008 11:59AM
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Malcolm
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no problem. just more cushin for the pushin
Dec 11 2008 12:08PM
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SteezethePirate
Posts: 506 - Karma: 34
yeah for sure, if youre that desperate you can just whack it...if you cant tell shes fat then you need to get shit checked out for sure...but i still feel bad for your buddy...thats shit that doesnt really leave your mind lol
Dec 11 2008 12:59PM
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JamesR
Posts: 3396 - Karma: -12
MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 11 2008 1:05PM
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B.Aussie
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Haha My mate did this. His gf cheated on him so he set him up with guy he knew had an STD. She ended up with herpes. lol

Dec 11 2008 2:42PM
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A.R.
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you need to get your buddy in all seriousness admit to the fat chick that he is hiv positive. how funny would that be? the chick wouldent know what to do with herself.
Dec 11 2008 4:36PM
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