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Guess what mah fuckas

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Nicholas.
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nick bought a 5 foot ball python.

name it.

Dec 2 2008 4:03AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
big black dick...


 or dinosaurus flex
Dec 2 2008 4:04AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
wow and as i wrote that someone knocked on my door and gave a noise complaint. good god. name the snake.
Dec 2 2008 4:04AM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
im high as shit but this thread makes no sense
Dec 2 2008 4:52AM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147

call it kitty, so people think its a cat.

"want to go pet kitty?"

-"aw yeah"

-"OH THATS NOT A KITTY!!!"

Dec 2 2008 7:21AM
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urbanjib
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 255
kitty... or rainbow... or tinny... or 5bi9
Dec 2 2008 8:08AM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
titty sprinkles or bill
Dec 2 2008 8:27AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451

Fluffy!

Dec 2 2008 8:31AM
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michelle
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Captain Cuddles
Dec 2 2008 8:40AM
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timmi
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i like this
also

killer
snake
fuck
george
Dec 2 2008 9:55AM
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breckfreeskier
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Monty
Dec 2 2008 9:55AM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695

Demetri Varkovish

Whargarhbllbll

Bongo-Bongo

Gayfag

Dec 2 2008 10:22AM
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[MEGAMO]
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winston churchill
Dec 2 2008 11:21AM
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Balto
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name him God Berry King of the Juice!
Dec 2 2008 11:31AM
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gordie.
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 84
ummm
water bottle
chapstick
halls
phone
battery
radio
ipod in radio

this has no relation to the fact that im sick and confined to my bed looking at the same things every fucking day
Dec 2 2008 11:34AM
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spidey
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yeah name it george
Dec 2 2008 11:52AM
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rontonsoop
Posts: 237 - Karma: 25
name it Leroy or kahh off jungle book
Dec 2 2008 11:56AM
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Alex_G
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the schlongster
Dec 2 2008 2:34PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
Pharaoh

Dec 2 2008 2:43PM
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gnustreetfool
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meatwad
Dec 2 2008 2:47PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9652 - Karma: 291

Keith Olbermann

The Monolith

Dec 2 2008 2:54PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Reggie!
Dec 2 2008 2:55PM
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Italian.Stallion
Posts: 564 - Karma: 101

Woah!

name it:

Spot, King, Joker, Scarface, Royal, Camo

Dec 2 2008 3:11PM
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Dbouch
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13
Mistah Rogers
Dec 2 2008 3:19PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
name it ipod, or honda, so youre like wanna go check out my ipod, and then they see a snake!
Dec 2 2008 3:28PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
mister peeps

peeps is for penis
Dec 2 2008 3:30PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8798 - Karma: 6,304
wow im surprised no one said this yet...

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
Dec 2 2008 3:31PM
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Alex_G
Posts: 11902 - Karma: 1,019
schlongasaurus rex
Dec 2 2008 4:01PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 1,664

hanstris

harington

Dec 2 2008 4:04PM
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C00N3Y
Posts: 563 - Karma: 12
name it pussy or JaMarcus

or Jib
Dec 2 2008 4:11PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
Ronald Richardson the Third

Sir James Wellsworth the Sixth

Knight Maximus

Maximus Prime

FUCKYEAHITSASNAKE

Constrict

Choke

Slam

Dec 2 2008 4:13PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
the best names are 4bi9 and kahh
you guys are geniusss
my friend has a 5 foot long ball python.  named billee  it's so baller.

Dec 2 2008 4:21PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
George is as pretty good snake name.
Dec 2 2008 4:32PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
hahaha wow you guys who the fuck would name a pet 4bi9
what about cleatus or debrah
Dec 2 2008 4:33PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
YAHHHHH BITCH YAHHHH

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Dec 2 2008 5:06PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Hahah, fucking awesome. Name it Willie Nelson.
Dec 2 2008 5:13PM
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Dbouch
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Tim Walnutz
Dec 2 2008 5:14PM
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Eric.S
Posts: 1749 - Karma: 64
Just name it sex.
Dec 2 2008 5:20PM
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Blurst
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name it doug or rick
Dec 2 2008 5:23PM
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860Bluntz
Posts: 110 - Karma: 13
George Lucs
George Klooney (Ya I butchered the FUCK out of that)
Killa Cam
Mr Wiggles
Ghostface
Megatron
Optimus Prime
Cloverfield Monster

Ill get more later
Dec 2 2008 5:23PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

name it Mac so when people come over you tell them you have a BIG MAC in your room.

Dec 2 2008 5:24PM
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BigJim
Posts: 837 - Karma: 73
Executioner!!
Ziggy
Tangle
or Pinky the Python!
Dec 2 2008 5:38PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
i am diiigin kitty
or bill
bill is a good name
Dec 2 2008 5:41PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
name it escobar. baddest muthafucka alive
Dec 2 2008 5:43PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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titty sprinkles
ftw
Dec 2 2008 5:46PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,203
biggus dickus
shane diesel
nagini
Dec 2 2008 5:55PM
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Italian.Stallion
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fraidy cat
Dec 2 2008 5:55PM
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pussymoneyweed
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name it dick so when you go "wanna suck my huge dick?" and they reply yes and you wip it out saying "SUCK MY DICK AHAHAHA"

Dec 2 2008 6:03PM
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14.
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Sicklifestyle.
Name it Barack

Dec 2 2008 6:04PM
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BFFset.
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or pablo.

haha pablo the python.
Dec 2 2008 6:08PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
name it ralph, mad legit snake name.

or pyro the python

or something else
Dec 2 2008 6:11PM
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