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linejibber550
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will ferrel is honestly the funniest man on earth! theres just no comparison, i havent seen one bad or not funny thing that he was in!
FUNK IT UP!
Nov 17 2003 12:06AM
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always_ski
Posts: 595 - Karma: 10
Very Over rated
Nov 17 2003 12:41AM
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KootenayGuy
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that movie ELF that he starred in, SUCKED.
----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
Nov 17 2003 12:48AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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you can suck my balls, will ferrel is god
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 17 2003 2:38AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I though ELF was cute.

Coming Soon...
Nov 17 2003 6:05AM
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johnnypsunami
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elf was funny dude...
What the hell were they doing with a car on the moon?... havent they gone far enough?
Nov 17 2003 12:48PM
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gauntlet1260
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Hes funny as hell man.

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Nov 17 2003 1:34PM
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jksl
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it's a simple question doctor, would you eat the moon if it were made of ribs?

=J. KIESEL=

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Nov 17 2003 3:47PM
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TheWorst
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the movie Elf KICKED ASS!!! IT WAS SO FUCKIN FUNNY...... WILL FERREL IS THE MAN!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 17 2003 4:14PM
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acc
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elf was definately a funny movie

h3o films
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Nov 17 2003 4:17PM
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720skiguy
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elf ruled. to that special someone, lol
Nov 17 2003 4:54PM
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Line1260
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learn how to fucking spell. thats damned annoying when someone cant spell 'disease'


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Nov 17 2003 5:39PM
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linemaverick540
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funny but not thaaat funny


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Nov 17 2003 5:58PM
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DRISKEY
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the man is a genious.

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Nov 17 2003 6:23PM
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rsd
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i think jack black is funnier than will ferral(sp?) but he's still funny
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I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.
Nov 17 2003 6:31PM
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Vtsnowski
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he is one funny man





some christian kid today: 'Get drunk off jesus'
Nov 17 2003 7:25PM
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TheWorst
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Elf is the funniest movie ive seen this year probably


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 17 2003 9:00PM
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SKItheBURG
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he is so awesome, one of the best snl members ever. 'HEY. if i were president, hot dogs would be our currency. 24 hot dogs will equal roughly a nickel.' haha, harey carey(sp?). ive heard elf was real good.
Nov 17 2003 9:16PM
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Bundo
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elf was really funny. 'SANTA!!!!!!!!! I KNOW HIM I KNOW HIM!' haha that was clutch. will is awesome but have you ever seen him in real life like on a talk show? he is a total weirdo he acts just like he does on SNL and in movies.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
Nov 17 2003 9:21PM
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linejibber550
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^ya hes awesome on talk shows, i saw him on conan and jon stewart
FUNK IT UP!
Nov 17 2003 9:22PM
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Nickskier
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If you were a hot dog, and you were starving to death.. would you eat yourself?
Nov 17 2003 9:27PM
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MaryJane
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His George W. impression is the funniest President impression I've ever seen!!

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Nov 18 2003 1:00AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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i once stared at the sun for over an hour
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 18 2003 2:11AM
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sconniestyle
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HOW DARE YOU COLIN!!! I SUFFER FROM A CRIPPLING DISEASE CALLED VOICE IMODULATION. I CANT CONTROL THE TONE OR PITCH OF MY VOICE.



mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'
Nov 18 2003 2:14AM
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Barmski
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'I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.'
'A big day? Doing what?'
' Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.



Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.'
Nov 18 2003 3:55AM
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Barmski
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'Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling.....what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?'


Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.'
Nov 18 2003 3:56AM
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Barmski
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'Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.'
'My birthday? What do you mean? '
'Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?'
'Damn it. I'm such an idiot.'



Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.'
Nov 18 2003 3:56AM
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Barmski
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'The truth is I've had a hell of a day and all I wana do is get some fucking sleep!'
'I, I don't know why you gotta do it in front of kid like that! I mean all ya have to do is say earmuffs to em. See watch 'earmuffs!' And you can say fuck! Shit! Bitch!'
'Cock! Balls!'
'Alright Frank I was just trying to prove a point you don't have to celebrate it!'



Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

'Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.'
Nov 18 2003 3:57AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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oh im sorry did my pin get in the way of your ass!?

adn the show has reached new low
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 18 2003 4:21AM
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
wow, some one was a little post hungry

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Nov 21 2003 4:30PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
yea hes CRAZY


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 26 2003 4:01PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
or someone just wanted to show off will ferrel's comedic prowess
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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2
you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly
Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
i had a pet rat that had one...it peed blood and then died - alpentalik
Nov 26 2003 4:33PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
stop using such big words and cut to the chase


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 29 2003 6:15PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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'OKAY you guys NEED TO SING LIKE PROFESSIONAL SINGERS.'
'No! No, mom, I wasn't yelling.'





-Lauren


I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual Transylvania...
Nov 29 2003 6:20PM
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TheWorst
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I DONT UNDERSTAND!!!!!


IT'S JUST LIKE A WOOKIE DUDE!!!
Nov 30 2003 10:44AM
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