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I'm SCREWED

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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
long story short a girl sent me a picture, forwarded it around and now the cops are involved
ttly random thread
what do i do!??!?!?!
Dec 4 2008 9:29PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
ha, i bet beezey could kick a lot of the guys on the site straight to the curb.
Dec 5 2008 5:44PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
she pretty much deserved it,

five minutes after her and her boy friend broke up she sent that to me  to make him jealous...
Dec 5 2008 5:47PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
Hahahaha. I don't know why i think thats funny but it is
Dec 5 2008 5:48PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
If you don't mind minor Pedophilia charges.

Someone I know got done when he was 16, and it's on his record.
So good luck.

(And maybe ask someone who isn't on NS for help. eg someone who knows wtf they're on about)
Dec 5 2008 5:52PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
like a convicted pedophile? doesn't sound safe to me
Dec 5 2008 5:54PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
One who didn't get caught, obviously
Dec 5 2008 6:01PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
that's even worse, isn't it?
Dec 5 2008 6:01PM
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joemarky
Posts: 38 - Karma: 9
drop your phone and run.
Dec 5 2008 9:14PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
I may be short but i'm not against any types of violence. I'd do it, in a heartbeat. You dont know me son
Dec 5 2008 9:17PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
Bring it little man :]
I'll prove my point
Dec 5 2008 9:24PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
okay, i'll let you go this time buddy
ahahah
Dec 5 2008 9:31PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
My mum's real short and kinda overweight (and fourth dan)

She would kick your ass my man
Dec 5 2008 9:38PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
seriously you guys are fucking bitches. what don't you understand about the fact that your fucking "MUM" is fat and old. that's even worse. i would like to see any girl try and beat up some guy. it's not going to happen. sure there are like a few, but then there are just some other guys who would kick their asses. it's fucking retarded. i don't get it. like think about it, she is a god damn girl. her legs are like as big as my damn arm. can girls even punch? what the fuck. i would challenge any girl to a fight and say i could beat up 90% of them.
Dec 5 2008 9:59PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
please post up like some facebook pics to see what we're dealin with like jailbait or no
Dec 5 2008 10:02PM
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fujarome
Posts: 8630 - Karma: 1,561
i'm gonna venture a guess that since he's in 8th grade....it more than likely is jailbait.
Dec 5 2008 10:05PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
bring it; You'd prob kick my ass, but I'd go for it. I'm a fighter not a pissy bitch
Dec 5 2008 10:05PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
gahhviously she's underage, but the question is still there of whether she is hot enough to be considered jailbait
Dec 5 2008 10:15PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
due you are screwed
also say that you don't even know how you got the picture
blame it on a homo you don't like
Dec 5 2008 10:21PM
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miralas
Posts: 584 - Karma: 10
ur a fuckin idiot!? did u proof read ur paragraph or just type it while in ur state of mind as a sexist? u totally contradicted urself by saying no woman could beat a man in a fight(not said in this quote but did read in another), but if they did, another man would beat them!? even if they got beat by another man, they still kicked the shit out of the first guy. and still with the 90%, that means there's still women out there that could kick ur ass... beezy included...
Dec 5 2008 10:24PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
She's also a fourth dan, jackass
She'd snap your arms and wrists like twigs

But it doesn't matter anyway, you're on the internet claiming that you can beat girls. Pretty much default fail.
Dec 5 2008 10:28PM
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.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
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Dec 5 2008 10:30PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
hahaha +K for a good laugh
Dec 5 2008 10:50PM
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gnarmada
Posts: 235 - Karma: 17
your either super fucked over, or not at all
Dec 6 2008 12:19AM
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