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Dukeybrains
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How do I make my room stop smelling like weed.

It always kinda does and it's never been a biig deal but my mom is staying in my room when my grama comes to town.

Any suggestions appreciated very much
Dec 7 2008 9:21PM
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eastside
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 167
take a shit and hide it under your bed.
Dec 8 2008 4:52PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
It still smells like weed but my moms walked in this morning and she was like damn it smells good in here whutdyou do??

So I was like shit mom just smoke a little  chronic you know.


SO I guess it's all good

many good suggestions though.
Spoofs do sound kinda gay though, I blow into my pillow sometimes
Dec 8 2008 7:43PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
hahaha ive done this before too. i was cleaning my room cause my relatives were coming or something, and there was ash all around the trash can. like a lot too. and their was a few empty lighters and roaches witht the crutch still in them and containers i havent seen in like months.
Dec 8 2008 8:06PM
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Proze
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Ive never seen a "real ploof"
Dec 8 2008 9:00PM
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Calb3rt
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HAAAAAAAA!!!
Dec 8 2008 9:06PM
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duckets.
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bro find ozium. eats odor vs covering it. so dank
Dec 8 2008 9:10PM
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[~_~]
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I just smoke in my room whenever I feel like it. Then when my mom comes in I say "MOM LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE I'M GETTING GREEN, YO" and she's all like "lol ok sweetie."
Dec 8 2008 11:55PM
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Calb3rt
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remember that one time when i was babysitting you and your mom came home early and we was hiiiiiigh. everything was just sitting in your bedroom window in plane view to her if she only looked down, if she only looked down...
Dec 9 2008 12:03AM
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cfox
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wooord and febreze
Dec 9 2008 12:03AM
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shredwards
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OZIUM! find it. use it. love it.
Dec 9 2008 12:07AM
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[~_~]
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not only that, but she walked by my room several times without noticing.
Dec 9 2008 12:09AM
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Z_rob
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wait so your saying your mom didnt even give a shit that you told her you smoked?

i dont get it haha
Dec 9 2008 12:12AM
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Calb3rt
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she must know its not a big deal
Dec 9 2008 12:13AM
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dodgeridge*rider
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this is off topic but i love the smell of weed
i wish i could take some and shove it up my nose

(ive never been high btw)
Dec 9 2008 12:24AM
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user098123
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Chances are you just know the smell so well you can tall it is still there. If you vacuum, clean your laundry/sheets/curtains etc and light some candles for a bit and febreeze you will be more than fine.
Dec 9 2008 12:43AM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
haha no I was lying I didn't actually say that. But she did say it smelled nice and she does know I smoke so either she is fucking with me or she has forgotten the smell of weed because she doesn't smoke anymore.  Her fiance on the other hand smokes loads of green but he lost his sense of smell in a motorcycle accident or something so shiiit it's alll good.
Dec 9 2008 11:13AM
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quixotic
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This is BEST, and LEAST obvious way to get rid of the smell of cannabis.... BURNT POPCORN!

Back in high school after my parents left for work in the morning I would reek up the house and solve the problem simply by cooking popcorn, then putting it in a for a little extra time to burn it.

Burnt popcorn is very strong, and who would expect popcorn as a cover up? Febreeze, incense, and all that other shit is super obvious that you are trying to cover something up.
Dec 9 2008 12:04PM
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kslattery
Posts: 196 - Karma: 158
all you need is a toilet paper tube with some dryer sheets inside and you are $
Dec 9 2008 1:09PM
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racistpatsy
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hahaha probably the best idea. maybe vomit too
Dec 9 2008 9:29PM
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860Bluntz
Posts: 110 - Karma: 13
kill a bottle of oust or febreeze in your room, then open all the windows, then turn on all the fans and wait a long time
Dec 9 2008 9:34PM
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[~_~]
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Just take a shit between your mom's mattress and her box springs.
Dec 9 2008 9:40PM
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inactive
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hell man, just take a big ole dump on your mom, that will distract her for sure
Dec 9 2008 9:50PM
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spliff.Life
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or in a glass jar with a tight lid
Dec 9 2008 9:50PM
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gbirrd
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take a massive shit. then rub it everywhere. and say ur dog did it(if u got one) then ur grandpa wont wanna stay there. then figure out another way to get the shit smell out later
Dec 9 2008 10:19PM
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ilikeplants
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step 1. open window
step 2. take hit
step 3. put lips up to screen
step 4. blow out smoke
step 5. repeat
step 6. light some incense and chill

Dec 9 2008 11:28PM
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