Replying to DEW TOUR WTF!!!

I was looking at the events at the Mt. Snow location when I came across this at the bottom of the page


Winter Dew Tour Prohibited Items

Bicycles
Bottles
Cans
Food
Coolers
Air Horns
Laser Pointers
Umbrellas, tents, poles or other temporary structures
Weapons
Alcohol
Drugs
Any contraband or illegal items
Fireworks or other pyrotechnics
Lawn furniture
Video cameras
Pets

What the fuck is with that shit. NO ALCHOL!!! NO VIDEO CAMERAS!! NO FOOD!! WTF!!!! They forgot 1 more thing to add to that list:

NO FUN!!!!