I NEED MONEY HOW DO I GET IT FAST

seriously, what is the point of a frat....i was in a sorority but i quit because i was so tired of everyone complaining about each other, while accomplishing nothing in a whole year

Seriously sell weed.  Its not really a drug if you think about it hard enough.

Plus stoners usually aren't sketchy so you probably won't get arrested/stabbed. 

Outside of that, you start a company called Ass Ticklers Faggot Fan Club and advertise in the back of a gay magazine, saying for $20 you can ship them a dildo with the very best in ass tickling technology.  After lots of people send you checks, you send them letters back saying you couldn't get the materials and you've enclosed a refund check.  Watch how many people don't cash that check because they don't want their bank manager to know that they're tickling asses on their days off.  Then watch a Guy Ritchie movie.

If you are decent at writing, a website called writerswrite.com will pay you like $10 for each 500 word essay you write.  If you speak english well enough you can bust out like one an hour. 

Get involved in a pyramid scheme, blackmail someone, wander the streets at night checking unlocked cars for money and ipods, start an internet company, wander around with a sign saying "insult me for a dollar" (theres a bum on venice beach who makes hundreds every day with this), rob vending machines, or pay phones.  Steal tip jars.

All of these things are pretty morally bankrupt but your obviously not working much if your pulling $2,500 a year at a place where you get fat tips.  So go for it.  Its all about commitment.

As some one who gets paid by the hour, I always dream finding a way to get more money and do less. Unfortunately, I get pied by the hour.

You have really excluded many legit, and not so legit .. yet lucrative opportunities. Sperm banks, plasma, and clinical trials generally pay poorly, but you don’t have to do very much. If time is an issue you may run into a few problems, like the amount of clinical trials you can register in at once, many sperm banks don’t allow daily deposits, and you can only give so much blood before you need blood.

Selling weed is probably your best bet. Your in college, you have access to massive market. test the waters, ask a few stoner friends "what if.." if it looks good go pick up a QP. you can really clean up selling weed if you don’t smoke it, and selling to people in your class is low heat (Don’t take phone orders, do deliveries, or let people stop by your house).

I cleaned up writing papers for people in university. They did the research .. ie provided me with the articles or resources, and I wrote the paper. It was easy and depending on the weight of the paper I adjusted the price. 50-100 bucks was the going rate. It took more work than selling weed, and was equally illegal ... maybe worse if you consider what achedemic probation can do to your plans of graduation. Then again, I live in Canada ... selling weed is less criminal than selling smokes to kids under 19.

Let us know how it turns out. Good luck.

and PM me if you can hook me up with a 1/4