Replying to Process analysis essay

so i hvae to write this essay but I have no idea what to write about. It can be anything kids are doing things like how to pick up girls as other kids in the class, how to streak at a football game and get away with it, I think one kid might even be doing how to roll a joint(he brought it up in class idk if he'll actually do it)...my teacher loves stupid shit like that. It can also be a technical like explanation of something. I really have no idea what Im gonna do, Im not creative at all so give me some ideas ns