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Dead baby jokes , taboo, or no?

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.Apex.
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i'm probably just  a siick fuck but i really enjoy the dead baby jokes like

" what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette..... i dont have a corvette in my garage"
Nov 26 2008 10:06PM
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ike.
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haha i love this thread
Jan 5 2010 10:29PM
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lilwhiz165
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What is the difference between a baby and a Mars Bar?
About 500 calories.

What is funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza.

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.



Jan 5 2010 10:39PM
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pomme-de-terre
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whats the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend?
i dont kiss my girlfriend after sex

what noise does a baby make when you feed it feet first into a blender?
i don't know. i was masturbating too hard to hear.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a table?
you can't fuck a table.

i have 4 and a half pages of those saved on my old computer, and every single one of them is worse than those three.
Jan 5 2010 10:52PM
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.Apex.
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you are sick :P like really sick
Jan 5 2010 10:55PM
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creamsteeze13
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i am honestly too scared to go anywere or do anything now.
Jan 6 2010 7:32PM
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most_mint
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hahahahaha told you they were weird!
Jan 6 2010 7:40PM
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Shredneck
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lulz
Jan 6 2010 7:56PM
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wesley.
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threads
Jan 17 2010 11:42PM
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QC_mat
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What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? Deep Throat.

Why do Blacks' hand palms are white? So they can count cents
Jan 18 2010 12:00AM
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Thenowhereman42
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FUCKA YOUUUU

was hoping nobody would get that one

How do you make a two year old cry twice?

Wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear


What's the difference between a roadkill baby and a rock?

Can't fuck a rock
Jan 18 2010 5:28AM
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blavallee4
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too far
Jan 18 2010 7:37AM
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.Apex.
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/thread
Mar 13 2010 6:40PM
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omnomnom
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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?........................ So it can finish sucking you off.
Mar 13 2010 8:19PM
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.Apex.
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Definite K+
Mar 13 2010 8:27PM
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CypressGrove
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whats the best gift for a dead baby?

a dead puppy

what the worst part about fucking a newborn?

gettin blood on your clown costume

whats the best part about fucking a 2yr old girl?

flip her over and its a 2yr old boy

if you think its awkward when your mom catches you masturbating, wait till it happens the other way around...

whats half blue and half yellow and hangs in the tree in my front yard?

my dead baby and i'll paint it any damn color i want

these are jokes i should NOT be telling lol

Mar 13 2010 11:14PM
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omnomnom
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not a dead baby joke, but still pretty fucked up...

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for xmas?....................... cancer.
Mar 13 2010 11:43PM
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TOUCHE
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How do you get a nigger out of a tree?

cut the rope
Mar 14 2010 12:26AM
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Davy.Crockett
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How do you get dead babies out of a blender? tortilla chips

what do you get when you cut open a dead baby? and erection
Mar 14 2010 12:36AM
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DutchhGutss
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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle around the floor?

Nail its other hand to the floor..

Whats harder then nailing a dead baby to a fence post?

You dick while doing it..

Mar 14 2010 12:43AM
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Jonny7
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i just lold so hard .. I going to hell
Mar 14 2010 12:44AM
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