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Fuck you ski patrol

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hit.em.up
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10

stupid asss ski patrol

especially  the volanteers who think they run the hill/ mountain

Dec 10 2008 11:58AM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
fuck not a yardsale
Dec 11 2008 11:37PM
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willydj
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
eh?
you had me at switzerland
Dec 12 2008 12:45AM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
ya. and on powder days its funny. sometimes they close the great flume, but a bunch of pople just duckthe rope and ski it, or go into solitude canyon. they dont really care at all.

ya I have never had problems with them and I ski there quit a bit.
Dec 12 2008 12:57AM
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willydj
Posts: 37 - Karma: 10
thats fucking hilarious, and thats also pretty sick that he's cool with you guys doing your thing...

honestly, i have some serious respect for the guys that are chill and just let it go so long as you're not messing with anyone else or causin' problems...


Dec 12 2008 1:08AM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
oh the irony of this statement amazes me
Dec 12 2008 1:22AM
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SFBv420.0
Posts: 2539 - Karma: 3,124

You forgot the mack on chicas part

strong post NSiNY sums it up pretty well

Dec 12 2008 9:40AM
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VTR1000
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
Wouldn't you have a little bit of a chip on your shoulder if you has to constantly deal with arrogant punks who think they can do whatever they want.  I think you'd change your tone if you were buried by an avy because ski patrol wasnt there to ensure the hill was safe, or if you had to be helped down a mountain with a broken leg.  They guys are just doing their job, and a good job at it.
Dec 12 2008 1:38PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
Posts: 3687 - Karma: 39

you are going to be in negitve karm dude lol.........and to be saying that with only 9 post and not giving a reason why is just rediculious!!!

Dec 12 2008 1:53PM
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-PowAir-
Posts: 646 - Karma: 30
every ski patrol i know shreds harder then you, gauranteed. Not only that but they saved one of my friends lives. They let me throw an avy bomb! (epic by the way). Im sorry for you man...thats like saying "i hate firefighters" and no one hates firefighters, do you?
Dec 12 2008 2:06PM
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Aaaron.
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i think it should be f::: power trips
Dec 12 2008 2:11PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
dude ski patrol saved me
Dec 12 2008 4:27PM
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miketheskier88
Posts: 749 - Karma: 66
Don't have ski patrol here... if you get hurt or lost, it's your fault alone.
Dec 12 2008 5:11PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
what a newb, that is theyre job.  It says it under job descrption: take job seriously in order to prevent chaos.  Just ignore them, don't fuck around and be thankful.
Dec 12 2008 5:22PM
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hellomynameisjef
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remeber that ski patroller from RTC? most them are just ski bums doidn what they love and savin people
so why dont you fuck off
fuck haters
Dec 12 2008 5:47PM
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skivt12
Posts: 239 - Karma: 33
One of the ski patrol at my mountain tells me what trails are good to cut, so not all of them suck
Dec 12 2008 5:55PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
At my mountain, the volunteer ski patrol's alright (there is no paid ski patrol), but some of the security guys are douchebags.  Last weekend I almost got my pass pulled for hitting a jump that was 3 feet behind a closed sign.  There wasnt even a rope and everyone had been hitting it all day and this security dick decided to single out me and my friends and some random kid for no reason.
Dec 12 2008 6:02PM
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Crack.
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Dec 12 2008 6:06PM
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steve0
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 1,315
The guy that helped me out today when my finger had a huge gash on it was cool, bandaid and lotsa tape had me back skiing in 3 minutes
Dec 12 2008 6:44PM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
i ski at wisp and everybody is so chill and they dont give a shit
Dec 12 2008 11:23PM
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null_
Posts: 267 - Karma: 17
Lol, fumpin ski cops, lol
Dec 12 2008 11:37PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
at one local hill i used to go to the ski patrol was pretty gay even when i broke my ankle there dude called it a spraing then made me sign tons of paper work
i got cited for skiing switch down half the main mountain trail
then they've taken our passes when we were building jumps in powder and made us stay there until after they closed till we could get them back
that would suck to get caught smoking by a dick ski patroller especially if he called the cops
Dec 13 2008 7:06AM
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hit.em.up
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10

k boys

get this through

your thick heads

yeah i respect ski patrol when they help you and stuff if you get hurt but like not when you jump a fence and jump back in and they cut your pass but its many the volanteers that are stupid ass. But on the small hill that i ride sometimes there was no fence and we went under the chairlift and there were little grass spots and i got my pass cut by ski patrol which was for no reason

Dec 14 2008 5:47PM
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JerseyShoreSkier
Posts: 61 - Karma: 12

"yo I kill it dawg im sick" 

Dec 14 2008 5:54PM
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ginty
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 163
yes there are some dicks out there but for the most part they're chill,
but for real they do have to be dicks sometimes b/c if you do something stupid and someone gets hurt, then they get stuck having to hear about it from the mountain management

as long as theyre not like this its all good.
 
Dec 14 2008 6:00PM
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B.bowzz
Posts: 659 - Karma: 211

yeah dude

some ski patrol are awsome

but then some are assholes

that take shiut to seriouslty

otherwise,, i gots respect fo dem

Dec 14 2008 7:03PM
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Lemuel
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rangers.

they are so gay. well some of them are. there is this one fat ass at my mountain that yells at me for everything. we were making a small jump on a ridge in the park because there wasnt anything set up (early season last year) and the fat piece of shit told us to take it down because someone was going to hit it. there is a big orange sign that has all the warnings on it. then he thinks he is tough shit and chases everyone down. he even chased down the head of ski school and a bunch of other guys going down a closed trail, lets just say he was a little embarrassed when he got to the bottom and realized who he was yelling at
Dec 14 2008 7:28PM
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HamFaceGirl
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yeah i mean i set up this sick log rail in the woods and they said it was fine   then i went back to it it was blocked off
Dec 14 2008 8:06PM
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hit.em.up
Posts: 26 - Karma: 10

those are exactly th point i am trying to make

thank you.....

Dec 15 2008 12:16PM
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coolhandluke
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 153
the fence is there for a reason.  fortunately for some.  perhaps not so fortunately for you.  deal with it.

while your small hill may not have tons of avalanche control work and hazardous terrain evaluation, ski patrol is still necessary.  imagine those little grass spots not properly marked as "closed" and some weekender skis across it and breaks their leg.  in our stupid society the weekender would probably successfully sue the resort for not marking it clearly enough and your lift ticket price would go up a thousand dollars or the resort shut down.  

your resort has insurance premiums to keep under control.  which is partially accomplished by closing off terrain that is deemed unsafe.  if you do not like it, feel free to purchase your own swath of land in the mountains and open your own ski resort.

the majority of ski patrol would rather be skiing than patrolling for dumbasses.

and who are these "volanteers"?  ski patrol on volants?  the word is spelled "volunteer"; you might want stay in school a bit longer.
Dec 15 2008 1:50PM
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Commonwealth
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if there was anything more than 10/10, you would be getting it from me
Dec 15 2008 3:17PM
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e.SKI.mo
Posts: 252 - Karma: 57
snow patrol should deserve respect
Dec 15 2008 6:12PM
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Malcolm
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well he does have a point. most of the ski patrol at smuggs are super chill while all the ski patrol at st bruno (this shity hill) are complete douche bags. last season i broke both hands and had a bloody face and the patroller was standing super far from me because she was scared or something and the bitch was like are you ok? and i could barly fucking answer because i was in so much pain and the patroller just left so i had to ski down to the bottom and call my mom to come pick me up.
Dec 15 2008 6:19PM
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westmtnskier
Posts: 36 - Karma: 10
I have problems with ski patrol at some mountains just because they yell at me for skiing fast.... I know what im doing im a better skier than them i understand they are watching out for me but I know my own limits. At my local mountain I have never had a problem with ski patrol they let us do our thing.
Dec 15 2008 6:34PM
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freesteez
Posts: 85 - Karma: 15
where i ski ski patrol will help you make jumps, there so chill, and are always just worried about helping people.
Dec 15 2008 7:07PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
don't you hate it

when people

post like this?

and did anyone notice that there is a not.a.yardsale and a no,yardsales?
Dec 15 2008 7:18PM
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Static
Posts: 8560 - Karma: 4,138
It's funny you say that as a lot of ski areas, dare I say most without research, are on nation forest land, which is owned by all Americans. But yea insurance company's suck and were the primary reason for the demise of so many ski areas back in the day.
Dec 15 2008 7:29PM
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