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Dukeybrains
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How do I make my room stop smelling like weed.

It always kinda does and it's never been a biig deal but my mom is staying in my room when my grama comes to town.

Any suggestions appreciated very much
Dec 7 2008 9:21PM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
febreze that shit
Dec 7 2008 9:22PM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578
incense
Dec 7 2008 9:22PM
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encludemeout
Posts: 285 - Karma: 10
1. dont be a dipshit, smoke outside
2. if you're going to smoke in your room, fill up a 2 liter with dryer sheets
3. incense


hope that helps
Dec 7 2008 9:23PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
 I did the febreeze/incense combo hour but this is a deep rooted aroma.  I really enjoy it but it's got to go. I'm in need of some serious odor eliminating power
Dec 7 2008 9:25PM
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toominator
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guy copious amounts of weed flavoured incense and burrrn then blamne that
Dec 7 2008 9:28PM
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.....five09
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lots of incense for sure bro, or you should just smoke outside or in your garage
Dec 7 2008 9:28PM
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MCIRONCOCK
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Get McD's breakfast in the morning, Taco Bell for lunch, then chinese food for dinner and leave all the trash in there. Take a big poop too. My brother smokes in his room a lot when he's home but it smells like fast food because he never throws shit away.
Oh and get white castles too.
Dec 7 2008 9:33PM
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Calb3rt
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keep it in an airtight glass jar.
Dec 7 2008 9:34PM
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NomenClature
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Turkey Bags
Dec 7 2008 9:36PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
make some tea and let it sit on your desk until the aroma of legal herbs masks those of illegal ones.

fight herb with herb.
Dec 7 2008 9:36PM
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2+2=5
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it doesnt have to glass. i stash my shit in a supplement pill bottle and it works amazing. no smell whatsoever and when i open it the smell is so strong its amazing.
Dec 7 2008 9:39PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
if you have a dog, get it to shit/piss in your room.
or shit/piss in your own room
actually not that bad an idea
Dec 7 2008 9:44PM
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thathyphykid
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well you could smoke meth in your room, that might throw your mom off. also you could light candles, use a lot of axe, and keep your window open
Dec 7 2008 9:47PM
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.SteezusChrist.
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winner
Dec 7 2008 9:49PM
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thathyphykid
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thank you :]
Dec 7 2008 9:50PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
I just found a bunch of empty roach papers hiding, I'm washing off everything I've ever ashed on or rolled a joint on. Some interesting ideas. Definitely gonna light some candles. Thanks
Dec 7 2008 10:00PM
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FUUUCK
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wash your sheets, linens, do laundry, vaccum your carpet.

Dec 7 2008 10:04PM
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popNfresh44
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clean all the fabric in your room, especially curtains. if it still smells, leave incense out and put drops of potent scented oil or cologne all over your walls and stuff.
Dec 7 2008 10:08PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
I splashed some lavender oil on the curtains, I think that helped a lot.
Dec 7 2008 10:11PM
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GratefulShred
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Vacuum. Clean. Wash your sheets. Leave your window open. Spray febreeze once everythings clean. Hide some airfresheners. Make a bag of popcorn and leave it there for a little.
Dec 7 2008 10:13PM
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Elife
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Well I'd say get your mom a crucial contact high and before you know it she'll have forgotten all about the smell. High people cannot smell weed, in case you haven't noticed.
Dec 7 2008 10:14PM
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mammothpunks
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half of those ideas - including burning incense, are sure fire ways to let you parents know your smoking weed
Dec 7 2008 10:15PM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
Yeah word, I just ask my step sister to burn some incense next door cuz she's always doing shit like that.

And they know I smoke weed, it'll just piss her off if it smells like cheebuh while she's staying in my room.
Dec 7 2008 10:32PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
grill sardines in your kitchen and walk around your room holding the steaming pan of fish
my friend did it to his living room. works like a charm
Dec 7 2008 10:35PM
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Calb3rt
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yeah thats very true, medicine bottles and film canisters also work great but if you are doing any long term storing/curing then glass is whats up. plastic will make it lose flavor over time and not a good cure like glass. gerber jars or spice jars are awesome.
Dec 7 2008 10:46PM
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[~_~]
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you are so wise
Dec 7 2008 10:51PM
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jayo.
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Dec 7 2008 10:54PM
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sstricky
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on the serious note...
just get a fan and then open a window and thats literally it.... fans are fucking awesome
Dec 7 2008 10:54PM
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popNfresh44
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i lol'd
Dec 7 2008 10:57PM
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Edward.
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just febreze your room like twice a day for a day or two with your window open
Dec 7 2008 11:01PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Hire some cheap hookers, that way it won't smell like bud.  It will make it smell like a fish market.
Dec 7 2008 11:03PM
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MangoSteeze
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use incense/febreeze  thats all it should take unless you leave like a bag of weed out the smell really doesnt hang around to long
Dec 7 2008 11:06PM
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bhill2.0
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martin????
Dec 7 2008 11:55PM
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orange.
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haha
Dec 8 2008 12:00AM
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DDrem.
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cha boi
Dec 8 2008 1:44AM
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Dukeybrains
Posts: 1030 - Karma: 11
I've had my window open with fan blasting all day, ebreeze incense, candles, oils all that shit and it still smells like weed.

Oh and I don't have a bag of weed anywhere in the room that's not it.

I'm gonna vacuum my rug tomorrow,I'm pretty sure there's little pieces of weed all up in it. I've spilt jars of weed on it before.
Dec 8 2008 2:19AM
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robtheslobonacob
Posts: 471 - Karma: 17
just spill beer everywhere, you'll have a good time and mask the weed smell with beer.
Dec 8 2008 1:57PM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 26
Stop smoking weed. that way your parents can say "that is my son" without being embarrassed for once in their life
Dec 8 2008 2:21PM
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Calb3rt
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hahahha i really do enjoy reading all your comments about pot, and again i will say you are ignant. do you have any sort of backing to any of your statements? i would love to hear your reasonings...
Dec 8 2008 2:33PM
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An10a_Eng
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i could go on for days but for starters, it is immature. instead of smoking pot you could, study, do homework, excercise, fly a kite, have gay sex, just about anything would be better. nothing is more annoying that walking past a group of pot heads smoking and talking about how they deserve the handouts the government is going to give them. if you want health insurance, go to college, get a job, quit being a lazy ass. your health insurance comes from people like my parents who worked hard for the money your lazy ass is taking away in the form of taxes.

when i say you, i do not mean you personally unless your a lazy ass pot head, then yes i mean you
Dec 8 2008 2:43PM
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[~_~]
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Steve Jobs smokes, and dropped acid while he was a teen. I guess he's a REAL failure.

I could go on about how many successful people smoke. Fuck, a Big Mac is more of a drug than a joint you ignant baboon.
Dec 8 2008 2:48PM
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Calb3rt
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see you are attacking a very very small percentage of marijuana users. there are plenty of business men, CEO's, and people like your parents who live very "normal" lives and also smoke weed. not everyone who smokes weed will become a leech of society in fact the majority of marijuana users you will walk right past and not even give a second thought about.
Dec 8 2008 2:55PM
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gorillasteeze720
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/end thread, steezy vageezy ruined it with an uneducated, rash and ignorant rant

if i were you i would just febreeze the big linens and shit and use the fan especially if its cold out wherever you live
Dec 8 2008 2:55PM
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Calb3rt
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steve jobs still smokes a joint a day.
Dec 8 2008 2:58PM
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Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
incense or go outside.
not that hard
Dec 8 2008 3:33PM
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spudz
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1. You cant blow smoke rings outside.... dipshit.
2. If your going to smoke in your room, shut the fuck up spoofs are gay.
3. You would suggest incense


You dont help.



leave your window open over night/during the day before your moms stays in there. And dont smoke while your trying to air your room out.. well maybe at the beginning
Dec 8 2008 4:30PM
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Justin.B
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incense might be a little obvious. First of all if your gonna smoke in your room use a sploof, not a home made one either. A real one. and just use some lower scented febreeze. I use lavender scented shit for my room and it always smells lovely.
Dec 8 2008 4:31PM
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fourhundred
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what's with the word ignant? is it really cool cause tom lolisch used it twice in his interview?
Dec 8 2008 4:36PM
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J-mo44
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incense works like a charm, fart alot, your mom just might think it smells so bad in your room that she will not sleep in there. but seriously, fart a shit load, if you have friends who are stinky and/or give off nasty smells invite them over! best way i know of to cover up the smell of weed
Dec 8 2008 4:40PM
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Calb3rt
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pshhhhhh i used it 2 days before his interview dropped


i like the way it rolls off my tongue...
Dec 8 2008 4:44PM
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