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cj
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Top.
Nov 29 2008 3:42PM
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Commonwealth
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top
Nov 29 2008 3:44PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
double post, but im a tits guy.
Nov 29 2008 3:44PM
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[Toby]
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Top, she has two hands and a mouth, and most likely a mermaid pussy.

Plus i guess you could talk to her once your bored enough.
Nov 29 2008 3:47PM
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TylerS
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a for sure
Nov 29 2008 3:49PM
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breckfreeskier
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it depends. What does it feel like to fuck a fish?
Nov 29 2008 4:28PM
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KravtZ
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top...i mean tities are awsome and vaginas are nice to but i mean fish are alread all slimy and shit and prob feel real good on ur dick plus you cant get a fish pregnent so u would be set
Nov 29 2008 4:46PM
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fragglemuffin
Posts: 3312 - Karma: 444
a for blowjobs and titty fucks!
Nov 29 2008 4:51PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Bottom.

So I wouldn't have to listen to it for 80 years.

Nov 29 2008 4:52PM
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Crack.
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+1
Nov 29 2008 4:54PM
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Owen.
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I was going to say bottom, but then I saw the "fwap fwap" and that ruined it for me... plus you get the smell top and bottom if you do that
Nov 29 2008 5:01PM
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Dilla
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that decided it for me
Nov 29 2008 5:03PM
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Mr.Capone
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kill evil fish, steal legs, amputate chick, surgically attach legs

win!
Nov 29 2008 5:07PM
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fillup
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a, if she is good at head.
Nov 29 2008 5:17PM
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Crack.
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lol i thought your font was messed up?
Nov 29 2008 5:25PM
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wasky
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http://www.efukt.com/1969_Blow_Fish.html  NSFW [18+]

i gues i would choose the top..
Nov 29 2008 6:51PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
like 36 mafia said, i love having sex but id rather get some head.
Nov 29 2008 6:57PM
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hartig
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LOL
you're retarded
Nov 29 2008 6:58PM
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hartig
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oh, and WHAT THE FUCK? hahahahahah holy shit, who does that?
Nov 29 2008 6:59PM
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vincepru
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that poor fish, that shit is sooo fucked up. i wish i didnt click on it
Nov 29 2008 9:13PM
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Half-Blood
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Fo real I thought it was gonna be a picture not a fuckin movie haha. fuck now thats gonna be stuck in my head the rest of the night.
Nov 29 2008 9:18PM
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D-HAWK
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i agree.
Nov 29 2008 9:26PM
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T-Holt
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Wtf?????  How did you even find that?  Why do you even know that site????  Did you really search for that or do you have like a throat fucking fish fetish????
Nov 29 2008 9:27PM
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pmills
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could she save you from one of these?

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Nov 29 2008 9:27PM
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T-Holt
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Oh yeah, and I would choose the top.
Nov 29 2008 9:28PM
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akread
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bottom cause i love anything that smells like fish, and those are my two best options
Nov 30 2008 1:41AM
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Reptar.
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I have a question.
How do you pee in a Mermaids butt?
Nov 30 2008 2:14AM
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FUUUCK
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i dont know if i could fuck a fish to be honest
Nov 30 2008 2:19AM
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Scott~
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B obviously. You could cut off the head to feed you for a month and still fuck the bottom!~
Nov 30 2008 2:22AM
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skier_boy26
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Nov 30 2008 2:24AM
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St.Steezy
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that a toughie chris..

and we are on a island.. I'll have to ponder this hypothetical situation..


Nov 30 2008 2:24AM
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narwhal
Posts: 509 - Karma: 280
i lol'd.
Nov 30 2008 3:51AM
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narwhal
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Nov 30 2008 3:52AM
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fsscott
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Defiently A,
She could just suck my dick haha
Nov 30 2008 4:33AM
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james44
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WHAT THE FUCK! THAT GUY WAS FUCKING A FISHES MOUTH WHILE GIRLS STUCK THINNER FISH INTO THEIR VAGINAS! WHAT THE FUCK!
Nov 30 2008 10:29AM
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Dylan_
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probably a.
Nov 30 2008 10:43AM
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Crack.
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haha i was joking
Nov 30 2008 10:43AM
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spliff.Life
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yeah, that fish head thing just wouldnt work
Nov 30 2008 10:45AM
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nickman
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Top but I bet i'd regret it after a year or 2...
Nov 30 2008 11:03AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
i bet after a year or two the conversations you'd have with A would begin to sound like B

"Fwap fwapp"
Nov 30 2008 11:09AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
HAHAHAHAHA reverse mermaid wtf.
as for me, I'd go with the regular mermaid.. who here has never wanted to bang a mermaid before?
Nov 30 2008 11:23AM
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shrEddie
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such a dumb post
Nov 30 2008 11:54AM
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wnab21
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top, i couldnt fuck someone with a fish as an upper body
Nov 30 2008 12:00PM
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p_n
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a fo sho
Nov 30 2008 3:03PM
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