Replying to Akward things laying around

SOOO I have this friend named Paul.  Paul just started dating this chick awhile back and I guess they are really digging each other.  This is pretty rad for my friend Paul cause he got a divorce recently and he has been lonely.  Anyways.. Paul always has us over for fat blaze sessions.. which usually go down in his room with a few homies, some music, etc.  I always felt kinda akward kicking it in his room when there is a living room but whatever.  Anyways.. ever since he has been dating this chick there has been realling embarrassing things laying around.  And like.. ridiculously obvious and everywhere...
and some Paul doesn't seem to notice.  Like the other day we blazed a J and I couldn't help but stare at the friggen neon green cock ring that was just chillin on the book shelf.  Anyways.. I thought it was pretty funny.. So I wanted to hear other stories about people leaving akward stuff laying around with out seeming to give a shit.


that was long.. damn