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Dead baby jokes , taboo, or no?

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.Apex.
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i'm probably just  a siick fuck but i really enjoy the dead baby jokes like

" what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette..... i dont have a corvette in my garage"
Nov 26 2008 10:06PM
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4frnt_or_die
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those jokes are indeed pretty funny!
Nov 26 2008 10:08PM
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spliff.Life
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^agreed




Nov 26 2008 10:11PM
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Silence
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I can't say they make me laugh
Nov 26 2008 10:11PM
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SteezyOhio
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whats the difference between dead babies and a trampoline..... i take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

what do you call a gay guy in a wheel chair...... roll-aids

whats brown and rhymes with snoop.............................dr dre!

what do ethopians do for fun............................................. starve

Nov 26 2008 10:19PM
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rj.
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uh, this thread is disturbing
Nov 26 2008 10:25PM
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notime_for_jokes
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hahahaha you totally got the "corvette" one from me in science today... but im not gonna lie i stole it from someone on here, but i told a bunch of girls it and they now think im very creepy
Nov 26 2008 10:27PM
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mellifluous
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hah yeah, i like creeping my friends out with them as well
Nov 26 2008 10:30PM
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Justin.B
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whats the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?
You cant shove a pitchfork in a bowling ball.

Whats better than 1000 dead babies nailed to a treee?
1 dead baby nailed to 1000 trees.

how do you make a dead baby float?
take your foot off its head.

If you want a shit load tell me. I have a document on my computewr with like 3 pages worth lol.
Nov 26 2008 10:37PM
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Scott~
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Not even remotely taboo, especially for the internet, terrible question~
Nov 26 2008 10:39PM
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KLovelace
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actuallyyyy the joke isss

what's the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?
I take my boots off to jump on a trampoline.


though i guess it works for baby too though... 
Nov 26 2008 10:41PM
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SteezyOhio
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never heard this variation i heard mine like 4 years ago when that phase came through my school
Nov 26 2008 10:44PM
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KLovelace
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i thought boots would work better than shoes.. and then you just replace hippie/baby with whoever/whatever you wanna rompa stomp on.
Nov 26 2008 11:37PM
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TheBeardedOne
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thats fucking classic
Nov 27 2008 12:05AM
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birdshake
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whats the difference between a dead baby and the floor?

you cant dress the floor up like a ninja and have sex with it!


Nov 27 2008 12:10AM
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solitaryman
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What do you call a dead baby in the middle of the ocean?

Haha, fucked.
Nov 27 2008 12:12AM
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no_steeze
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what's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
i don't rape a sandwich before i eat it
Nov 27 2008 12:14AM
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KLovelace
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ye def most fucked up one yet.
Nov 27 2008 12:40AM
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BigJew
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hhahaha, I haven't heard that one.
Nov 27 2008 12:47AM
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fsscott
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HOW MANY DOES IT TAKE TO PAINT A BARN???





















DEPENDS HOW HARD YOO THROW EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 27 2008 12:48AM
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Delphi
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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bucket of shit?



the bucket.
Nov 27 2008 12:52AM
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timmi
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they were kind of over done about 4 years ago when i was in grade 9. i thought they were funny then. nope.
Nov 27 2008 12:54AM
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babujib
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ahahahah those two made me lawlzor
Nov 27 2008 1:00AM
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PhilboydStudge
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my threads, to creep everyone in my school out

Nov 27 2008 1:04AM
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.Apex.
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lol holy that is so wrong that i want to laugh but i think ill go to hell for it
Nov 27 2008 4:15PM
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.Roockley.
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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

i dont have a ferrari in my garage





pretty nasty jokes, wouldnt tell them to little kids haha
Nov 27 2008 4:22PM
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skijunkiedtm
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how do you get 100 dead babies out of a phone booth?               ..............chainsaw
how do you get the remains out?                                                   ...............salsa chips
Nov 27 2008 5:14PM
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mark_skis
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Q.  Why do you ALWAYS put a baby in a blender feet first?
A.  So you can look into its eyes while you jerk off.

Q.  What do you use to clean out the blender?
A.  Nachos

LOOLLZ
Nov 27 2008 5:15PM
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SeanTom
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dude............
Nov 27 2008 5:51PM
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Atypical
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you sir, need help.

Nov 27 2008 7:02PM
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MANDER
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ya, im pretty sure that crossed the line...
Nov 27 2008 7:24PM
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Lemuel
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whats red bubbly and scratches on glass? a baby in a microwave
whats the difference between a baby and a refrigerator? a refrigerator doesn't scream when i put my meat in it. BAM

so bad and sick but you know its funny.

whats worse that 10 dead babies in a tree? one dead baby in 10 trees. and you can substitute in anything you want, such as a garbage can or a dumpster. 
Nov 27 2008 7:32PM
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notomatoplz
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i laughed at quite a few of these i admit, but the baby in the microwave made me wanna puke
Nov 27 2008 8:14PM
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Bab.
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tabboo jokes are the funnest

whats funier than a dead baby?
a dead baby netx to a kid with down syndrome

whats the saddest part about a car accident in wich 4 emo's died?
theres was room for a fifth.

what do emos use as birth control?
their personality.

what do call it when you throw a black man in the ocean? pollution
what would it be if you threw all of them in the ocean? the solution
Nov 27 2008 8:48PM
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IceCreamer
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what is more gross than a bag full of dead babies...
one is on the bottom... whats more gross than that... one is still alive... more gross than that.... it eats it way out... whats more gross than that... it comes back for seconds
Nov 27 2008 9:19PM
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.Apex.
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u sir have alot of problems
Nov 27 2008 10:55PM
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Joshua.
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i once killed a man with a trident
Nov 28 2008 3:00AM
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Alex_G
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whats the difference between a dead baby and a table?

you can't fuck a table
Nov 28 2008 3:02AM
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chames
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personally, i think jokes about black people are a lot funnier.

what do you call a black orthodontist, who lives and works out of chicago?

a nigger.

Nov 28 2008 4:07AM
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kzrstf
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lol

what do you do with black people when they die. you make wetsuit with their skin.

what do you do when the wetsuit are ripped. you fill them with crap to make black people

Nov 28 2008 8:38AM
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vinnyT
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baha    my threads
Nov 28 2008 9:30AM
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C.R.E.A.M
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hahah yes!
and you are also terrible at math
Nov 28 2008 2:58PM
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.Apex.
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lol how did this turn to black jokes
Nov 28 2008 11:43PM
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popNfresh44
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please tell me you didnt think of that first one by yourself....

whats do a black woman and a hockey goalie have in common?
they change their pads every three periods.




Nov 28 2008 11:57PM
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max.
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hahaha

what do you call a black guy in college......... a basketball player
how do you know when a black person is lying.........his lips are moving
Nov 29 2008 12:22AM
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q_sketch
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mythreads..hahah..aha
Nov 29 2008 12:58AM
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cofreeskier
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I wouldnt call them taboo, or funny either
Nov 29 2008 1:19AM
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Thenowhereman42
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Whats the difference between a roadkill baby and a rock?

Can't fuck a rock.

Nov 29 2008 3:30AM
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ianz2
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what happens to a baby when its in a microwave
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sorry, i was to busy masterbating
Nov 29 2008 3:38AM
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Hugh_Conway_jr
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Dead babies .... hahaha ..ahahah.....hahaha

its been a long time since I have heard a good dead baby joke ... thank you Sir, may I have another.

Jokes about black people are not as funny. maybe its because the baby is dead, and a dead baby cant be offended. maybe it has to do with racism.... Dare I suggest a joke about a dead black baby? no I shouldn’t ... racism is only funny on network TV and in a room full of white people.

Nov 29 2008 5:34AM
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krow
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whats small, pink and cant turn around in the hallway?
a baby with a spear in its neck
Nov 29 2008 6:42AM
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