So today i walk into subway, gonna get a nice footy subway melt on italian herb+cheese toasted. as soon as i walk in i see the chubby guy waiting to take my order. every subway has a chubby guy who knows how to put together a fuckin sandwich, he just knows the perfect amount and the right way to put toppings on, cut the sandwich, etc. all of a sudden he walks into the back for his lunch break and i almost start cryin as i see this little skinny indian chick who can hardly breathe, let alone ask me what kinda sub i want, step up behind the glass. so i tell this girl i want lettuce, onions, green peppers, a little bit of jalapenos, southwest chipotle sauce and salt and pepper. and im watching her put this stuff on and she just fucks shit up so bad i dont even bother telling her that the onions are falling out or you missed the fucken sandwich with the chipotle sauce or you put two pieces of lettuce on because i know she is a Newb. so i just tell her its fine and pay for my shit and get home and open unravel the subway and realize she didnt even cut the sandwich and there is just shit everywhere on the bread, i cant grip the thing without getting chipotle mess all over my hands and she basically ruined my subway experience.
so sorry i just need to vent and im bored. also im wondering if your guys' subways are similiar and if you have had similar experiences with the subway newbs and the chubby sandwich artists.
basically im never getting subway again unless i know its gonna be the chubby guy.
